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Chris is King
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God 1st 🙏✝️
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑

https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
This is so real, I was like 37 years old when I found a barber that did me right. Or that I knew what the hell I wanted. Maybe a little of both.
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yeah where'd his ass go anyway
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I was just doing that lol
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There's so much more. He's unemployed, nearly 40, lives in a shack in his mom's backyard. Plays video games all day and convinced himself he's making moves on the stock market. When his gf moved into his shack, he refused to help her. Oh also it's his first girlfriend. She has a job at least...
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM