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Jamil
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I’m exactly who they’re talking about when they say that they know a guy.

30 Something | DC 📍| ♋️ | Dog Daddy |
I will sincerely knock all of this shit over
Pinned
The seat is cushioned
These Epstein emails?????
At this point we don’t even need the list.. go look at those, now!
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I was heading down to the mailroom and one of my neighbors go into the elevator with me. When the doors closed she said, “don’t you think that those shorts are too short to be out of your apartment?”
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Walk with me:

The tariffs imposed were illegal. Ergo, the money that we paid because of them was theft. The $2k check is from tariffs. He’s LITERALLY offering to RETURN SOME of what he STOLE and EXPECTS GRATITUDE.

This is so fucking insulting. You should all be disgusted
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A loving mother and her special needs child.
“Like I told you before, I ain’t one of ya lil friends! See how man man out here looking crazy, that’s why I be on yo ass!”
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Mad corny.

Wait, how’d I get in my knees?
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I just tried to sing a note that my throat was never designed to make, and ended up making a sound that the world has never heard. I feel like MJ Rodriguez
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Who even dug her up? omg, return the slab
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dora’s Backpack song is actually trap. The fuck do you mean that In your backpack is loaded up with things and knick-knacks too!?
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
BlueSky, for reasons that I cannot place believes that I want to be inundated with white bears…

I have never once interacted with any such media.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If this race ends in any way but what is CLEARLY Mamdani, I’m going to know something
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A dog and his canine
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by Jamil
With face 🫣🫣🫣
Nuts vids with the sound on thankgya🙂‍↕️
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Reposted by Jamil
The "it's class not race" crowd 🤝 white supremacists
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I can recognize that espresso is more pleasant with some flavoring agent. That said, I prefer the deeply bitter joy erasing oblivion of black cold brew.
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me flirting with Dracula at the Halloween party
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Having a type doesn’t mean that everyone in that type is your type,
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
❤️❤️❤️
That corporate photo shoot for my VP, producer, director role was boss ☺️
October 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Where do lesbians congregate? I can find the gays in any bar, bathroom or locker room. But lesbians move through the shadow realm. I feel like you have to take a cup of chamomile tea, 2 vegan brownies, a bookmark and walk backward into a closet to transported like Narnia.
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*Blinks in socially aware American*
October 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Anytime someone says, “That’s why you’re single.”, as an insult, they’re really just broadcasting their crippling codependency and lack of identity outside of the perceived benefits and validation that someone settling for them would bring.
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
* Friend dates guy *

Me: I hate the bitch for you. Here’s why…

Her: Don’t judge on me, just love on me

* Friend breaks up with guy for issues that I identified months prior *

Me: Thank God.

Her: Omg, why didn’t you say that you don’t like him?

I- ! ... Okay
a group of people are sitting at a table signing a contract .
ALT: a group of people are sitting at a table signing a contract .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’ve been reconnecting with someone I dated a couple years back and he said, “You weren’t this nasty last time, who taught you that?”

The streets that you left me in.
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wait, is it Columbus Day? Oh. Hm.
October 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You’d be spun like a dreidel
October 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM