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Blake Wexler
@blakewexler.bsky.social
Wexcellent stand-up comedian seen on Comedy Central & ABC, heard on The Daily Zeitgeist.

🤪 Come see me live and watch my hour special “Daddy Long Legs” for free on YouTube: https://linktr.ee/blakewexler
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🚨Big Boy Show🚨

January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!

Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.

If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.

🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
My 83 year-old Brooklyn dad loved his childhood home.

NYC come see my new hour of stand-up in Brooklyn on January 16th. Get your tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
On New Years Eve we went to one of those dives where you can write on their stuff. My contribution is aging way too well
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Hey! I’m debuting my new hour in Brooklyn on January 16th.

It’ll be one hell of a show, get your tix here pretty please: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

I ate this entire thing last night.
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
On Christmas I had a few too many and took what I thought was a “really cool” selfie in front of a sunset
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I swear to god this cocktail just looked me in the eyes and said “Mommy?”
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happy holidays to those who celebrate
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am very pleased to announce that The Men’s Warehouse has updated their terms of service.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Can you imagine going to jail for that
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just saw this cardinal outside my window, and in the most embarrassing tone humanly possible I squealed “oh my god I hope he builds a nest!”
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
🎄A little holiday hack!
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
At Wrigley Field and I can confirm there are no Chicago sports going on today.

Tix to my 6pm show at Lincoln Lodge still avail here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Chicago is one of my fav places on earth and Sunday 12/7 I’m doing my new hour at Lincoln Lodge at 6pm.

We have some very special guests, including a @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social superstar, and you can get tix here: www.eventbrite.com/tickets-exte...
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
🎄 Here’s a little Christmas card trick!
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by Blake Wexler
Zeitgang where you at?!
CHICAGO: Come see me this Sunday 12/7 at The Lincoln Lodge, where I’ll be joined by other great comics including as special of a guest as you can find @marcellacomedy.bsky.social.

Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Blake Wexler: One Night Only!
Eventbrite - The Lincoln Lodge presents Blake Wexler: One Night Only! - Sunday, December 7, 2025 at The Lincoln Lodge, Chicago, IL. Find event and ticket information.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
CHICAGO: Come see me this Sunday 12/7 at The Lincoln Lodge, where I’ll be joined by other great comics including as special of a guest as you can find @marcellacomedy.bsky.social.

Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Blake Wexler: One Night Only!
Eventbrite - The Lincoln Lodge presents Blake Wexler: One Night Only! - Sunday, December 7, 2025 at The Lincoln Lodge, Chicago, IL. Find event and ticket information.
www.eventbrite.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Why did I make this
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
From my family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Was completely spaced out walking my dog and someone wished me a happy Thanksgiving, and I replied “thanks it’s my birthday!”

My birthday is in February, I have no idea what happened there.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Chicago! Please ignore this very depressing meal reservation (time of day redacted) and come see me headline The Lincoln Lodge on December 7th with some very special guests!

🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh my God Chicago! On December 7th for the first time I’m headlining one of the best places on earth at the legendary Lincoln Lodge.

Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.

Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Eagles have officially flown into my marriage 🦅
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Go 🐓
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Last night I accidentally hit “cook” instead of “timer” and was so lazy that I microwaved nothing for 12 minutes
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🚨Big Boy Show🚨

January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!

Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.

If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.

🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Boston! I am now a married man, but this Friday November 7th I return to the place where I became a bachelor of science.

Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.

🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM