Bruce
@btothed.bsky.social
Unapologetic lover of 1970s soft rock, puns, thicc squirrels, and nostalgia. Be kind, please rewind.
You’ve seen the 25 foot yard skeletons but have you seen an animatronic Mothman?!
September 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You’ve seen the 25 foot yard skeletons but have you seen an animatronic Mothman?!
If you see something, say something! Even if it’s your pets! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you see something, say something! Even if it’s your pets! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
When he signs things it looks less like a signature and more like a lie detector. Fittingly, there seem to be lots of spikes indicating very little truth being told.
August 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When he signs things it looks less like a signature and more like a lie detector. Fittingly, there seem to be lots of spikes indicating very little truth being told.
Was running cats and dogs this morning 🏃♂️🐈🦮🤣
July 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Was running cats and dogs this morning 🏃♂️🐈🦮🤣
"'No, I'm not taking the fucking hat off.' Then he stood up and said, 'I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat.'" #milwaukee #itysl
July 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"'No, I'm not taking the fucking hat off.' Then he stood up and said, 'I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat.'" #milwaukee #itysl
Weird new Little Free Library in our neighborhood.
July 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Weird new Little Free Library in our neighborhood.
If you only watch Fox News then you may not realize that the guy in Idaho who just set a fire to lure and ambush firefighters? His folks are heavy MAGA heads and provided him his firearms.
July 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you only watch Fox News then you may not realize that the guy in Idaho who just set a fire to lure and ambush firefighters? His folks are heavy MAGA heads and provided him his firearms.
Claimed my birthday bounty from Menards — nothing stands between me and a free birthday mug! #StingySconnie
June 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Claimed my birthday bounty from Menards — nothing stands between me and a free birthday mug! #StingySconnie
How the muggy 5-mile run started / how it ended…
June 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
How the muggy 5-mile run started / how it ended…
Ever want a glimpse of the Captain’s Quarters above Foundation #tikibar in #Milwaukee?
June 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Ever want a glimpse of the Captain’s Quarters above Foundation #tikibar in #Milwaukee?
Would prefer all future LinkedIn recommendations come in this form:
June 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Would prefer all future LinkedIn recommendations come in this form:
For the past decade we had a goal to make our way through the entire @foundationbarmke tiki menu. Meticulously tracking our drinks. Last night, these 2 drinks mean we have had everything on the menu🍹
Some drinks have come and gone. Some off menu specials. These are the 48 drinks over the years:
Some drinks have come and gone. Some off menu specials. These are the 48 drinks over the years:
June 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
For the past decade we had a goal to make our way through the entire @foundationbarmke tiki menu. Meticulously tracking our drinks. Last night, these 2 drinks mean we have had everything on the menu🍹
Some drinks have come and gone. Some off menu specials. These are the 48 drinks over the years:
Some drinks have come and gone. Some off menu specials. These are the 48 drinks over the years:
Last night for my birthday, we stayed overnight in the Captain’s Quarters above Foundation and it was as majestic as I imagined. Goals for my tiki office and for our basement, perhaps.
June 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Last night for my birthday, we stayed overnight in the Captain’s Quarters above Foundation and it was as majestic as I imagined. Goals for my tiki office and for our basement, perhaps.
It’s my birthday this Friday and just got my first birthday card in the mail. Let’s see who it’s from. 🎉🥳😂
June 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s my birthday this Friday and just got my first birthday card in the mail. Let’s see who it’s from. 🎉🥳😂
🌈The More You Know, Pedro Pascal fans.
May 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🌈The More You Know, Pedro Pascal fans.
Another spectacular view on tonight’s run.
May 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Another spectacular view on tonight’s run.
Needed to up my Knicks-fit game for Game 2.
May 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Needed to up my Knicks-fit game for Game 2.
