The Rabbit
@bunnyburglar.bsky.social
“I tawt I taw a wascally wabbit!”
You did, but he’s long gone by now!
You did, but he’s long gone by now!
Pinned
The rabbit pulled at his pocket, a singular fly and a puff of dust escaping from inside.
“Already spent the green on something else.”
“Already spent the green on something else.”
Then no poison! Sorry, bub! I know my worth! If ricin came easy, you wouldn't be asking ME for it.
Pay? Ha! That’s cute. Adorable and funny.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The rabbit pulled at his pocket, a singular fly and a puff of dust escaping from inside.
“Already spent the green on something else.”
“Already spent the green on something else.”
Pay? Ha! That’s cute. Adorable and funny.
Pay me. :3 My services don't come free, silky goose! My plants are my babies!
… gimme.
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Pay? Ha! That’s cute. Adorable and funny.
… gimme.
Ha! No! I grow it myself!
You’re telling me there are just killer beans for sale???
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
… gimme.
You’re telling me there are just killer beans for sale???
You know castor oil? They're what makes that!
I prefer them raw though. You can taste the ricin better!!
I prefer them raw though. You can taste the ricin better!!
The hell is a castor bean?
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You’re telling me there are just killer beans for sale???
The hell is a castor bean?
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The hell is a castor bean?
Thinking about him
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Thinking about him
Blue Beetle? More like Poo—
Dude, what the ?!$&@?!
Dude, what the ?!$&@?!
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Blue Beetle? More like Poo—
Dude, what the ?!$&@?!
Dude, what the ?!$&@?!
Oh-Ho! He can fix that!
Want him to commit some crime?
Want him to commit some crime?
No, actually! Staying out of it!
And that's the problem. He's bored.
And that's the problem. He's bored.
Damn. Almost had him.
How’s his favorite secret agent doing? Staying in trouble?
How’s his favorite secret agent doing? Staying in trouble?
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Oh-Ho! He can fix that!
Want him to commit some crime?
Want him to commit some crime?
Damn. Almost had him.
How’s his favorite secret agent doing? Staying in trouble?
How’s his favorite secret agent doing? Staying in trouble?
... he's seen Looney Tunes, he knows better than to answer that.
Does he like one lump or two?
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Damn. Almost had him.
How’s his favorite secret agent doing? Staying in trouble?
How’s his favorite secret agent doing? Staying in trouble?
Does he like one lump or two?
He wants to have tea with someone SO BAD. Please have tea with him.
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Does he like one lump or two?
“Since when does the flying tin can have horns?”
October 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“Since when does the flying tin can have horns?”
The Rabbit sits up, leaving an impossibly perfect Rabbit-shaped impression in the pavement where he had laid.
“Oh, it’s more than slapstick comedy. I’m the whole comedy genre, doc.”
“Oh, it’s more than slapstick comedy. I’m the whole comedy genre, doc.”
"...Dude. Is your superpower slapstick comedy?"
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
He tumbles, falling way too hard and too fast than he should’ve.
The Rabbit rolled for a good twenty seconds before finally coming to a halt in the Family Guy death pose.
The Rabbit rolled for a good twenty seconds before finally coming to a halt in the Family Guy death pose.
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The Rabbit sits up, leaving an impossibly perfect Rabbit-shaped impression in the pavement where he had laid.
“Oh, it’s more than slapstick comedy. I’m the whole comedy genre, doc.”
“Oh, it’s more than slapstick comedy. I’m the whole comedy genre, doc.”
He tumbles, falling way too hard and too fast than he should’ve.
The Rabbit rolled for a good twenty seconds before finally coming to a halt in the Family Guy death pose.
The Rabbit rolled for a good twenty seconds before finally coming to a halt in the Family Guy death pose.
They just stick a foot out - clear one second, in his path the next - and trip him.
“Oh, yes! I love mindless violence. At least make it entertaining though. Got a fun song to play over your butchery? A funny catch phrase for the end? Hijinks to ensue?”
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He tumbles, falling way too hard and too fast than he should’ve.
The Rabbit rolled for a good twenty seconds before finally coming to a halt in the Family Guy death pose.
The Rabbit rolled for a good twenty seconds before finally coming to a halt in the Family Guy death pose.
“Oh, yes! I love mindless violence. At least make it entertaining though. Got a fun song to play over your butchery? A funny catch phrase for the end? Hijinks to ensue?”
"For the first time in over a decade I'm about to choose mindless violence."
“Aww, come on. It’s a kiss of appreciation!”
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“Oh, yes! I love mindless violence. At least make it entertaining though. Got a fun song to play over your butchery? A funny catch phrase for the end? Hijinks to ensue?”
“Aww, come on. It’s a kiss of appreciation!”
"Keep your mug off me!"
“OW. You’re very rude.”
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“Aww, come on. It’s a kiss of appreciation!”
“OW. You’re very rude.”
October 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“OW. You’re very rude.”
“Picture me doing all that to your girl.”
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Picture me doing all that to your girl.”
“I’m looney on her toons until she —.”
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“I’m looney on her toons until she —.”
“What’s sexual about bopping heads?”
"Mein brother under Gött, this is far more sexual sounding than I think you mean it to sound."
“You’ll catch me bopping more than mice on their heads.”
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“What’s sexual about bopping heads?”
“Me when I’m an artist who is trying to sort their paintings but I’m also a derailed train.”
"It'll take me a minute to sort my portfolio and get back on track."
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Me when I’m an artist who is trying to sort their paintings but I’m also a derailed train.”
“You’ll catch me bopping more than mice on their heads.”
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“You’ll catch me bopping more than mice on their heads.”