Bronzey
@bronzey.bsky.social
Views are not my own. (They belong to an ancient witch who inhabits my brain.)
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a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .
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July 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I've watched all 216 episodes of The Curse of Oak Island. I should put that on my resume.
February 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I've watched all 216 episodes of The Curse of Oak Island. I should put that on my resume.
It's not even doom scrolling anymore, it's dumb scrolling.
January 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's not even doom scrolling anymore, it's dumb scrolling.
The future is so uncool
January 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The future is so uncool
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January 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
me: hmm, that book looks interesting
book: I was written by a man
me: oh nm that book looks awful
book: I was written by a man
me: oh nm that book looks awful
January 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
me: hmm, that book looks interesting
book: I was written by a man
me: oh nm that book looks awful
book: I was written by a man
me: oh nm that book looks awful
The Doctor Who holiday special went entirely too hard this year. 😭
December 31, 2024 at 11:56 PM
The Doctor Who holiday special went entirely too hard this year. 😭
People who take everything literally must think I'm so crazy and dumb 😅
December 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
People who take everything literally must think I'm so crazy and dumb 😅
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We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
December 29, 2024 at 7:10 PM
We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
I think I missed my calling as an Antarctica researcher
December 29, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I think I missed my calling as an Antarctica researcher
Steampunk basically asks one question: "What would happen if plastic didn't exist?"
December 29, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Steampunk basically asks one question: "What would happen if plastic didn't exist?"
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December 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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My cat refuses to eat anything except dry cat food. Which naturally makes me wonder if he'd eat me if I died.
December 28, 2024 at 12:20 AM
My cat refuses to eat anything except dry cat food. Which naturally makes me wonder if he'd eat me if I died.
Bluesky is where all the people who don't get jokes hang out.
December 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Bluesky is where all the people who don't get jokes hang out.
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Aubrey Plaza yelling “NO! NO WAY! HER MOTHER CAN’T HAVE HER!” is about the sexiest, gayest catnip I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life. #AgathaAllAlong
December 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Aubrey Plaza yelling “NO! NO WAY! HER MOTHER CAN’T HAVE HER!” is about the sexiest, gayest catnip I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life. #AgathaAllAlong
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the air
Came the growling and snarling
Of three GODDAMN BEARS
Please enjoy A Very Honey Heist Xmas.
PDFs and author’s notes here: www.patreon.com/posts/very-h...
And all through the air
Came the growling and snarling
Of three GODDAMN BEARS
Please enjoy A Very Honey Heist Xmas.
PDFs and author’s notes here: www.patreon.com/posts/very-h...
December 25, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the air
Came the growling and snarling
Of three GODDAMN BEARS
Please enjoy A Very Honey Heist Xmas.
PDFs and author’s notes here: www.patreon.com/posts/very-h...
And all through the air
Came the growling and snarling
Of three GODDAMN BEARS
Please enjoy A Very Honey Heist Xmas.
PDFs and author’s notes here: www.patreon.com/posts/very-h...
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I just know that the entire fandom felt that.
December 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I just know that the entire fandom felt that.
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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 22, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Agathario actually started the mistletoe tradition 💋
#AgathaAllAlong
#AgathaAllAlong
December 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Agathario actually started the mistletoe tradition 💋
#AgathaAllAlong
#AgathaAllAlong
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The Wolf That Only You Can See 👁️🗨️
a redux and revisit to the original set of wolfves.
this is the third murmuration. wolfves 9 -12
a redux and revisit to the original set of wolfves.
this is the third murmuration. wolfves 9 -12
December 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
The Wolf That Only You Can See 👁️🗨️
a redux and revisit to the original set of wolfves.
this is the third murmuration. wolfves 9 -12
a redux and revisit to the original set of wolfves.
this is the third murmuration. wolfves 9 -12
If we can use electricity to make heat, why can't we use heat to make electricity?
December 20, 2024 at 1:59 PM
If we can use electricity to make heat, why can't we use heat to make electricity?