Jamil
@bustdownjimmy.bsky.social
I’m exactly who they’re talking about when they say that they know a guy.
30 Something | DC 📍| ♋️ | Dog Daddy |
I will sincerely knock all of this shit over
30 Something | DC 📍| ♋️ | Dog Daddy |
I will sincerely knock all of this shit over
Pinned
Tequila Mockingbird
If you were a drag performer, what would your name be?
a young man wearing a white shirt and a grey beanie is taking a selfie .
ALT: a young man wearing a white shirt and a grey beanie is taking a selfie .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Tequila Mockingbird
Non pet parents say shit like, “it’s just a dog.” Bro I would literally save my dog if I came down to his or a strangers life. The only way I’d default to a stranger is if that stranger is a baby. And if that baby is being raised by monsters, it’s a coin flip
February 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Non pet parents say shit like, “it’s just a dog.” Bro I would literally save my dog if I came down to his or a strangers life. The only way I’d default to a stranger is if that stranger is a baby. And if that baby is being raised by monsters, it’s a coin flip
Conversation with my father
• When is the last time you got a physical?
- I get them all of the time. I have a clean bill of health,
• Bet, bet. Glad to hear.
- Yea, he said that I have 0% body fat.
•. Zero.. percent?
- Yea.
• Do me a favor and go get the fucking physical.
• When is the last time you got a physical?
- I get them all of the time. I have a clean bill of health,
• Bet, bet. Glad to hear.
- Yea, he said that I have 0% body fat.
•. Zero.. percent?
- Yea.
• Do me a favor and go get the fucking physical.
February 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Conversation with my father
• When is the last time you got a physical?
- I get them all of the time. I have a clean bill of health,
• Bet, bet. Glad to hear.
- Yea, he said that I have 0% body fat.
•. Zero.. percent?
- Yea.
• Do me a favor and go get the fucking physical.
• When is the last time you got a physical?
- I get them all of the time. I have a clean bill of health,
• Bet, bet. Glad to hear.
- Yea, he said that I have 0% body fat.
•. Zero.. percent?
- Yea.
• Do me a favor and go get the fucking physical.
I’ve become such an avid reader that I can totally understand how someone can clear 2 400 page books a week. When a story is enthralling my pace is about 40 seconds a page in fiction. Heavy subject matter usually requires periodic breaks and reflection, resulting in longer reads.
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I’ve become such an avid reader that I can totally understand how someone can clear 2 400 page books a week. When a story is enthralling my pace is about 40 seconds a page in fiction. Heavy subject matter usually requires periodic breaks and reflection, resulting in longer reads.
I ordered a dirty chai latte with extra espresso and oat milk. The results are in and the rumblings from my large intestine have determined that in the case of this being oat milk, that was a lie.
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I ordered a dirty chai latte with extra espresso and oat milk. The results are in and the rumblings from my large intestine have determined that in the case of this being oat milk, that was a lie.
“Almost” isn’t sufficient.
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“Almost” isn’t sufficient.
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I’m so tired of the top/bottom/masc/fem conversation.
Can y’all just have sex with what you’re attracted to and stop over-analyzing, generalizing, and categorizing everything?
Can y’all just have sex with what you’re attracted to and stop over-analyzing, generalizing, and categorizing everything?
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I’m so tired of the top/bottom/masc/fem conversation.
Can y’all just have sex with what you’re attracted to and stop over-analyzing, generalizing, and categorizing everything?
Can y’all just have sex with what you’re attracted to and stop over-analyzing, generalizing, and categorizing everything?
A strange romantic daydream of mine is reading a book to my partner while he rests on my chest.
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 AM
A strange romantic daydream of mine is reading a book to my partner while he rests on my chest.
I’m kind of cute. Like a smidgen
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I’m kind of cute. Like a smidgen
Battle rappers are just emotionally unstable poets
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Battle rappers are just emotionally unstable poets
Dick tied into a balloon knot and stroked into suffocation and cyanosis over poor circulation. Please consult your urologist
What yall get out those weighted c*** rings?
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Dick tied into a balloon knot and stroked into suffocation and cyanosis over poor circulation. Please consult your urologist
Social media is insidious in the way that it creates the perception of witnessing multifarious perspectives while simultaneously and algorithmically pigeonholing you into like minds of the same foolishness, which then sets the unwitted up for the Dunning Kruger effect.
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Social media is insidious in the way that it creates the perception of witnessing multifarious perspectives while simultaneously and algorithmically pigeonholing you into like minds of the same foolishness, which then sets the unwitted up for the Dunning Kruger effect.
Working on it.
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Working on it.
You people call Cancer men Satan when Aries men are right there.
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 AM
You people call Cancer men Satan when Aries men are right there.
Don’t text me the morning after I say some freak shit, the moment has passed and I’ve found my way back to Jesus
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Don’t text me the morning after I say some freak shit, the moment has passed and I’ve found my way back to Jesus
Can someone please recommend a high fantasy books to me that aren’t YA and doesn’t centralize love as a plot point? I hate love as a plot in my books
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Can someone please recommend a high fantasy books to me that aren’t YA and doesn’t centralize love as a plot point? I hate love as a plot in my books
Ochocinco wanted me.
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Ochocinco wanted me.
My special chips
January 22, 2026 at 8:15 AM
My special chips
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im becoming a salt n pepper daddy
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 AM
im becoming a salt n pepper daddy
Reposted by Jamil
Hedge Fund Billionaire Ray Dalio Warns That Trump Could Unleash Global “Capital Wars.” Here’s What He Means
What Billionaire Ray Dalio Means By "Capital Wars"
Geopolitical conflicts can spill into financial markets. Rising bond yields and surging gold prices show how investors are responding.
www.forbes.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Hedge Fund Billionaire Ray Dalio Warns That Trump Could Unleash Global “Capital Wars.” Here’s What He Means
This build is nuts, no Jelly.
January 22, 2026 at 8:10 AM
This build is nuts, no Jelly.
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Quiet as kept, gymnasts are apex athletes.
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Quiet as kept, gymnasts are apex athletes.
Me: *Absentmindedly walking out of the building to grab lunch*
Building receptionist: Have a nice rest of the day.
Me: You’re welcome, happy Tuesday.
You’re welcome… Happy Tuesday…
Building receptionist: Have a nice rest of the day.
Me: You’re welcome, happy Tuesday.
You’re welcome… Happy Tuesday…
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Me: *Absentmindedly walking out of the building to grab lunch*
Building receptionist: Have a nice rest of the day.
Me: You’re welcome, happy Tuesday.
You’re welcome… Happy Tuesday…
Building receptionist: Have a nice rest of the day.
Me: You’re welcome, happy Tuesday.
You’re welcome… Happy Tuesday…
Added Snapple Apple to my Chardonnay, now it’s sangria.
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Added Snapple Apple to my Chardonnay, now it’s sangria.