Ains Ooal Gown
@bwil.bsky.social
Audio professional and writer.
Not a day goes by that I don't wonder why I didn't take myself seriously much sooner.
Not a day goes by that I don't wonder why I didn't take myself seriously much sooner.
I think Be Prepared might be the best Disney song of all time
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think Be Prepared might be the best Disney song of all time
I've invested about 5 episodes worth of time into The Lazarus Project and I'm not sure how I feel about it. It's not bad. Not great. Premise is kind of creative. But it's not addictive TV watching. Idk.
December 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I've invested about 5 episodes worth of time into The Lazarus Project and I'm not sure how I feel about it. It's not bad. Not great. Premise is kind of creative. But it's not addictive TV watching. Idk.
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We warned you repeatedly about Bibi and the Orange Demon. But too many of y'all were too steeped in propaganda you thought you were immune from.😒
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We warned you repeatedly about Bibi and the Orange Demon. But too many of y'all were too steeped in propaganda you thought you were immune from.😒
Luther Burden made #26 on the 49ers look crazy
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Luther Burden made #26 on the 49ers look crazy
Josh Allen blew it
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Josh Allen blew it
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👀 China makes it illegal to podcast on health issues without a degree.
Before 2025 we might have felt this is wrong but it’s hard not to be jealous.
(Yes, every member of our team has a collection of letters after their name)
Before 2025 we might have felt this is wrong but it’s hard not to be jealous.
(Yes, every member of our team has a collection of letters after their name)
No degree, no discussion? China tightens the grip on influencers and its new law has sparked massive debate online. Check details
China has enacted a new law requiring influencers to possess degrees or certifications for discussing serious topics like finance, health, and law online. This measure aims to combat misinformation an...
m.economictimes.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
👀 China makes it illegal to podcast on health issues without a degree.
Before 2025 we might have felt this is wrong but it’s hard not to be jealous.
(Yes, every member of our team has a collection of letters after their name)
Before 2025 we might have felt this is wrong but it’s hard not to be jealous.
(Yes, every member of our team has a collection of letters after their name)
Looks like the NFL is pushing more and more live games to streaming services that I don't have. And even when you do have them, the games are being pushed to the higher tiers of those services.
Looks like my football watching will be declining. Because ain't no fucking way.
Looks like my football watching will be declining. Because ain't no fucking way.
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Looks like the NFL is pushing more and more live games to streaming services that I don't have. And even when you do have them, the games are being pushed to the higher tiers of those services.
Looks like my football watching will be declining. Because ain't no fucking way.
Looks like my football watching will be declining. Because ain't no fucking way.
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Yes, but because of how it captured black family dynamics.
Different from how quotable Coming to America is.
Different from how quotable Coming to America is.
Bc I’m being forced to ask this…
Does SoulFood hold the same weight in Black cinema as Coming to America?
Does SoulFood hold the same weight in Black cinema as Coming to America?
December 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yes, but because of how it captured black family dynamics.
Different from how quotable Coming to America is.
Different from how quotable Coming to America is.
So Chronos has a 2nd form huh
December 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
So Chronos has a 2nd form huh
Boy ain't nobody watching these weak ass bowl games
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Boy ain't nobody watching these weak ass bowl games
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I don’t care how fine you are… you finna be sweet, kind, and nice to me
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don’t care how fine you are… you finna be sweet, kind, and nice to me
Hades 2 got me in a chokehold, all praises due
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Hades 2 got me in a chokehold, all praises due
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Today was good. My kids were happy
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Today was good. My kids were happy
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Fox celebrated this a few months back actually.
DOGE says government paying for 11,020 Adobe Acrobat licenses with zero users, plus more 'idle' accounts
DOGE social media account announces that thousands of paid software licenses were going unused, according to a Department of Housing and Urban Development audit.
share.google
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fox celebrated this a few months back actually.
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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I just yelled "OH SHIT" in the vet.
People can see me laughing at all the people who refused to vote for Kamala Harris getting their wages seized.
*sorry to the rest of y'all, but don't blame me, blame the people who didn't vote for Kamala Harris.
People can see me laughing at all the people who refused to vote for Kamala Harris getting their wages seized.
*sorry to the rest of y'all, but don't blame me, blame the people who didn't vote for Kamala Harris.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I just yelled "OH SHIT" in the vet.
People can see me laughing at all the people who refused to vote for Kamala Harris getting their wages seized.
*sorry to the rest of y'all, but don't blame me, blame the people who didn't vote for Kamala Harris.
People can see me laughing at all the people who refused to vote for Kamala Harris getting their wages seized.
*sorry to the rest of y'all, but don't blame me, blame the people who didn't vote for Kamala Harris.
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The way I screamed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The way I screamed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@haking.blacksky.app Guess who I met today and instantly knew it was a relative of yours because yall have the EXACT SAME FACE???
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@haking.blacksky.app Guess who I met today and instantly knew it was a relative of yours because yall have the EXACT SAME FACE???
So apparently you just can't stream NFL games through the streaming apps with cable login info anymore?!? Guess that's it for me watching the NFL then. I ain't paying subs for these fucking apps to watch broadcast television.
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So apparently you just can't stream NFL games through the streaming apps with cable login info anymore?!? Guess that's it for me watching the NFL then. I ain't paying subs for these fucking apps to watch broadcast television.
Shedeur was playing well up until that finger injury, but he still winds up and holds the ball too long. Plays where the open man was pre-designed, he doesn't get the pass out cleanly or quickly. He waits until the guy is open, pats it, winds up, then throws it. He's gotta do all that quicker.
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Shedeur was playing well up until that finger injury, but he still winds up and holds the ball too long. Plays where the open man was pre-designed, he doesn't get the pass out cleanly or quickly. He waits until the guy is open, pats it, winds up, then throws it. He's gotta do all that quicker.
This is crazy, the Strangers Things kids went from lovable goofball to junior Marvel Superheroes in 4 seasons lmao
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is crazy, the Strangers Things kids went from lovable goofball to junior Marvel Superheroes in 4 seasons lmao
It's 17-0, I go to put my 3yr old down, now it's 17-17???
OU kicked a field goal, I went and used the bathroom and washed my hands, came out and OU had the ball again
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It's 17-0, I go to put my 3yr old down, now it's 17-17???