Brook
@bvb1123.bsky.social
My hobbies are collecting and listening to music and making jokes irl and online. It's ok, I don't think I'm funny either 😃
Cocaine so white it swears it has a black friend.
Cocaine so white it knows every Taylor Swift song
Cocaine so white it fast dances to every Barry Manilow song
March 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Cocaine so white it swears it has a black friend.
Satan walks into hell
Demon - Hey, where's your fiddle?
Satan - I lost it in a Best Fiddler Contest
Demon - That sucks. Who was the judge?
Satan - (looks down dejectedly) *quietly*Me
Demon - You? And you lost?
Satan - (getting upset) Look, you weren't there! He was really really good!
Demon - Hey, where's your fiddle?
Satan - I lost it in a Best Fiddler Contest
Demon - That sucks. Who was the judge?
Satan - (looks down dejectedly) *quietly*Me
Demon - You? And you lost?
Satan - (getting upset) Look, you weren't there! He was really really good!
March 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Satan walks into hell
Demon - Hey, where's your fiddle?
Satan - I lost it in a Best Fiddler Contest
Demon - That sucks. Who was the judge?
Satan - (looks down dejectedly) *quietly*Me
Demon - You? And you lost?
Satan - (getting upset) Look, you weren't there! He was really really good!
Demon - Hey, where's your fiddle?
Satan - I lost it in a Best Fiddler Contest
Demon - That sucks. Who was the judge?
Satan - (looks down dejectedly) *quietly*Me
Demon - You? And you lost?
Satan - (getting upset) Look, you weren't there! He was really really good!
My Lips, Flaming
my surfers? butthole
my manoeuvres in the dark? orchestral
February 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My Lips, Flaming
Do you think the King from Humpty Dumpty only sent his king's horses in to fix Humpty Dumpty just that one time or so you think he was so inbred (as most Monarch's were back then) that, whenever there was a problem back then, like the third thing the king did was send in all the king's horses
February 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Do you think the King from Humpty Dumpty only sent his king's horses in to fix Humpty Dumpty just that one time or so you think he was so inbred (as most Monarch's were back then) that, whenever there was a problem back then, like the third thing the king did was send in all the king's horses
I don't know about any of you but I'm starting to think that Lou Bega ISN'T going to drop "Mambo #6" anytime soon
December 25, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I don't know about any of you but I'm starting to think that Lou Bega ISN'T going to drop "Mambo #6" anytime soon
"The Dingos Hate My Baby"
December 1, 2024 at 10:58 AM
"The Dingos Hate My Baby"
Everyone was so worried about Trump stealing the election that they forgot that over half the country totally wanted a fascist authoritarian dictator wannabe.
November 6, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Everyone was so worried about Trump stealing the election that they forgot that over half the country totally wanted a fascist authoritarian dictator wannabe.
So the FCC commissioner came out and said Kamala Harris's cameo on SNL might have violated the "equal time" rule. Funny, when Trump fucking HOSTED SNL during his 2016 nobody said shit. Bullshit!
November 3, 2024 at 3:51 PM
So the FCC commissioner came out and said Kamala Harris's cameo on SNL might have violated the "equal time" rule. Funny, when Trump fucking HOSTED SNL during his 2016 nobody said shit. Bullshit!
After 8 Mission: Impossible movies I'm starting to think maybe they should rename them to
Mission: Kind Of Hard
Mission: Kind Of Hard
November 2, 2024 at 10:49 AM
After 8 Mission: Impossible movies I'm starting to think maybe they should rename them to
Mission: Kind Of Hard
Mission: Kind Of Hard
Suicide isn't painless. It really hurts.
October 15, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Suicide isn't painless. It really hurts.
I don't know. But I'm exhausted. I didn't block anyone. I'm going to bed. Good night
October 15, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I don't know. But I'm exhausted. I didn't block anyone. I'm going to bed. Good night
I'm gonna be blunt but Ben Shapiro - helping a fascist government to come to power no matter what you think
Candace Owens - siding with fascists will eventually be your downfall.
Literally both of you are useful idiots for the fascists to hide behind for now.
You will be 2nd class citizens
Candace Owens - siding with fascists will eventually be your downfall.
Literally both of you are useful idiots for the fascists to hide behind for now.
You will be 2nd class citizens
October 15, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I'm gonna be blunt but Ben Shapiro - helping a fascist government to come to power no matter what you think
Candace Owens - siding with fascists will eventually be your downfall.
Literally both of you are useful idiots for the fascists to hide behind for now.
You will be 2nd class citizens
Candace Owens - siding with fascists will eventually be your downfall.
Literally both of you are useful idiots for the fascists to hide behind for now.
You will be 2nd class citizens
Reposted by Brook
October 13, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Reposted by Brook
Reposted by Brook
October 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Felt like listening to some old '8Os-'90s college rock and this 10,000 Maniacs Best Of fit the bill. Anyone else into them? Favorite album/songs?
October 12, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Felt like listening to some old '8Os-'90s college rock and this 10,000 Maniacs Best Of fit the bill. Anyone else into them? Favorite album/songs?
In honor of the incredible musician and deeply flawed man, husband, and father who would've turned 84 today
I'm playing this, my favorite of all his compilations
John Lennon - The Definitive Lennon
I'm playing this, my favorite of all his compilations
John Lennon - The Definitive Lennon
October 10, 2024 at 2:20 AM
In honor of the incredible musician and deeply flawed man, husband, and father who would've turned 84 today
I'm playing this, my favorite of all his compilations
John Lennon - The Definitive Lennon
I'm playing this, my favorite of all his compilations
John Lennon - The Definitive Lennon
I don't know why some parents are so scared that even being exposed to LGBT people will turn them gay. I mean, I saw David Bowie and Mick Jagger fondling each other at Live Aid and I still came out straight.
October 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I don't know why some parents are so scared that even being exposed to LGBT people will turn them gay. I mean, I saw David Bowie and Mick Jagger fondling each other at Live Aid and I still came out straight.
Hi! I'm new here. I couldn't stand Twitter any longer. I'd been on it since 2009 so it was tough leaving it but the fascists, racism and transphobia finally drove me away. Having fun so far. Glad to be here
October 9, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Hi! I'm new here. I couldn't stand Twitter any longer. I'd been on it since 2009 so it was tough leaving it but the fascists, racism and transphobia finally drove me away. Having fun so far. Glad to be here