Baryonic ghoul
@bwestleg.bsky.social
"You drag me before the court on some made-up charges of arson, but none of you have given one thought to how much corn our farmers have produced this season!"
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
"You drag me before the court on some made-up charges of arson, but none of you have given one thought to how much corn our farmers have produced this season!"
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If Jonny Greenwood had a problem with his music being used in the Melania documentary, then why did he perform at TP USA's Kid A halftime show?
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If Jonny Greenwood had a problem with his music being used in the Melania documentary, then why did he perform at TP USA's Kid A halftime show?
Goddamnit, not Pooh!
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Goddamnit, not Pooh!
I can't wait for TP USA's next All-American Halftime Show, featuring Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti.
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I can't wait for TP USA's next All-American Halftime Show, featuring Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti.
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Not deporting actual US citizens isn't that big of an ask. And yet Dems failed at even this.
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Not deporting actual US citizens isn't that big of an ask. And yet Dems failed at even this.
Does @stephenking.bsky.social know about Garth Marenghi? @mikeflanaganfilm.com, you have collaborated with both the real-world author and @mrholness.bsky.social; do you have the answer?
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Does @stephenking.bsky.social know about Garth Marenghi? @mikeflanaganfilm.com, you have collaborated with both the real-world author and @mrholness.bsky.social; do you have the answer?
On my 33rd birthday, my uncle gifted me ...
ONE GOLDEN RING!
ONE GOLDEN RING!
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
On my 33rd birthday, my uncle gifted me ...
ONE GOLDEN RING!
ONE GOLDEN RING!
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I have heard too many people I know in real life refer to Jenny as the bad guy in Forest Gump, and she isn't.
She is a victim of the filmmakers.
She is a victim of the filmmakers.
I *hate* Forrest Gump. Not only is it...wait for it...
totally reactionary
...it's a mess in its timelines
The moral of Forrest Gump is "be a moron and obey and never question and you'll prosper, and if you don't, you'll get AIDS and die."
totally reactionary
...it's a mess in its timelines
The moral of Forrest Gump is "be a moron and obey and never question and you'll prosper, and if you don't, you'll get AIDS and die."
damn, really? Forrest Gump?
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I have heard too many people I know in real life refer to Jenny as the bad guy in Forest Gump, and she isn't.
She is a victim of the filmmakers.
She is a victim of the filmmakers.
Fawning reappraisals of North, starring Elijah Wood, commencing in 3, 2 ...
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Fawning reappraisals of North, starring Elijah Wood, commencing in 3, 2 ...
Ah, yes, "the sweet science" ... diabetes research.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ah, yes, "the sweet science" ... diabetes research.
Bob Dylan's partner asks him whether he went number two yet.
Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go.
Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Bob Dylan's partner asks him whether he went number two yet.
Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go.
Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go.
I love the Tron: Ares soundtrack so much I could not possibly mar the experience by watching the film itself.
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I love the Tron: Ares soundtrack so much I could not possibly mar the experience by watching the film itself.
Christina Aguilera: You are beautiful ...
Listener: Ah, thanks!
Aguilera: No matter what they say ...
Listener: Who said? What did they say?
Listener: Ah, thanks!
Aguilera: No matter what they say ...
Listener: Who said? What did they say?
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Christina Aguilera: You are beautiful ...
Listener: Ah, thanks!
Aguilera: No matter what they say ...
Listener: Who said? What did they say?
Listener: Ah, thanks!
Aguilera: No matter what they say ...
Listener: Who said? What did they say?
Favorite line from Tron: Ares:
It's Aryin' time!
It's Aryin' time!
October 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Favorite line from Tron: Ares:
It's Aryin' time!
It's Aryin' time!
Hey, Hollywood talent scouts!
Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity!
Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity!
September 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Hey, Hollywood talent scouts!
Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity!
Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity!
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Unless he gives a speech where he demonstrates how to drink water or walk up a gentle incline, I won't believe it.
August 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Unless he gives a speech where he demonstrates how to drink water or walk up a gentle incline, I won't believe it.
"Jesus, if you are in the room, knock three times."
July 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"Jesus, if you are in the room, knock three times."
I suppose I am a Luddite, but I must take my business somewhere human workers are prioritized above AI.
@duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play.
@duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play.
June 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I suppose I am a Luddite, but I must take my business somewhere human workers are prioritized above AI.
@duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play.
@duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play.
The Duffer Brothers need to prioritize shooting Oingo Boingo to the top of the Billboard with their last season of #StrangerThings! #Justice4OingoBoingo!
June 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The Duffer Brothers need to prioritize shooting Oingo Boingo to the top of the Billboard with their last season of #StrangerThings! #Justice4OingoBoingo!