went to the dog show today and i am happy to report that all the dogs, every single blessed one of them, were good
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
went to the dog show today and i am happy to report that all the dogs, every single blessed one of them, were good
these hopkins undergrads need to stop flirting with me focus on your studies dammit
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
these hopkins undergrads need to stop flirting with me focus on your studies dammit
50ish security guard at my job doesn't like coffee. his HS football team was on a plane back from losing a big tournament and he spilled coffee all over himself at the beginning of the flight. smells like humiliation to him now.
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
50ish security guard at my job doesn't like coffee. his HS football team was on a plane back from losing a big tournament and he spilled coffee all over himself at the beginning of the flight. smells like humiliation to him now.
keep getting told that we're serving the best espresso/coffee on campus. one guy today said it's the best he's had in the city and he used to live in melbourne where their standards are unreasonably high
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
keep getting told that we're serving the best espresso/coffee on campus. one guy today said it's the best he's had in the city and he used to live in melbourne where their standards are unreasonably high
vanilla syrup. orange san pellegrino. 4 ristretto shots. the tito ortiz.
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
vanilla syrup. orange san pellegrino. 4 ristretto shots. the tito ortiz.
ive had discord as an app for years and have never really had a conversation on it. im a member of the larger discords for some podcasts i listen to but they seem so alien to me
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
ive had discord as an app for years and have never really had a conversation on it. im a member of the larger discords for some podcasts i listen to but they seem so alien to me
if i switch between social media apps rapidly enough it almost feels like i'm doing something
February 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
if i switch between social media apps rapidly enough it almost feels like i'm doing something
@coupedetat.bsky.social i need an enzo wimd check plz
February 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
@coupedetat.bsky.social i need an enzo wimd check plz
if you need a self-esteem boost, you're not as big as a loser as this dude who's so mad his spot got taken he's been trying to bury them lol get a grip
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
if you need a self-esteem boost, you're not as big as a loser as this dude who's so mad his spot got taken he's been trying to bury them lol get a grip
renaming dulles airport for tr*mp actually makes sense when you realize that dulles airport fucking sucks ass
February 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
renaming dulles airport for tr*mp actually makes sense when you realize that dulles airport fucking sucks ass
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Hey folks, I'll be starting another round of art c0mmissi0ns imminently, and I have at least one more slot open in this round. If you're interested, hit me up! More info on my art website here: genuinesnips.art
genuine snips by Emma Katherine Bilski
non-traditional wycinanki (Polish cut-paper art)
genuinesnips.art
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Hey folks, I'll be starting another round of art c0mmissi0ns imminently, and I have at least one more slot open in this round. If you're interested, hit me up! More info on my art website here: genuinesnips.art
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
my alanis morissette ironic moment of the day is tapping a charmpass before realizing it's rosa parks day
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
my alanis morissette ironic moment of the day is tapping a charmpass before realizing it's rosa parks day
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Real sick of being cold. Lots of Enzo hangs at least.
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Real sick of being cold. Lots of Enzo hangs at least.
baldor is my favorite food supplier but no one knows that it's because in my head I scream their name like the trogdor theme song lmao
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
baldor is my favorite food supplier but no one knows that it's because in my head I scream their name like the trogdor theme song lmao
go away @iwriteok.bsky.social im trying to play pictionary on netflix the everything app
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
go away @iwriteok.bsky.social im trying to play pictionary on netflix the everything app
guys i paid my back rent
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
guys i paid my back rent
hopkins decorated my cafe with these fake books so i am adding illustrations
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
hopkins decorated my cafe with these fake books so i am adding illustrations
that's an insane name
Orioles Acquire Versatile Slugger from White Sox
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/454094/
The Baltimore Orioles have added another depth piece to their roster. It was announced late Sunday evening that…
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/454094/
The Baltimore Orioles have added another depth piece to their roster. It was announced late Sunday evening that…
Orioles Acquire Versatile Slugger from White Sox - Australia News Beep
The Baltimore Orioles have added another depth piece to their roster.
www.newsbeep.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
that's an insane name
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ABAG (All Bats Are Glorious)
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
ABAG (All Bats Are Glorious)
blueprint cafe is really cute but there's no excuse for a place owned and operated by gen z to not have an email or phone number of any kind
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
blueprint cafe is really cute but there's no excuse for a place owned and operated by gen z to not have an email or phone number of any kind
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Wow everything sucks rn
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Wow everything sucks rn
aaaaand the regular existential horror has settled back in now that im not distracted by a Problem
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
aaaaand the regular existential horror has settled back in now that im not distracted by a Problem