Chris is King
@bulbouscorm.bsky.social
God 1st 🙏✝️
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑
https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑
https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
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Apparently the South London Gooners is an Arsenal club and NOT a j/o group
I'm trying to figure out our wedding date
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm trying to figure out our wedding date
Drag queen name for a weeb: Hon Toni
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Drag queen name for a weeb: Hon Toni
Hakeem Jeffries looks like shit
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hakeem Jeffries looks like shit
Omg all my TikTok friends are engaging with my ded kendys post
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Omg all my TikTok friends are engaging with my ded kendys post
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Currently thinking about how I'm gonna do a reveal from Michael Myers to Bad Bunny when I karaoke a Bad Bunny song tonight 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Currently thinking about how I'm gonna do a reveal from Michael Myers to Bad Bunny when I karaoke a Bad Bunny song tonight 🤔
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RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
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Marveling at the fact that I 1000% chose my current apartment & neighborhood by driving around randomly and checking out vibes
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Marveling at the fact that I 1000% chose my current apartment & neighborhood by driving around randomly and checking out vibes
I swear to god if Cupcakke ever throws a meici dou xiang into her lyrics the simulation will reset
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I swear to god if Cupcakke ever throws a meici dou xiang into her lyrics the simulation will reset
Sometimes I'm afraid that my balls will hit the toilet water. I think the hair does 🤮
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Sometimes I'm afraid that my balls will hit the toilet water. I think the hair does 🤮
We should probably be pouring our pockets out into resources like these in the coming days
Donate — Clark County Food Bank share.google/LwoCs0Oz8tit...
Donate — Clark County Food Bank share.google/LwoCs0Oz8tit...
Donate — Clark County Food Bank
Donate Help alleviate hunger and its root causes in Clark County, WA
share.google
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We should probably be pouring our pockets out into resources like these in the coming days
Donate — Clark County Food Bank share.google/LwoCs0Oz8tit...
Donate — Clark County Food Bank share.google/LwoCs0Oz8tit...
Me after I get the surgeries I want
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me after I get the surgeries I want
These pictures were less than a year apart
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
These pictures were less than a year apart
When you have to get Zuckerberg's Meta eye implant to receive full citizenship benefits, at least there'll be a ton of funny candid footage you can post to instagram reels.
October 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When you have to get Zuckerberg's Meta eye implant to receive full citizenship benefits, at least there'll be a ton of funny candid footage you can post to instagram reels.
Cut myself with a fork yesterday, feeling pretty accomplished
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Cut myself with a fork yesterday, feeling pretty accomplished
I'm having way too much fun drawing my friends as fat blobs for D&D
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm having way too much fun drawing my friends as fat blobs for D&D
Jesus Christ I literally have plans every day until uhhhh the 26th 😭
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jesus Christ I literally have plans every day until uhhhh the 26th 😭
Thinking about my former friend I stopped speaking to after he abandoned his girlfriend in the hospital to go play video games while she got a dead baby scooped out of her. He doesn't get what he did wrong lmao
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Thinking about my former friend I stopped speaking to after he abandoned his girlfriend in the hospital to go play video games while she got a dead baby scooped out of her. He doesn't get what he did wrong lmao
I probably look at my beautiful comfy bed the way some ppl proudly regard their children. I just love it so much 🥹
October 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I probably look at my beautiful comfy bed the way some ppl proudly regard their children. I just love it so much 🥹
Wdym bitcoin crashed? It is up like 690% from three years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Wdym bitcoin crashed? It is up like 690% from three years ago.
Wow I'm pretty sure I saw my ex from 19 years ago with his husband who is also my phenotype 🤣
October 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wow I'm pretty sure I saw my ex from 19 years ago with his husband who is also my phenotype 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM