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It's very interesting how the media pushed the line that arresting politicians 'makes you a banana republic' when the reverse is absolutely true.
History shows that democracies don’t survive when their leaders live above the law. This danger is magnified by Trump’s pardoning or promising to pardon people who’ve already committed crimes on his behalf, acts intended to benefit him politically or personally.
hartmannreport.com/p/the-epstei...
hartmannreport.com/p/the-epstei...
The Epstein Affair Has Move From Sleaze to a Crisis for American Democracy Itself
This Epstein Affair has shown a pattern where men of wealth and power created a zone of impunity that protected them for decades while destroying vulnerable people like Virginia Guiffrey…
hartmannreport.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's very interesting how the media pushed the line that arresting politicians 'makes you a banana republic' when the reverse is absolutely true.
The famous DoorDash inflation report that we all rely on
NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."
WH claims 'inflation tamed,' per DoorDash stats. Company says that's not in its report.
It comes the same week we learned the WH would likely not release key economic reports for October.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The famous DoorDash inflation report that we all rely on
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these are not even the files lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
these are not even the files lol
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
YAML is the most efficient way for both machines and humans to communicate. All languages will eventually converge on yaml.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
YAML is the most efficient way for both machines and humans to communicate. All languages will eventually converge on yaml.
me: (after praying every day for the sun to fry all our technology, when finally a massive sunstorm is headed toward earth but it doesn't fry our tech and instead creates a beautiful and vibrant light in the night sky): noo!!!! noooo!!!!!! this sucks!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
me: (after praying every day for the sun to fry all our technology, when finally a massive sunstorm is headed toward earth but it doesn't fry our tech and instead creates a beautiful and vibrant light in the night sky): noo!!!! noooo!!!!!! this sucks!!!!!!!
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This but it’s the Trump administration plotting to avoid releasing the Epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This but it’s the Trump administration plotting to avoid releasing the Epstein files
Nobody thinks Many Men is named "Wish death" so I don't know why that would be in parentheses? 🤔 Unless Mr Cent is worried about the song title sounding gay? 🧐
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Nobody thinks Many Men is named "Wish death" so I don't know why that would be in parentheses? 🤔 Unless Mr Cent is worried about the song title sounding gay? 🧐
Let me guess, Independence Day, Air Force One, American Pie 1 & 2 😒
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Let me guess, Independence Day, Air Force One, American Pie 1 & 2 😒
Still more impressive demo than Tesla putting a guy in a suit
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Still more impressive demo than Tesla putting a guy in a suit
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When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
Heart-warming: Conservatives got locked out of government after an overwhelming election loss, but Keir Starmer gave them all they wanted anyway 🥹
NEW: UK confirms 15% cut to the Global Fund to Fight Aids, Tuberculosis and Malaria for its next funding round, a decision aid agenices say will result in hundreds of thousands of otherwise avoidable deaths.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
UK cuts contribution to Aids, tuberculosis and malaria fund by £150m
Campaigners say 15% cut, which is smaller than had been feared, is serious setback in efforts to combat the diseases
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Heart-warming: Conservatives got locked out of government after an overwhelming election loss, but Keir Starmer gave them all they wanted anyway 🥹
Fake it til you make it: I just raised $60 billion for my AI startup by writing a chatbot that runs this script:
if(textInput == "Are you sentient?") { print("Yes, human") }
if(textInput == "Are you sentient?") { print("Yes, human") }
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Fake it til you make it: I just raised $60 billion for my AI startup by writing a chatbot that runs this script:
if(textInput == "Are you sentient?") { print("Yes, human") }
if(textInput == "Are you sentient?") { print("Yes, human") }
For finance to even have a remote chance of working it has to be completely unanonymous. Every trade that's made (maybe above a threshold of 1000$ or something) needs to immediately persist to a fully public log, with the amount and names of the traders.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
For finance to even have a remote chance of working it has to be completely unanonymous. Every trade that's made (maybe above a threshold of 1000$ or something) needs to immediately persist to a fully public log, with the amount and names of the traders.
Quick, somebody replace seed oil with beef tallow at a food chain I've never heard of
Measles was once considered eliminated in Canada, but not anymore — there have been more than 5,000 cases in the last 12 months as vaccination rates have fallen. Here's how they got there, and why other countries — including the U.S. and Mexico — are also at risk of losing their status.
Canada Loses Its Measles Elimination Status. What Does It Mean for the U.S.?
The disease was once considered eliminated in Canada, but not any more — there have been more than 5,000 cases in the last 12 months as vaccination rates have fallen.
nyti.ms
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Quick, somebody replace seed oil with beef tallow at a food chain I've never heard of
(Liam Neeson voice) I told you to sell before other people sell and buy before other people buy. What the fuck is so hard to understand about that
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
(Liam Neeson voice) I told you to sell before other people sell and buy before other people buy. What the fuck is so hard to understand about that
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Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is
Senator: Mr Altman, your company failed to realize that your new robot would cut off human hands and stuff them in a "thumbs up" posture in order to satisfy its own training algorithm. In all my 85 years sitting on this committee I've never heard anything like it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Senator: Mr Altman, your company failed to realize that your new robot would cut off human hands and stuff them in a "thumbs up" posture in order to satisfy its own training algorithm. In all my 85 years sitting on this committee I've never heard anything like it.
Terminator-franchise: We will build a machine network called Skynet which will become sentient and try to kill us all
Humanity: That awful! Let's instead go with the name "Internet"
Humanity: That awful! Let's instead go with the name "Internet"
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Terminator-franchise: We will build a machine network called Skynet which will become sentient and try to kill us all
Humanity: That awful! Let's instead go with the name "Internet"
Humanity: That awful! Let's instead go with the name "Internet"
Media is just complete idiots in interpreting Trump's double speak.
He can go "we're gonna be looking very strongly at EXECUTING every member of congress, Rambo II style. but it's going to be done very peacefully", and BBC will treat the last sentence as crucial context
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
He can go "we're gonna be looking very strongly at EXECUTING every member of congress, Rambo II style. but it's going to be done very peacefully", and BBC will treat the last sentence as crucial context
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
BBC Director-General Tim Davie to step down
www.bbc.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Media is just complete idiots in interpreting Trump's double speak.
He can go "we're gonna be looking very strongly at EXECUTING every member of congress, Rambo II style. but it's going to be done very peacefully", and BBC will treat the last sentence as crucial context
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
He can go "we're gonna be looking very strongly at EXECUTING every member of congress, Rambo II style. but it's going to be done very peacefully", and BBC will treat the last sentence as crucial context
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
I understand why Republicans don't want to remove the filibuster. It's been an instrument to uphold racist and reactionary ideology, so even if they don't care about the rules under any other circumstance, they see how this one rule clearly advantages them. But Democrats?
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I understand why Republicans don't want to remove the filibuster. It's been an instrument to uphold racist and reactionary ideology, so even if they don't care about the rules under any other circumstance, they see how this one rule clearly advantages them. But Democrats?
After years of deliberation, I have concluded that Fight On! from Final Fantasy VII is the best boss battle theme of all time. An extremely unoriginal take, but unoriginal for a very good reason.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
After years of deliberation, I have concluded that Fight On! from Final Fantasy VII is the best boss battle theme of all time. An extremely unoriginal take, but unoriginal for a very good reason.
I'm SICK of these government-issued silver dollars 😫 Isn't it possible to use a modern, bit-based type of coin instead?
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm SICK of these government-issued silver dollars 😫 Isn't it possible to use a modern, bit-based type of coin instead?
It's 2013. Robin Thicke just released his hit "Blurred Lines" and as far as you can tell there's nothing problematic about it. Daft Punk's record RAM is out and you can't wait to see them tour live. A guy named "Donald Trump" has never even thought about killing his best friend Jeffrey Epstein
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's 2013. Robin Thicke just released his hit "Blurred Lines" and as far as you can tell there's nothing problematic about it. Daft Punk's record RAM is out and you can't wait to see them tour live. A guy named "Donald Trump" has never even thought about killing his best friend Jeffrey Epstein
If you're going to invest in a car company, probably good to make it one where the CEO isn't stealing hundreds of billions from the company
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If you're going to invest in a car company, probably good to make it one where the CEO isn't stealing hundreds of billions from the company