This is how I feel listening to the end credits song of The Pitt
March 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is how I feel listening to the end credits song of The Pitt
Roses are red, I’ve made a decision,
March 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Roses are red, I’ve made a decision,
Easter bunny hiding gold bars in bushes this year
March 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Easter bunny hiding gold bars in bushes this year
So excited for this!
March 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So excited for this!
Thinking of Club Chalamet today 💕
March 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thinking of Club Chalamet today 💕
diet coke? you mean mother’s milk?
February 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
diet coke? you mean mother’s milk?
ahhh so glad to be back to a news cycle that’s like
Fires Are Everywhere
Women: Are They Real?
Man with Website Does a Racism
The President Tried to Buy Bolivia with an Expired Subway Coupon Again
Decrepit Googly Eyed Man: Nazi Salute or Improvising Grabbing Something Off a Shelf (OPINION)
Fires Are Everywhere
Women: Are They Real?
Man with Website Does a Racism
The President Tried to Buy Bolivia with an Expired Subway Coupon Again
Decrepit Googly Eyed Man: Nazi Salute or Improvising Grabbing Something Off a Shelf (OPINION)
February 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ahhh so glad to be back to a news cycle that’s like
Fires Are Everywhere
Women: Are They Real?
Man with Website Does a Racism
The President Tried to Buy Bolivia with an Expired Subway Coupon Again
Decrepit Googly Eyed Man: Nazi Salute or Improvising Grabbing Something Off a Shelf (OPINION)
Fires Are Everywhere
Women: Are They Real?
Man with Website Does a Racism
The President Tried to Buy Bolivia with an Expired Subway Coupon Again
Decrepit Googly Eyed Man: Nazi Salute or Improvising Grabbing Something Off a Shelf (OPINION)
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Legendary hater Charles Darwin
February 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Legendary hater Charles Darwin
I am UNFORTUNATELY proud of this janky ass sweater I crocheted
February 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I am UNFORTUNATELY proud of this janky ass sweater I crocheted
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
Your email. It has found me.
February 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Your email. It has found me.
I unfortunately could only think about how Demi Moore looked like Glenn Close in Hillbilly Elegy whilst watching The Substance
February 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I unfortunately could only think about how Demi Moore looked like Glenn Close in Hillbilly Elegy whilst watching The Substance
Voicemails are so humiliating when you realize that out of multiple tries this was their “best take.”
February 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Voicemails are so humiliating when you realize that out of multiple tries this was their “best take.”
in constant awe of the “I don’t want to be here” energy that radiates off this man. it’s beautiful, truly a marvel
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
in constant awe of the “I don’t want to be here” energy that radiates off this man. it’s beautiful, truly a marvel
love how the ppl at apple were like “what about a feature that makes slideshows of all of your ex boyfriends accompanied by light jazz”
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
love how the ppl at apple were like “what about a feature that makes slideshows of all of your ex boyfriends accompanied by light jazz”
so far my 2025 vibe is watching Peaky Blinders and saying “weer Tha Pikey fowkin Blindas” to my dog
January 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
so far my 2025 vibe is watching Peaky Blinders and saying “weer Tha Pikey fowkin Blindas” to my dog
2026 will be great though
January 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
2026 will be great though
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The first man your mum goes out with after the divorce comes through
January 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The first man your mum goes out with after the divorce comes through
Four Loko sounds like a group of assassins in a Quentin Tarantino movie
January 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Four Loko sounds like a group of assassins in a Quentin Tarantino movie
Sorry I haven’t sky’d lately, nothing is real
January 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sorry I haven’t sky’d lately, nothing is real
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Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
kevin richardson looks great
January 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
kevin richardson looks great
We shouldn’t have to pay rent in January. We should get a freebie for doing that last year
January 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We shouldn’t have to pay rent in January. We should get a freebie for doing that last year
Only 10 more hours until I will have been in bed for 2!
December 31, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Only 10 more hours until I will have been in bed for 2!
This year was not great and I’ve had Covid since Christmas Eve (lolll) BUT
- my friends & family really showed up for me
- I was continuously inspired by other people’s art
- learned I can get through hard things
- perspective on self worth in relation to work shifted
- I ran 12 miles!
- my friends & family really showed up for me
- I was continuously inspired by other people’s art
- learned I can get through hard things
- perspective on self worth in relation to work shifted
- I ran 12 miles!
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
This year was not great and I’ve had Covid since Christmas Eve (lolll) BUT
- my friends & family really showed up for me
- I was continuously inspired by other people’s art
- learned I can get through hard things
- perspective on self worth in relation to work shifted
- I ran 12 miles!
- my friends & family really showed up for me
- I was continuously inspired by other people’s art
- learned I can get through hard things
- perspective on self worth in relation to work shifted
- I ran 12 miles!