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Bruce
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Unapologetic lover of 1970s soft rock, puns, thicc squirrels, and nostalgia. Be kind, please rewind.
Our president thinks his polling numbers are up and that costs are down when in reality he just has his charts mixed up.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"Rainy Days and Mondays" really hits different the Monday morning after last night's "The Chair Company" airs 😆
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I also love that the couch fucker's brother (the recliner?) got destroyed in his election 😆
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Worried about a socialist mayor in a city you don't live in but totally fine with a lunatic as President of the country is a special kind of stupid.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Giannis!
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Furphy is the name you see on the back of a jersey on the dude playing pickup ball at LA Fitness on a random Tuesday. You can’t convince me that isn’t where the Pacers got this dude from.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If I’m Giannis, this is my response anytime a visiting crowd does that 10-count at the free throw line.
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media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“Cole Blooded!” Marques’ nickname for Cole Anthony is chef’s kiss. This Bucks bench is not last season’s Bucks bench.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My month of horror/genre viewing to celebrate the spooky season:

🧟 Dawn of the Dead (The Cannes version of the 1978 classic)
📖 In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
🪝 I Know What You Did Last Summer (the 2025 version)
🏃‍➡️ Weapons (2025)
🧠 Brainscan (1994)
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
All we needed was Love. #GoPackGo
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Nixon with an abysmal first half for the Packers.
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Should Cole Anthony get the start moving forward in KPJ’s absence? #Bucks
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
All I see every time I see AJ Green on the Bucks.
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media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cole Anthony feeding the rest of the deer off the Bucks bench!
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Love seeing the scrappy second unit Bucks defense of preseason carrying over to Game 1.
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"The Paper" on Peacock gives more "Parks & Rec" vibes than "The Office" which is a good thing. Parks & Rec used its Season 2 to pivot away from being another Office clone and developed its own voice. If given a 2nd season this could evolve similarly. It has potential. Hope it's given another season.
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Faceplant Guy gives off some real small eggplant guy energy.
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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final score
broncos 33
giants 32
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"The Chair Company" is some special television. If an "ITYSL" sketch was stretched out from 8 minutes to 8 episodes of amazing awkward and strangeness.
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Yelich has the yips. Give him Game 3 off to clear his head and the chance to be a bat off the bench. Maybe the unplug and plug it back in IT hack will do the trick here too.
October 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
GB Love Kraft! #Packers
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hits it to Vaughn’s Valley! #Brewers
October 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM