Blake Wexler
@blakewexler.bsky.social
Wexcellent stand-up comedian seen on Comedy Central & ABC, heard on The Daily Zeitgeist.
🤪 Come see me live and watch my hour special “Daddy Long Legs” for free on YouTube: https://linktr.ee/blakewexler
🤪 Come see me live and watch my hour special “Daddy Long Legs” for free on YouTube: https://linktr.ee/blakewexler
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Blake Wexler
@blakewexler.bsky.social
· Nov 5
🚨Big Boy Show🚨
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
My 83 year-old Brooklyn dad loved his childhood home.
NYC come see my new hour of stand-up in Brooklyn on January 16th. Get your tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
NYC come see my new hour of stand-up in Brooklyn on January 16th. Get your tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
My 83 year-old Brooklyn dad loved his childhood home.
NYC come see my new hour of stand-up in Brooklyn on January 16th. Get your tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
NYC come see my new hour of stand-up in Brooklyn on January 16th. Get your tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
On New Years Eve we went to one of those dives where you can write on their stuff. My contribution is aging way too well
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
On New Years Eve we went to one of those dives where you can write on their stuff. My contribution is aging way too well
Hey! I’m debuting my new hour in Brooklyn on January 16th.
It’ll be one hell of a show, get your tix here pretty please: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
I ate this entire thing last night.
It’ll be one hell of a show, get your tix here pretty please: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
I ate this entire thing last night.
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey! I’m debuting my new hour in Brooklyn on January 16th.
It’ll be one hell of a show, get your tix here pretty please: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
I ate this entire thing last night.
It’ll be one hell of a show, get your tix here pretty please: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
I ate this entire thing last night.
On Christmas I had a few too many and took what I thought was a “really cool” selfie in front of a sunset
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
On Christmas I had a few too many and took what I thought was a “really cool” selfie in front of a sunset
I swear to god this cocktail just looked me in the eyes and said “Mommy?”
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I swear to god this cocktail just looked me in the eyes and said “Mommy?”
Happy holidays to those who celebrate
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Happy holidays to those who celebrate
I am very pleased to announce that The Men’s Warehouse has updated their terms of service.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I am very pleased to announce that The Men’s Warehouse has updated their terms of service.
Can you imagine going to jail for that
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Can you imagine going to jail for that
Just saw this cardinal outside my window, and in the most embarrassing tone humanly possible I squealed “oh my god I hope he builds a nest!”
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just saw this cardinal outside my window, and in the most embarrassing tone humanly possible I squealed “oh my god I hope he builds a nest!”
🎄A little holiday hack!
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
🎄A little holiday hack!
At Wrigley Field and I can confirm there are no Chicago sports going on today.
Tix to my 6pm show at Lincoln Lodge still avail here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Tix to my 6pm show at Lincoln Lodge still avail here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
At Wrigley Field and I can confirm there are no Chicago sports going on today.
Tix to my 6pm show at Lincoln Lodge still avail here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Tix to my 6pm show at Lincoln Lodge still avail here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Chicago is one of my fav places on earth and Sunday 12/7 I’m doing my new hour at Lincoln Lodge at 6pm.
We have some very special guests, including a @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social superstar, and you can get tix here: www.eventbrite.com/tickets-exte...
We have some very special guests, including a @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social superstar, and you can get tix here: www.eventbrite.com/tickets-exte...
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Chicago is one of my fav places on earth and Sunday 12/7 I’m doing my new hour at Lincoln Lodge at 6pm.
We have some very special guests, including a @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social superstar, and you can get tix here: www.eventbrite.com/tickets-exte...
We have some very special guests, including a @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social superstar, and you can get tix here: www.eventbrite.com/tickets-exte...
🎄 Here’s a little Christmas card trick!
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🎄 Here’s a little Christmas card trick!
Reposted by Blake Wexler
Zeitgang where you at?!
CHICAGO: Come see me this Sunday 12/7 at The Lincoln Lodge, where I’ll be joined by other great comics including as special of a guest as you can find @marcellacomedy.bsky.social.
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Blake Wexler: One Night Only!
Eventbrite - The Lincoln Lodge presents Blake Wexler: One Night Only! - Sunday, December 7, 2025 at The Lincoln Lodge, Chicago, IL. Find event and ticket information.
www.eventbrite.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Zeitgang where you at?!
CHICAGO: Come see me this Sunday 12/7 at The Lincoln Lodge, where I’ll be joined by other great comics including as special of a guest as you can find @marcellacomedy.bsky.social.
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Blake Wexler: One Night Only!
Eventbrite - The Lincoln Lodge presents Blake Wexler: One Night Only! - Sunday, December 7, 2025 at The Lincoln Lodge, Chicago, IL. Find event and ticket information.
www.eventbrite.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
CHICAGO: Come see me this Sunday 12/7 at The Lincoln Lodge, where I’ll be joined by other great comics including as special of a guest as you can find @marcellacomedy.bsky.social.
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Show’s at 6pm 😍 and tix are available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Why did I make this
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why did I make this
From my family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
From my family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving.
Was completely spaced out walking my dog and someone wished me a happy Thanksgiving, and I replied “thanks it’s my birthday!”
My birthday is in February, I have no idea what happened there.
My birthday is in February, I have no idea what happened there.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Was completely spaced out walking my dog and someone wished me a happy Thanksgiving, and I replied “thanks it’s my birthday!”
My birthday is in February, I have no idea what happened there.
My birthday is in February, I have no idea what happened there.
Chicago! Please ignore this very depressing meal reservation (time of day redacted) and come see me headline The Lincoln Lodge on December 7th with some very special guests!
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Chicago! Please ignore this very depressing meal reservation (time of day redacted) and come see me headline The Lincoln Lodge on December 7th with some very special guests!
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Oh my God Chicago! On December 7th for the first time I’m headlining one of the best places on earth at the legendary Lincoln Lodge.
Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.
Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.
Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh my God Chicago! On December 7th for the first time I’m headlining one of the best places on earth at the legendary Lincoln Lodge.
Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.
Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
Last time I was in Chicago I had yet to fully grow into my body (see photos), and for that I am very, very sorry.
Tix are on sale now. I can’t wait to see you.
The Eagles have officially flown into my marriage 🦅
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Eagles have officially flown into my marriage 🦅
Last night I accidentally hit “cook” instead of “timer” and was so lazy that I microwaved nothing for 12 minutes
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Last night I accidentally hit “cook” instead of “timer” and was so lazy that I microwaved nothing for 12 minutes
🚨Big Boy Show🚨
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
🚨Big Boy Show🚨
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
January 16, 2026 I’m headlining NYC for the first time!
Littlefield is one of the best venues in Brooklyn, where my dad was born, which makes me half-Brooklyn by birth.
If you’re going to see me this year, this is the one.
🎫 on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Boston! I am now a married man, but this Friday November 7th I return to the place where I became a bachelor of science.
Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.
🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.
🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Boston! I am now a married man, but this Friday November 7th I return to the place where I became a bachelor of science.
Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.
🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...
Though I’m extremely proud of my contributions to the scientific community, this Friday is all about the art of stand up comedy.
🎟️ here! www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-co...