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Bob (He/Him)
@brobertschultz.bsky.social
Writer, Red Sox fan, generally an impulsive man of large appetite. Be kind to people, man. Life's too short to be a miserable jagoff all the time. Superman > Batman
@michaelshowalter.bsky.social Can we please have an "Ay! I'm-a da Pope-ah!" to commemorate the big day?
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I never would have guessed that the only thing keeping Trump holding on to the last tiny shred of his sanity was Gene Hackman.

But here we are.
March 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
With just a bit more production in 2025, Jarren Duran could make Red Sox history.
February 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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We spent years making Powertool Cheerleaders vs the Boyband of the Screeching Dead, and made a movie that wins awards, makes audiences happy and gets four and five-star reviews on big websites. We have no money left for marketing so if you liked it, please tell people. Thank you lovelies x
January 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
For all the issues that exist with algorithm-based streaming, the biggest one is that the algo doesn't understand that it's time to stop recommending Christmas movies.

Get on this, @netflix.com
January 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Show me your pet and what they were named after.
November 24, 2024 at 9:06 AM
It's been a rough month. Physically, medically, professionally, politically, emotionally. So I reacted the only way I could. By writing the stupidest thing I have ever written. A short. 15 pages of pure stupidity and love for a favorite genre -- 1950s Monster Movies.
a woman in a skirt is standing next to a car .
ALT: a woman in a skirt is standing next to a car .
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November 22, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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Incredible. Laziness is so important
September 30, 2023 at 6:10 PM
"You expect me to believe Diane Feinstein mysteriously 'died' the same day Tupac's shooter was arrested? I don't believe in coincidences. Do your own research."
- Some QAnon jagoff, probably.
September 30, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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when my ten gallon hat's feeling five gallons flat, I hanker for a hunk of cheese
September 30, 2023 at 6:05 AM