Bruce
@btothed.bsky.social
Unapologetic lover of 1970s soft rock, puns, thicc squirrels, and nostalgia. Be kind, please rewind.
What are brands going to do when some new league forms and trademarks their championship game "The Big Game"? Then what's the fallback plan, huh?
February 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
What are brands going to do when some new league forms and trademarks their championship game "The Big Game"? Then what's the fallback plan, huh?
The fact that 3 different Jims were the first 3 people to respond to my post about a Marty Conlon Bucks commercial from 1995 is just too magical not to share. WHERE THE REST OF MY JIMS AT?! SLIM? HOW BOUT YOU?! HILLBILLY? HOW BOUT YOU?!
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The fact that 3 different Jims were the first 3 people to respond to my post about a Marty Conlon Bucks commercial from 1995 is just too magical not to share. WHERE THE REST OF MY JIMS AT?! SLIM? HOW BOUT YOU?! HILLBILLY? HOW BOUT YOU?!
For the real ones. After a long Milwaukee #Bucks rumor mill, you've earned this. Here's a local Liberty Bank commercial starring Marty Conlon. Why am I struggling to figure out of this is the Third Ward or downtown? This aired May 1995 as a commercial during Yo! MTV Raps which I recorded. Seriously.
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
For the real ones. After a long Milwaukee #Bucks rumor mill, you've earned this. Here's a local Liberty Bank commercial starring Marty Conlon. Why am I struggling to figure out of this is the Third Ward or downtown? This aired May 1995 as a commercial during Yo! MTV Raps which I recorded. Seriously.
Would the old Milwaukee Bucks heads of Bluesky have interest if I dropped a local Marty Conlon banking commercial filmed in the Third Ward from the mid 90s? Now, now, don't everyone clog up my notifications at once...
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Would the old Milwaukee Bucks heads of Bluesky have interest if I dropped a local Marty Conlon banking commercial filmed in the Third Ward from the mid 90s? Now, now, don't everyone clog up my notifications at once...
Only the real ones remember that there was an alternate, non-Mad Max version of 2pac's "California Love" music video featuring a remix of the song. Loved the chill party vibe of the beat and video.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Only the real ones remember that there was an alternate, non-Mad Max version of 2pac's "California Love" music video featuring a remix of the song. Loved the chill party vibe of the beat and video.
Fitting trade since it's gonna take a wizard to finally get Anthony Davis resembling anything close to healthy.
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Fitting trade since it's gonna take a wizard to finally get Anthony Davis resembling anything close to healthy.
I'm hearing rumors that Giannis is gonna trade Shams, though.
Timing 🤌
Also, it truly tears down the wall between ESPN and the #Bucks star.
Giannis Antetokounmpo to coach Shams Charania in NBA Celebrity All-Star Game with brothers Thanasis & Alex.
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Also, it truly tears down the wall between ESPN and the #Bucks star.
Giannis Antetokounmpo to coach Shams Charania in NBA Celebrity All-Star Game with brothers Thanasis & Alex.
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Giannis to coach in NBA Celebrity All-Star Game with brothers
Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo and his brothers will be coaches for one of the teams in the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.
www.jsonline.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I'm hearing rumors that Giannis is gonna trade Shams, though.
Tired: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Wired: is Groundhog Day a time travel movie?
Wired: is Groundhog Day a time travel movie?
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Tired: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Wired: is Groundhog Day a time travel movie?
Wired: is Groundhog Day a time travel movie?
Ugh. Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of Giannis trade rumors. I can't even...
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Ugh. Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of Giannis trade rumors. I can't even...
I feel like we really missed out on the opportunity to see Michael Cera play Beck in a biopic.
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I feel like we really missed out on the opportunity to see Michael Cera play Beck in a biopic.
Always thought it was weird to give Kristi Noem her own Fortnite skin but alas, here we are.
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Always thought it was weird to give Kristi Noem her own Fortnite skin but alas, here we are.
I'm 99% convinced that if Chris Farley were still alive today, the Super Bowl would feature an Ozempic commercial where he's recreating his TOMMY BOY scene but now it's "Flat guy in a little coat."
a fat guy in a little coat is dancing in a room .
ALT: a fat guy in a little coat is dancing in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I'm 99% convinced that if Chris Farley were still alive today, the Super Bowl would feature an Ozempic commercial where he's recreating his TOMMY BOY scene but now it's "Flat guy in a little coat."
Man, picked a great weekend to have tickets to a Bourbon tasting. Gonna need that if this is what the news cycle is gonna be like this weekend.
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Man, picked a great weekend to have tickets to a Bourbon tasting. Gonna need that if this is what the news cycle is gonna be like this weekend.
Don's about to turn a Lemon into Lemonade. Just you see.
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Don's about to turn a Lemon into Lemonade. Just you see.
Society has to fight the urge to think everything's a switch and you're either flipped on or off. We need to act more like dials. Dials turn, their positions can be nuanced and aren't set in a locked position. (1/2)
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Society has to fight the urge to think everything's a switch and you're either flipped on or off. We need to act more like dials. Dials turn, their positions can be nuanced and aren't set in a locked position. (1/2)
The Bucks look like the Wizards this year.
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
The Bucks look like the Wizards this year.
Some of these auditoriums screening MELANIA are so tiny you'd swear they're just closets that theater goers will have to bring their own sheets to project the film onto. If they can find any without the eye holes already cut into them.
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Some of these auditoriums screening MELANIA are so tiny you'd swear they're just closets that theater goers will have to bring their own sheets to project the film onto. If they can find any without the eye holes already cut into them.
This MELANIA screening in Trump country Wisconsin got the Greg Bovino-sized auditorium. You know these attendees will order extra ICE with their sodas, too.
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
This MELANIA screening in Trump country Wisconsin got the Greg Bovino-sized auditorium. You know these attendees will order extra ICE with their sodas, too.
Love to hear that Greg Bovino has been removed as Commander-at-Large of the U.S. Border Patrol. But if we're being honest, he was only Commander-at-Large in the same sense that the smallest coffee drink at Starbucks is called a Tall.
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Love to hear that Greg Bovino has been removed as Commander-at-Large of the U.S. Border Patrol. But if we're being honest, he was only Commander-at-Large in the same sense that the smallest coffee drink at Starbucks is called a Tall.
Every day, the less I can understand how even if Trump voters agree with the "what" of his causes that they can still support the "how" of it all. Those are the people who need to grow a spine and vocalize that line in the sand, otherwise these people ARE that ugly party we see before us right now.
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Every day, the less I can understand how even if Trump voters agree with the "what" of his causes that they can still support the "how" of it all. Those are the people who need to grow a spine and vocalize that line in the sand, otherwise these people ARE that ugly party we see before us right now.
2026 is NOT the year where I need the “rush” of watching whether a guy can free solo a skyscraper. That’s what every day already feels like stress-wise under this regime.
January 25, 2026 at 2:21 AM
2026 is NOT the year where I need the “rush” of watching whether a guy can free solo a skyscraper. That’s what every day already feels like stress-wise under this regime.
These Waymos look like half the things you're shooting out of the sky on Arc Raiders.
The NTSB joins the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration in investigating Waymo vehicles illegally passing stopped school buses.
Waymo probed by National Transportation Safety Board over illegal school bus behavior | TechCrunch
The NTSB joins the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration in investigating Waymo vehicles illegally passing stopped school buses.
techcrunch.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:21 PM
These Waymos look like half the things you're shooting out of the sky on Arc Raiders.
While we are all appreciating Delroy Lindo, I'd also like to mention that a week hasn't gone by in the past 30 years where I haven't said "You don't know me, you only think you do" to someone in my best Delroy Lindo voice, just to know if they are a fellow "Get Shorty" fan.
January 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While we are all appreciating Delroy Lindo, I'd also like to mention that a week hasn't gone by in the past 30 years where I haven't said "You don't know me, you only think you do" to someone in my best Delroy Lindo voice, just to know if they are a fellow "Get Shorty" fan.
I don't know if it's because I'm old or because I'm a #StingySconnie (or both), but I started thinking about how I probably wear more clothes still that I've owned more than 15 years than I do under 5 years.
January 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I don't know if it's because I'm old or because I'm a #StingySconnie (or both), but I started thinking about how I probably wear more clothes still that I've owned more than 15 years than I do under 5 years.
ETOGTFO: Exploding Trees or Get the Fuck Out!
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 PM
ETOGTFO: Exploding Trees or Get the Fuck Out!