Jacob
@bukowskiblack.bsky.social
*Insert John Travolta in Pulp Fiction looking around meme here*
Recovering lawyer and forever nerd.
Recovering lawyer and forever nerd.
I had to go to three different grocery stores to find rosemary... thanks Obama
December 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I had to go to three different grocery stores to find rosemary... thanks Obama
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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Follow your dreams, kids. If Robert Kennedy can be health secretary, you can literally do anything. Can't swim but wanna be a lifeguard? Do it. Blind sharpshooter? Awesome. First person to walk on the sun? Fuck yeah playboy, go get it
December 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Follow your dreams, kids. If Robert Kennedy can be health secretary, you can literally do anything. Can't swim but wanna be a lifeguard? Do it. Blind sharpshooter? Awesome. First person to walk on the sun? Fuck yeah playboy, go get it
Arguing with Republicans is like arguing with a toddler about who gets to drive to the store. The main difference being that if the toddler can convince enough of the other toddlers to be on their side, you have to let them drive.
December 6, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Arguing with Republicans is like arguing with a toddler about who gets to drive to the store. The main difference being that if the toddler can convince enough of the other toddlers to be on their side, you have to let them drive.
*butters biscuit seductively*
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 PM
*butters biscuit seductively*