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Brute Impact
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Deep from the bowels of Belleville, Ontario, Canada comes Brute Imact. A band of indeterminate genre. What is for sure is this - they bring a unique blend of electronic and physical instrumentation, with catchy hooks and a '90s sensibility.
@flyperbole.bsky.social I will never, ever get it. 19% chance is always a bad bet.
Picture 1: where goals are scored from with a goalie in the net. Picture 2: where goals are scored from with an empty net.
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Picture 1: where goals are scored from with a goalie in the net. Picture 2: where goals are scored from with an empty net.
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Picture 1: where goals are scored from with a goalie in the net. Picture 2: where goals are scored from with an empty net.
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Pulling the goalie is so fucking stupid. 19% of the time, you get a goal. 81% of the time, you seal the win for the other team. Still can't believe coaches take that bet.
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
🎄👉🤛
A Christmas Fucking Miracle
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December 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There's a fine line between a Jimmy Stewart impression and Don Knotts.
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@hinx.bsky.social Haha. Burn. 😂
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don't like Chevy (from everything I've heard he's a piece of shit), but feeling very much like him in Christmas Vacation this year after being denied a bonus for the first time in 6 years for no reason. The same year my boss bought a $1M farm, a $1M property to expand his lot, and a $500K company.
a man in a suit and tie is laughing and saying `` it 's good , it 's good ... '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing and saying `` it 's good , it 's good ... '' .
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December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Happy holidays to those who celebrate
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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“The Robins deposited some groceries in a public square at the foot of a Christmas tree on Tuesday evening, adding that the rest would be distributed through community food banks.

“Don’t forget – the hunger justifies the means, Merry Christmas!”

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Santas and elves rob Montreal grocery store to ‘give food to the needy’
Group called Robins des Ruelles later said in statement stunt was intended to highlight cost of living crisis
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
@flyperbole.bsky.social It really seems like Mich and Ziggy are afriad to try flashy shit under Tocc. I get not trying a Michigan when there are "better" plays to make, but Mich was behind the net, unguarded, with 5 seconds left in regulation. That is a PERFECT time to scoop it and try something.
December 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
6th overall by P%.
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My brain keeps telling me there's Pokéballs on this wrapping paper.
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Fuck.
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Taking the dogs for a walk, checking out Christmas lights, and continuing my new annual tradition of listening to @coolzonemedia.bsky.social @margaret.bsky.social @bishonentype.bsky.social "Keep the Yuletide Gay" 2-parter of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff. Great listen. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Part One: Keep the Yuletide Gay: Saturnalia & the Puritan War on Christmas
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December 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@flyperbole.bsky.social Fun fact: Akira Schmid's parents are huge Dragon Ball fans. He's named after Akira Toriyama. And his brother's name is.................. Krilin. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just can't help thinking - Zack de la Rocha would hate this.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
@flyperbole.bsky.social 4's a good score.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's so weird how snow can make midnight look like any time of day.
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I need this.
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Missing an open net is also culture.
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Young Keith Flint in the audience there. That kid's awesome.
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Exactly. All part of the plan.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Go birds. I don't watch football, but everybody seems really engaged. I hope it goes well.
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
@milesofgray.bsky.social No sideline fashion in hockey, man. Owners, Managers, and Coaches all fully suited-up. If you're a real fan, you're rockin' a jersey.
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM