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The Bug Smoocher
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I like bugs and working with animals. Sometimes I remember that I can draw and paint.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is basically what my life at 6 months pregnant is. I can accomplish one thing. After that? Good night.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The hater in me sees the hater in you
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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100% agree with everyone saying "single payer," something I've been arguing in favor of since the early 90s. Unfortunately the choice right now is not between ACA and single payer, the choice Trump is presenting is between ACA and ... nothing.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This fan fiction has me researching abortion laws in the Great Lakes areas
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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All of those shorthands and tests ruin people's media literacy. There is an episode of Seinfeld where all women only bicker about shoes. It passes the Bechdel test, and is quite sexist... as long as you don't consider the meta commentary about men writing women.
*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man

Why are people
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me: 🤨

My Kid: …What?

Me: How are you so tall?
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Reading a comic series from 2004 and getting slapped full in the mouth with a reminder of what diet culture/fatphobia was like back then.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Well well well
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m so glad to know who my new Blippi is once my newest kid is old enough for me to watch shows with.
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My kid had an assignment called “I Know A Veteran,” and he called his grandma to ask about his uncle’s tour in Iraq.

He asked, “Why was he in Iraq?” and she said, “We were at war with them back then.” Then he asked, “Who won?” and every adult present started giggling in nervous hysterics.
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The fetus has hiccups. That’s the news folks, that’s all I’ve got for you today.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We are well overdue, as a society, for a butt emoji.
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A handful of other parents showed up in costume to the elementary school Halloween costume parade today, and I had a moment of “Is she dressed as Lorde, or does she just normally look like Lorde?”
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Remembering this golden classic today. Husband was like, “I don’t know what’s so awful about being told to treat women like humans” and I was like, “He wanted a video game strategy guide, not directions to be a better person.”
Remembering the guy who asked my husband why he had trouble with women, my husband said “Do you want me to he honest?” guy responded “Of course,” my husband said, “You clearly don’t respect them as people,” and the guy said “FUCK YOU” and blocked my husband immediately.
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My hospital - the only one in my city with a maternity ward - apparently has two separate billing departments who can’t communicate with each other, and are in disagreement over roughly $600 that I paid up several months ago.
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I need like, 5 more Tuesdays this week.
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A ghost speaks to me in my own voice, but because my own perception of my voice is warped by the proximity of my inner ear to my vocal cords I think it’s just a ghost that sounds kind of grating and bitchy.
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I agree that LLMs probably aren't causing truly novel mental illness in previously mentally-stable people, but the key issue is that a TON of people DO have either active or latent mental illnesses - and it seems near impossible to accurately determine who's really at risk of LLM psychosis
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Lifetime Achievement: Convincing my husband that My Chemical Romance fucking rules
October 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Laser clinic offers major discount to get rid of Harry Potter tattoos: "I hate JK Rowling" - LGBTQ Nation www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/10/lase...
Laser clinic offers major discount to get rid of Harry Potter tattoos: "I hate JK Rowling" - LGBTQ Nation
"Around 16% of people regret getting a tattoo," the offer reads, "less than 1% of people regret gender affirming surgery.
www.lgbtqnation.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM