Buttercup
@buttercupocelot.bsky.social
Software Developer, Cyclist, Professionally Tired
I'm bad at posting, have a nice nature picture
April 26, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I'm bad at posting, have a nice nature picture
Aunties really do be in gangs nowadays
Customer: AUNTIE GEE
DMV: G, GANG REFERENCE
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: G, GANG REFERENCE
Verdict: ACCEPTED
March 5, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Aunties really do be in gangs nowadays
Crazy how the only way I was able to get Vyvance without calling 80 pharmacies was to have a nationwide cyber attack take out e-script services for the fucking nation
March 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Crazy how the only way I was able to get Vyvance without calling 80 pharmacies was to have a nationwide cyber attack take out e-script services for the fucking nation
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I have a nice hat sometimes
February 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I have a nice hat sometimes
Making calzones at 3am because I went to bed too early and missed dinner but this will also be breakfast
February 20, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Making calzones at 3am because I went to bed too early and missed dinner but this will also be breakfast
I'm going to intentionally mispell the names of people I don't like because I want to and can
February 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I'm going to intentionally mispell the names of people I don't like because I want to and can
The security guard for my office building and I both agree we should be paid a full salary just for existing
February 8, 2024 at 2:43 PM
The security guard for my office building and I both agree we should be paid a full salary just for existing
I told a snob to stfu using his own language and someone gave me an steam award and it made my day
February 8, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I told a snob to stfu using his own language and someone gave me an steam award and it made my day
Really wishing the tower defense genre didn't die with the gem craft flash games
February 7, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Really wishing the tower defense genre didn't die with the gem craft flash games
From here on out I promise to stop masking the unhinged nonsense I get the urge to say on an hourly basis and I will be subjecting the general public to every inch of my neurodivergency
February 6, 2024 at 6:19 PM
From here on out I promise to stop masking the unhinged nonsense I get the urge to say on an hourly basis and I will be subjecting the general public to every inch of my neurodivergency
This is a golden dad joke, one in a million
January 30, 2024 at 7:44 PM
This is a golden dad joke, one in a million
It makes me so happy XKCD has made it's way to bluesky
January 18, 2024 at 1:35 PM
It makes me so happy XKCD has made it's way to bluesky
This is what the world needs please make these mainstream in the US
Don't let anyone ever tell you that the human race doesn't innovate any more.
January 10, 2024 at 3:26 PM
This is what the world needs please make these mainstream in the US
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Don't let anyone ever tell you that the human race doesn't innovate any more.
January 10, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Don't let anyone ever tell you that the human race doesn't innovate any more.
On vacation visiting family and I'm telling my grandparents I'm meeting my friend and his fiance for coffee and muffins and having to research coffee shops nearby to show them where we are meeting because I can't tell them that, in fact they are taking turns riding my dick
January 3, 2024 at 8:23 PM
On vacation visiting family and I'm telling my grandparents I'm meeting my friend and his fiance for coffee and muffins and having to research coffee shops nearby to show them where we are meeting because I can't tell them that, in fact they are taking turns riding my dick
Literally want a boyfriend for the sole purpose of having a roommate I can stand
December 31, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Literally want a boyfriend for the sole purpose of having a roommate I can stand
Found this gem I made ages ago, had to scroll through 80billion nudes to find it
December 21, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Found this gem I made ages ago, had to scroll through 80billion nudes to find it
Re-Skeet with blue stuff or else you are in fact a dirty rock licker
December 10, 2023 at 5:52 AM
Re-Skeet with blue stuff or else you are in fact a dirty rock licker
I'm genuinely wondering how half my team can read a single line task description in JIRA and magically know what the fuck is going on and I have never felt stupider in my life
December 6, 2023 at 4:30 PM
I'm genuinely wondering how half my team can read a single line task description in JIRA and magically know what the fuck is going on and I have never felt stupider in my life
Convinced bot accounts will auto like posts that mention certain key-works
So have a nondescript anecdote about cats and dogs while I test out this theory
So have a nondescript anecdote about cats and dogs while I test out this theory
November 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Convinced bot accounts will auto like posts that mention certain key-works
So have a nondescript anecdote about cats and dogs while I test out this theory
So have a nondescript anecdote about cats and dogs while I test out this theory
My co worker was laughing at all the tricks I use to get dogs and cats to eat their food when they lick their own butts and I debated saying "well eating ass is a thing" and before I could say it he saw the look on my face and said "their OWN butts to clean them" and I think I like my place of work
November 30, 2023 at 3:52 PM
My co worker was laughing at all the tricks I use to get dogs and cats to eat their food when they lick their own butts and I debated saying "well eating ass is a thing" and before I could say it he saw the look on my face and said "their OWN butts to clean them" and I think I like my place of work
I hate forgetting my Adderall because on days I'm in-office it just consigns me to getting nothing done
November 29, 2023 at 10:46 PM
I hate forgetting my Adderall because on days I'm in-office it just consigns me to getting nothing done
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Sometimes I look at what people post and think "man this must be a shit post" but then they just...
...keep going
...keep going
November 15, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes I look at what people post and think "man this must be a shit post" but then they just...
...keep going
...keep going