Buttercup
@buttercupocelot.bsky.social
Software Developer, Cyclist, Professionally Tired
When I was a kid I wore a sieve on my head to pretend to be an alien and I would now do that 20 years later
April 26, 2024 at 3:29 PM
When I was a kid I wore a sieve on my head to pretend to be an alien and I would now do that 20 years later
Ooooh! My favorite is when a late 50s man sends you a strangely thin picture only for you to realize he poorly cropped out his wife
March 19, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Ooooh! My favorite is when a late 50s man sends you a strangely thin picture only for you to realize he poorly cropped out his wife
Yeah the difference is I get more engagement on LinkedIn
March 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Yeah the difference is I get more engagement on LinkedIn
That's why they are at an expo hall and not being super rad
February 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
That's why they are at an expo hall and not being super rad
Me sending 8 messages and deleting them an hour later because I feel like I'm being annoying only to send 8 more inadvertently becoming more annoying
February 12, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Me sending 8 messages and deleting them an hour later because I feel like I'm being annoying only to send 8 more inadvertently becoming more annoying
You sound like our architects
February 11, 2024 at 5:25 AM
You sound like our architects
Congrats you now have a follower
February 11, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Congrats you now have a follower
This is prime sarcasm, it went full circle twice and I thought you were serious
February 11, 2024 at 1:46 AM
This is prime sarcasm, it went full circle twice and I thought you were serious
On top of that the fucking Kremlin debunked the fake new Cucker Tarlson was spreading
February 8, 2024 at 4:39 PM
On top of that the fucking Kremlin debunked the fake new Cucker Tarlson was spreading
At first I thought the hearts above the maids in the background were the handholds on a climbing wall and now I have a deep desire to visit a combination maid cafe climbing gym
February 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
At first I thought the hearts above the maids in the background were the handholds on a climbing wall and now I have a deep desire to visit a combination maid cafe climbing gym
I am very excited to see what you post here. Please have this photo of the inside of my water bottle freezing in a very appealing way. If you leave I think I will cry
February 7, 2024 at 2:03 PM
I am very excited to see what you post here. Please have this photo of the inside of my water bottle freezing in a very appealing way. If you leave I think I will cry
I miss the cloud :(
February 7, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I miss the cloud :(
They are perfect and can do no wrong, your couch must have said something awful
February 7, 2024 at 1:49 PM
They are perfect and can do no wrong, your couch must have said something awful
What you might be forgetting is that the spaghetti mascot's mouth is an infinite void full of searing light that burns away all of existence and he keeps it at bay as best as he can
February 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
What you might be forgetting is that the spaghetti mascot's mouth is an infinite void full of searing light that burns away all of existence and he keeps it at bay as best as he can