Brian Tunney
@briantunney.bsky.social
Self-published dog calendar model.
I was buying some last minute provisions in Sprouts last night when a song came on the supermarket system. Two minutes later, it smooth popped its way into my brain and I was forced to admit to myself that I like Duncan Sheik’s “Barely Breathing.” But I’m thinking it over anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I was buying some last minute provisions in Sprouts last night when a song came on the supermarket system. Two minutes later, it smooth popped its way into my brain and I was forced to admit to myself that I like Duncan Sheik’s “Barely Breathing.” But I’m thinking it over anyway.
Inspirational Instagram posts?
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Inspirational Instagram posts?
I just finished the Alabama Murders season of Revisionist History. It's awful, probably necessary, listening. www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/rev...
The Alabama Murders | Revisionist History
Florence, Alabama. 1988. A preacher has an affair. A woman is murdered. One death cascades into more. This leads to a national debate on who gets to live or die, and how the state should execute them....
www.pushkin.fm
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I just finished the Alabama Murders season of Revisionist History. It's awful, probably necessary, listening. www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/rev...
He gets by just fine without cable news.
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He gets by just fine without cable news.
If I ever started a skate shop, i would call it "Classic Silhouette"
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If I ever started a skate shop, i would call it "Classic Silhouette"
If I was ever in a debate with Curtis Sliwa, I'd make it a point to ask him to stop beret ting me.
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If I was ever in a debate with Curtis Sliwa, I'd make it a point to ask him to stop beret ting me.
Happy birthday Spike Jonze!
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Happy birthday Spike Jonze!
The reason Cheryl Hines stayed with fictional Larry David for so long on Curb is because Larry’s actions paled in comparison to her real life husband.
Suddenly 20 years of Curb Your Enthusiasm makes sense.
Suddenly 20 years of Curb Your Enthusiasm makes sense.
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The reason Cheryl Hines stayed with fictional Larry David for so long on Curb is because Larry’s actions paled in comparison to her real life husband.
Suddenly 20 years of Curb Your Enthusiasm makes sense.
Suddenly 20 years of Curb Your Enthusiasm makes sense.
Supermarket idea: make one hour a day an Instacart-shopper free hour.
October 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Supermarket idea: make one hour a day an Instacart-shopper free hour.
I can’t keep up with the amount of mass shootings in this country.
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I can’t keep up with the amount of mass shootings in this country.
Insurrectionists seeking to invoke the insurrection act because of people dancing in dinosaur costumes is some next level irony my brain isn’t ready to handle.
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Insurrectionists seeking to invoke the insurrection act because of people dancing in dinosaur costumes is some next level irony my brain isn’t ready to handle.
I've been a big fan of the day after Jimmy Kimmel monologue on YouTube for years now. On average, the typical monologue gets anywhere from 2-4 million views.
After being suspended and then brought back, that first monologue is now up to 19 million views. Go Guillermo!
After being suspended and then brought back, that first monologue is now up to 19 million views. Go Guillermo!
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I've been a big fan of the day after Jimmy Kimmel monologue on YouTube for years now. On average, the typical monologue gets anywhere from 2-4 million views.
After being suspended and then brought back, that first monologue is now up to 19 million views. Go Guillermo!
After being suspended and then brought back, that first monologue is now up to 19 million views. Go Guillermo!
Kinda stuck on the more jammy second side of ‘End Hits’ this week.
September 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Kinda stuck on the more jammy second side of ‘End Hits’ this week.
Just once, I want to click on cookie choices and have the options be chocolate chip or nutter butter.
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just once, I want to click on cookie choices and have the options be chocolate chip or nutter butter.
I grew an entire shoe size, at age 51.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't do something.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't do something.
a poster that says they tried to bury me but didn 't realize i was a seed
ALT: a poster that says they tried to bury me but didn 't realize i was a seed
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I grew an entire shoe size, at age 51.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't do something.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't do something.
The irony is, America’s ability to talk shit is the one thing that’s always made america great.
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The irony is, America’s ability to talk shit is the one thing that’s always made america great.
I don't share it with too many people but I've been running, a lot, this year. This morning, as I was descending a hill, Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" came on my ipod shuffle, and for 4 minutes and 39 seconds, I felt free.
September 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don't share it with too many people but I've been running, a lot, this year. This morning, as I was descending a hill, Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" came on my ipod shuffle, and for 4 minutes and 39 seconds, I felt free.
I would rather have a limited selection of somewhat decent sounding mp3 files than an unlimited amount of streams.
September 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I would rather have a limited selection of somewhat decent sounding mp3 files than an unlimited amount of streams.
I long for a time when "radicalized" was just part of a cheesy BMX Plus caption.
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I long for a time when "radicalized" was just part of a cheesy BMX Plus caption.
“I have the perfect slogan for our industrial car wash cleaners,” said the one guy in the office that still had a subscription to Maxim.
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“I have the perfect slogan for our industrial car wash cleaners,” said the one guy in the office that still had a subscription to Maxim.
Trump to replace “woke!” Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies reboot.
September 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Trump to replace “woke!” Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies reboot.
Things that need to go away: the phrase "just hits different"
September 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Things that need to go away: the phrase "just hits different"
It's not you, it's (prepackaged) me(at).
NEW YORK (AP) — Kraft Heinz to split and become separate companies 10 years after their packaged-food megamerger.
September 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It's not you, it's (prepackaged) me(at).
Pretty solid haul this weekend.
September 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Pretty solid haul this weekend.
Miley Cyrus in Canada = Kilometery Cyrus
August 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Miley Cyrus in Canada = Kilometery Cyrus