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First draft of email: "Please fuck all the way off."
Email sent: "I apologize for any confusion.”
Phillies | #RingTheBell
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Email sent: "I apologize for any confusion.”
Phillies | #RingTheBell
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I post a lot about the Phillies when it’s baseball season. Sorry in advance if that hits the “too much” point. (You have between now and spring training to mentally prepare yourself for the onslaught.) #RingTheBell!
Wearing my powder blue to work today. I’ll try anything at this point.
October 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wearing my powder blue to work today. I’ll try anything at this point.
Ok question - acceptable or bad juju to wear my Phillies Hoskins jersey to the game tomorrow???
May 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ok question - acceptable or bad juju to wear my Phillies Hoskins jersey to the game tomorrow???
Kind of really glad I wasn’t able to watch the Phillies the last 2 days.
Don’t love the reason why, but hey, silver lining if I must…
Don’t love the reason why, but hey, silver lining if I must…
April 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Kind of really glad I wasn’t able to watch the Phillies the last 2 days.
Don’t love the reason why, but hey, silver lining if I must…
Don’t love the reason why, but hey, silver lining if I must…
Took several days off from work for a much-needed mental break, which ended today.
Not even 3 hours back and I already wanted to cry out of frustration, got light-headed from anger and anxiety, and topped it off with a deep depression. THREE. HOURS.
This speaks volumes to me.
Not even 3 hours back and I already wanted to cry out of frustration, got light-headed from anger and anxiety, and topped it off with a deep depression. THREE. HOURS.
This speaks volumes to me.
April 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Took several days off from work for a much-needed mental break, which ended today.
Not even 3 hours back and I already wanted to cry out of frustration, got light-headed from anger and anxiety, and topped it off with a deep depression. THREE. HOURS.
This speaks volumes to me.
Not even 3 hours back and I already wanted to cry out of frustration, got light-headed from anger and anxiety, and topped it off with a deep depression. THREE. HOURS.
This speaks volumes to me.
Just saw a reel…
“Are you at another baseball game?!”
“Heaven forbid a girl enjoy the boy zoo.”
Lmfao. I can’t…
“Are you at another baseball game?!”
“Heaven forbid a girl enjoy the boy zoo.”
Lmfao. I can’t…
April 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just saw a reel…
“Are you at another baseball game?!”
“Heaven forbid a girl enjoy the boy zoo.”
Lmfao. I can’t…
“Are you at another baseball game?!”
“Heaven forbid a girl enjoy the boy zoo.”
Lmfao. I can’t…
I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRYSON STOTT!!!!
April 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRYSON STOTT!!!!
THANK YOU JT FOR KEEPING US FROM GETTING SHUT OUT!
April 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
THANK YOU JT FOR KEEPING US FROM GETTING SHUT OUT!
“Paco avoided the tag.”
April 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“Paco avoided the tag.”
Don't you hit Bohm!!!!
April 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Don't you hit Bohm!!!!
Scrolling getty images... found this and felt it necessary to share.
April 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Scrolling getty images... found this and felt it necessary to share.
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which one of you freaky fridayed Nola and Walker?
April 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
which one of you freaky fridayed Nola and Walker?
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. I'm done.
Ok. I'm done.
April 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. I'm done.
Ok. I'm done.
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someone lie to schwarber about what month it is right now
April 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
someone lie to schwarber about what month it is right now
I cannot stop eating my sundried tomato and basil wheat thins right now. I forgot how amazing these are.
April 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I cannot stop eating my sundried tomato and basil wheat thins right now. I forgot how amazing these are.
BRYCE SAVE ME
April 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
BRYCE SAVE ME
Did we, or did we not, all collectively understand that this game in particular would be a loss?
Just enjoy the sound of Kruk's voice and embrace the evening.
Just enjoy the sound of Kruk's voice and embrace the evening.
April 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Did we, or did we not, all collectively understand that this game in particular would be a loss?
Just enjoy the sound of Kruk's voice and embrace the evening.
Just enjoy the sound of Kruk's voice and embrace the evening.
Sigh. John Kruk 💕
April 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sigh. John Kruk 💕
The sound on the broadcast.
a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
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April 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The sound on the broadcast.
Thank God Kruk is back. Everything feels good again.
April 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Thank God Kruk is back. Everything feels good again.
I seriously hate that I don’t recognize the NYC skyline anymore.
April 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I seriously hate that I don’t recognize the NYC skyline anymore.