Brook
@bvb1123.bsky.social
My hobbies are collecting and listening to music and making jokes irl and online. It's ok, I don't think I'm funny either 😃
My favorite Cake song: Short Socks, Long Jacket
July 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My favorite Cake song: Short Socks, Long Jacket
Men who think like this guy are why so many conservative men want "no fault" divorce taken away
July 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Men who think like this guy are why so many conservative men want "no fault" divorce taken away
She's a lesbian Republican. Surely the leopards will never eat her face
June 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
She's a lesbian Republican. Surely the leopards will never eat her face
This number goes down to 56% if "Hiccuping Rolie the Hiccuping Pilot" is left out. He is an outlier and shouldn't have been included.
May 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This number goes down to 56% if "Hiccuping Rolie the Hiccuping Pilot" is left out. He is an outlier and shouldn't have been included.
Yes! You put it into words! I'm do the same damn thing way too often.
May 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Yes! You put it into words! I'm do the same damn thing way too often.
Also recommended is to bang your head in the "rawking out" parts while slowly drying your hands under the light warm breeze machines
May 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Also recommended is to bang your head in the "rawking out" parts while slowly drying your hands under the light warm breeze machines
That's because of a papal bull in 1507 when the pope said that the Portuguese got to teach sharks their language and Spain got to train crabs in Spanish
May 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That's because of a papal bull in 1507 when the pope said that the Portuguese got to teach sharks their language and Spain got to train crabs in Spanish
That's also the reason you can't see your nose or ears when normally looking at things. The brain filters out noses, ears and elbows. The human body is amazing!
May 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
That's also the reason you can't see your nose or ears when normally looking at things. The brain filters out noses, ears and elbows. The human body is amazing!
I dreamt that wasn't right
May 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I dreamt that wasn't right
Often called Strained Glass it was invented in Lichtenstein in the 1400s
May 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Often called Strained Glass it was invented in Lichtenstein in the 1400s
In Russia, toilets flush you
May 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
In Russia, toilets flush you
Only because their pizza crust tastes like they were made out of old Michelin tires
May 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Only because their pizza crust tastes like they were made out of old Michelin tires
That's just because during the last few million years dinosaurs existed dinosaur prank fossils were very popular on DinoTube.
May 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That's just because during the last few million years dinosaurs existed dinosaur prank fossils were very popular on DinoTube.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Now we just have to see if she's ever right about anything else.
May 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Now we just have to see if she's ever right about anything else.
"I bet you're all wondering why I called you here today"
May 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"I bet you're all wondering why I called you here today"
So true. I eat pretty good food. Take all my meds when I'm supposed to and still, two weeks ago I woke up and could barely stand up let alone walk. I'm just now able to get around decently. And it was just out of nowhere.
May 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
So true. I eat pretty good food. Take all my meds when I'm supposed to and still, two weeks ago I woke up and could barely stand up let alone walk. I'm just now able to get around decently. And it was just out of nowhere.
I don't know. ApPEARances can be deceiving
May 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don't know. ApPEARances can be deceiving