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Crawford's beating Canelo, watch
September 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When it comes to expiration dates, I follow a little something akin to the five-second rule.
January 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What did he mean by this
January 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Huge turd
January 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
It's not a gambling problem if you're not losing money
January 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Had a dream that David Schwimmer was my waiter at a Chinese restaurant, and when I looked at my friends in confusion, they said "he's probably just doing a public service."
January 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Grinch is a real go-getter, say what you will about him, you can't deny him that.
December 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Scooby-doo is such a funny name for an animal
December 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM
MMA "boxing" is so inelegant, but Cub Swanson may be the least inelegant among them.
December 15, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Old man at the bar who spilled red wine on my ass is now watching tiktoks of people falling down.
December 13, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Pronouncing Boston Celtics with a hard G
December 11, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Lots of things happening this past week
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 PM
It's so funny when gambling ads show the hotline for gambling addicts at the end, in a tiny font and visible for just a split second
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 AM
What the FUCK was that one scorecard for Liam Paro??
December 8, 2024 at 4:15 AM
December 3, 2024 at 4:07 AM
My mom just confused John Cena with Michael Cera.
November 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Nice thigh gap bro
November 27, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Guy singing Hot to Go who doesn't know how to spell Hot to Go.
November 24, 2024 at 2:01 AM
What the hell is going on here
November 22, 2024 at 4:00 PM
One of my cats really likes watching my bathroom sink running. He'll sit perched on the back of the toilet, watching the sink as water flows at low pressure. I don't know if he likes the sound or the sights.
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
They glazed my goats rizz level too hard now his gyatt washed ijbol 😭
November 20, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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your main artery: now with 95% less blood!
November 16, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Paul vs. Tyson could probably be a draw. Assuming it's all scripted, Paul benefits the most from that—losing to an old man or beating up an old man ain't gonna help.
November 16, 2024 at 1:06 AM