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First draft of email: "Please fuck all the way off."
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Scrolling getty images... found this and felt it necessary to share.
April 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Scrolling getty images... found this and felt it necessary to share.
I am INCREDIBLY upset with JT right now for ditching all his yellow gear. 😡😡😡
April 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I am INCREDIBLY upset with JT right now for ditching all his yellow gear. 😡😡😡
@patgallen.bsky.social Might have found another one for your list today!
April 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@patgallen.bsky.social Might have found another one for your list today!
Hey ump… why so handsy?
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hey ump… why so handsy?
I’m bored. So here’s a pic of the BEAUTIFUL souvenir cups I got at last Sunday’s Phillies game @ CBP!
I definitely need more of these…
I definitely need more of these…
April 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m bored. So here’s a pic of the BEAUTIFUL souvenir cups I got at last Sunday’s Phillies game @ CBP!
I definitely need more of these…
I definitely need more of these…
Well this is a fun numbered auto to get.
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well this is a fun numbered auto to get.
Still waiting on two final blasters to be delivered. But I did get these in my last box!
February 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Still waiting on two final blasters to be delivered. But I did get these in my last box!
Oh. Meant to share these from my 2025 Series 1s…
Bryce Harper, Jasson Dominguez, Orelvis Martinez
Bryce Harper, Jasson Dominguez, Orelvis Martinez
February 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh. Meant to share these from my 2025 Series 1s…
Bryce Harper, Jasson Dominguez, Orelvis Martinez
Bryce Harper, Jasson Dominguez, Orelvis Martinez
Shipped! Finally!! 😍
February 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Shipped! Finally!! 😍
I attempted to crochet a “magic ring”… and ended up with a d*ck koozie, apparently.
I should stop before I make it worse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
I should stop before I make it worse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
February 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I attempted to crochet a “magic ring”… and ended up with a d*ck koozie, apparently.
I should stop before I make it worse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
I should stop before I make it worse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
I slept about 3 hours total last night. Worst feelings ever (and nightmares) all night long. So needless to say, when I woke up, I wasn’t doing great. 🧵
January 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I slept about 3 hours total last night. Worst feelings ever (and nightmares) all night long. So needless to say, when I woke up, I wasn’t doing great. 🧵
Legendary tweet from Bryson Stott.
January 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Legendary tweet from Bryson Stott.
Sad that the county needs to send this out via text…
But also - your? YOUR?!?! Oh come ON! ffs!
But also - your? YOUR?!?! Oh come ON! ffs!
January 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sad that the county needs to send this out via text…
But also - your? YOUR?!?! Oh come ON! ffs!
But also - your? YOUR?!?! Oh come ON! ffs!
My husband was in Philly today… and picked me up something from the team store… 🥰🥰🥰
January 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My husband was in Philly today… and picked me up something from the team store… 🥰🥰🥰
Decided to make some origami money for part of a gift… because I hate myself, apparently. Actually kind of pleased how it turned out…
I love gift-torturing people lol.
I love gift-torturing people lol.
December 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Decided to make some origami money for part of a gift… because I hate myself, apparently. Actually kind of pleased how it turned out…
I love gift-torturing people lol.
I love gift-torturing people lol.
And last but not least… all baby-faced Marshy before he made it to the bigs. (Yes, even Bees and Baybears.) (5/5)
December 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM
And last but not least… all baby-faced Marshy before he made it to the bigs. (Yes, even Bees and Baybears.) (5/5)
All random kinds of Panini, Donruss, Bowman; and base cards… (4/5)
December 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM
All random kinds of Panini, Donruss, Bowman; and base cards… (4/5)
Topps Now; parallels; inserts and random harder to find cards… (3/5)
December 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Topps Now; parallels; inserts and random harder to find cards… (3/5)
Let’s start with helmet relics and autos; relics and material cards; image variations/SP/SSPs; and numbered cards (yes, that is 15 copies of the /499 Bowman 1st refractors… I was on a mission but now I’m stopping lol). (2/5)
December 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Let’s start with helmet relics and autos; relics and material cards; image variations/SP/SSPs; and numbered cards (yes, that is 15 copies of the /499 Bowman 1st refractors… I was on a mission but now I’m stopping lol). (2/5)
That is VERY true. I just got caught up in seeing all the movement the last few days and I’m left feeling very
December 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
That is VERY true. I just got caught up in seeing all the movement the last few days and I’m left feeling very
So… this is a thing.
Don’t worry. I ordered it and I will report back.
Don’t worry. I ordered it and I will report back.
December 14, 2024 at 3:59 AM
So… this is a thing.
Don’t worry. I ordered it and I will report back.
Don’t worry. I ordered it and I will report back.
This is the stack of (most) of the base cards I have just from the 2024 update series… there’s a bunch of others I had on the side and I honestly think I have some more thrown in some boxes I’ll have to dig through tomorrow… 😬
December 8, 2024 at 3:57 AM
This is the stack of (most) of the base cards I have just from the 2024 update series… there’s a bunch of others I had on the side and I honestly think I have some more thrown in some boxes I’ll have to dig through tomorrow… 😬
I assume you mean Alec here and autocorrect got you lol.
So I really think he stays put to start the season. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s traded by the mid-season deadline… 😕
So I really think he stays put to start the season. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s traded by the mid-season deadline… 😕
December 8, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I assume you mean Alec here and autocorrect got you lol.
So I really think he stays put to start the season. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s traded by the mid-season deadline… 😕
So I really think he stays put to start the season. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s traded by the mid-season deadline… 😕
I’m going with yes. I haven’t seen one, but I’ve experienced weird shit (ouija board, I’m looking at you).
I’m willing to be scientifically proved otherwise. But until then…
I’m willing to be scientifically proved otherwise. But until then…
December 7, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I’m going with yes. I haven’t seen one, but I’ve experienced weird shit (ouija board, I’m looking at you).
I’m willing to be scientifically proved otherwise. But until then…
I’m willing to be scientifically proved otherwise. But until then…