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Julian, the Chaotic Deity
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pansexual/poly disaster | mario kart menace | acnh designer | novice speedrunner | he/they

may be horny, so 🔞

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Name: julian

Pronouns: he/they

Location: southwestern pennsylvania

Interests: video games, music, baking/food, interior decorating

Vocation: commercial real estate
i was scrolling through my photo gallery as one does and have stumbled upon the funniest picture i have ever taken
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. being evil in mario kart
2. very pretty acnh decorating
3. a very silly guy
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. Tits.
2. Puns.
3. Bald.
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. Very cute butt
2. Curated artistic thirstraps
3. Charm, wit, eccentricity & mystery
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the mayor lewis pipeline may be real...
🧑‍🌾 Among Us x Stardew Valley 🌾

our collab with ConcernedApe is out now! complete tasks in the coziest cosmetics, along with the Junimo and Krobus pets!

available until February 18th, 2026 for 3,300 Beans 🫶

read all about it here: https://www.innersloth.com/announcing-among-us-x-stardew-valley/
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
y'know... one of these days, i wanna do an "a matter of time" themed photoshoot where each photo is themed after a specific song in the album, and then sabotage is really glitchy/sabotaged editing

yes, the entire album has taken real estate in my brain, and no, i will never apologize for it
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
anyways, i made chilli last during my break, and i thought i'd share
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Hollow Knight sticker sheet 🪲☺️
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
breaking the bluesky detox for a little bit to post a new tumblr gimmick blog that i have started not too long ago! go follow it if you want! (especially if you're a fan of big tiddies)
@bigtiddyagenda · The Big Tiddy Agenda
Just a fan of men with big tits
www.tumblr.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
anyways, im kinda on a social media detox (where its only bluesky that im detoxing from lol), so if you're wondering where i am, its not on here most likely!

if anyone ever wants to reach out to me though, ask for my discord or something idk
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
oh hey, i wanna do this too while there really isn't a whole lot to do at work
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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“Turn the volume up” is so fucking good. Holy shit.
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
god damn, that's a whole lot of time sunk into this
I BEAT THE WORLDS HARDEST POKEMON NUZLOCKE

IT TOOK 1 TRY AND 426 HOURS
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i fear that im addicted to megabonk...

(im still working on my acnh island because of inspiration, but... the bonking has taken over space in my brain)
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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After nearly 500 Days since starting the World's Hardest Pokemon Nuzlocke, I have reached the end.

See you Wednesday.
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
entrance completed! and now im gonna try and figure out what i wanna do with my west river mouth!
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Repost if ur joining me in this summoning circle 🕯️ 👻 🥤
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
yeah, this is my opinion of legends za distilled into a video (as someone who has watched multiple streams of it)

i hope that there's a day where there's a good pokemon game released that makes me excited like hgss or platinum made me when i first played it...
All New Pokemon Games are Destined to Suck
YouTube video by Woke Karen
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
slowly building up my island again, and i have some ideas to change around some of my builds on the island
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
SLEEPY BABY
Fox has been added into the game, and with this we're about ready to upload the new build for betatesting!
#babaisyou
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i think im back on my acnh bullshit because i've been having ✨ ideas ✨ lately thanks to youtube
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this is AWESOME to see
Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.
October 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
im part of the family business!
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Happy #PortfolioDay 🌳
I like pixelart!
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM