Brian Tunney
@briantunney.bsky.social
Self-published dog calendar model.
“When in doubt, play insane.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
“When in doubt, play insane.”
Last night, I watched the episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza thinks he's having a heart attack, and today, my facebook feed is flooded with heart attack medication ads. To know that somewhere in the world, a facebook chip thinks my voice sounds like Costanza, is all I need today.
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Last night, I watched the episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza thinks he's having a heart attack, and today, my facebook feed is flooded with heart attack medication ads. To know that somewhere in the world, a facebook chip thinks my voice sounds like Costanza, is all I need today.
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
Weird Al parody of Duran Duran’s “The Reflex” called “The Reflux.” (The reflux is a stomach acid, its burning up your heart)
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Weird Al parody of Duran Duran’s “The Reflex” called “The Reflux.” (The reflux is a stomach acid, its burning up your heart)
Do I know any cereal marketers? Your “trek” to going viral just got a whole lot easier.
January 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Do I know any cereal marketers? Your “trek” to going viral just got a whole lot easier.
Things I've written on LinkedIn, part 1: "As a lifelong Police Academy fan, you had me at Steve Guttenberg."
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Things I've written on LinkedIn, part 1: "As a lifelong Police Academy fan, you had me at Steve Guttenberg."
One positive thing I can say about Anthony Kiedis: he genuinely cares about hydration.
January 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
One positive thing I can say about Anthony Kiedis: he genuinely cares about hydration.
The neighbor who told me “don’t ever touch my fucking trash cans” had to hand deliver my new 90 Day Men box set cause the mailman left it at her house. Cool story Brian.
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The neighbor who told me “don’t ever touch my fucking trash cans” had to hand deliver my new 90 Day Men box set cause the mailman left it at her house. Cool story Brian.
Commenting "Let's fucking go" on a post about a new energy drink flavor is my new north star.
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Commenting "Let's fucking go" on a post about a new energy drink flavor is my new north star.
Today I learned that AI image identification will confuse Flea with Sting and I've never felt more alive as a result.
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Today I learned that AI image identification will confuse Flea with Sting and I've never felt more alive as a result.
The state of California owed me $1800 in overpaid escrow. When I went to claim it, I got pushed to the Tunney unclaimed list and noticed that Robin Tunney the actor is owed very small sums of money from Walt Disney Studios spread over about 30 different claims. There is zero point to this post.
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The state of California owed me $1800 in overpaid escrow. When I went to claim it, I got pushed to the Tunney unclaimed list and noticed that Robin Tunney the actor is owed very small sums of money from Walt Disney Studios spread over about 30 different claims. There is zero point to this post.
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New video from old man in garage: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAMn...
The Great Cancan Lawnmower Experiment of Fall 2025
YouTube video by Brian Tunney
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December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
New video from old man in garage: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAMn...
This is where I was on October 8, 1988 in East Rutherford, N.J.
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is where I was on October 8, 1988 in East Rutherford, N.J.
The holidays transform my parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous system into just the pathetic part.
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The holidays transform my parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous system into just the pathetic part.
I was buying some last minute provisions in Sprouts last night when a song came on the supermarket system. Two minutes later, it smooth popped its way into my brain and I was forced to admit to myself that I like Duncan Sheik’s “Barely Breathing.” But I’m thinking it over anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I was buying some last minute provisions in Sprouts last night when a song came on the supermarket system. Two minutes later, it smooth popped its way into my brain and I was forced to admit to myself that I like Duncan Sheik’s “Barely Breathing.” But I’m thinking it over anyway.
Inspirational Instagram posts?
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Inspirational Instagram posts?
I just finished the Alabama Murders season of Revisionist History. It's awful, probably necessary, listening. www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/rev...
The Alabama Murders | Revisionist History
Florence, Alabama. 1988. A preacher has an affair. A woman is murdered. One death cascades into more. This leads to a national debate on who gets to live or die, and how the state should execute them....
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November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I just finished the Alabama Murders season of Revisionist History. It's awful, probably necessary, listening. www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/rev...
He gets by just fine without cable news.
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He gets by just fine without cable news.
If I ever started a skate shop, i would call it "Classic Silhouette"
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If I ever started a skate shop, i would call it "Classic Silhouette"
If I was ever in a debate with Curtis Sliwa, I'd make it a point to ask him to stop beret ting me.
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If I was ever in a debate with Curtis Sliwa, I'd make it a point to ask him to stop beret ting me.
Happy birthday Spike Jonze!
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Happy birthday Spike Jonze!
The reason Cheryl Hines stayed with fictional Larry David for so long on Curb is because Larry’s actions paled in comparison to her real life husband.
Suddenly 20 years of Curb Your Enthusiasm makes sense.
Suddenly 20 years of Curb Your Enthusiasm makes sense.
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The reason Cheryl Hines stayed with fictional Larry David for so long on Curb is because Larry’s actions paled in comparison to her real life husband.
Suddenly 20 years of Curb Your Enthusiasm makes sense.
Suddenly 20 years of Curb Your Enthusiasm makes sense.
Supermarket idea: make one hour a day an Instacart-shopper free hour.
October 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Supermarket idea: make one hour a day an Instacart-shopper free hour.
I can’t keep up with the amount of mass shootings in this country.
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I can’t keep up with the amount of mass shootings in this country.