Brian Lomax
@brianlomax.bsky.social
Congressional Affairs @USDOT (views ≠). Likes: Public transit, Korean BBQ, good people, meteorology, dive bars. #MUFC for the vibes, whatever they may be.
One normal day at this club. All I’m asking for.
🚨🚨🗣️ BREAKING: BIG QUOTES FROM BRUNO FERNANDES:
“The club WANTED ME TO GO [in the summer], I have that in my head. I told the directors this, but I think they didn’t have the COURAGE to make that decision.
#MUFC
“The club WANTED ME TO GO [in the summer], I have that in my head. I told the directors this, but I think they didn’t have the COURAGE to make that decision.
#MUFC
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
One normal day at this club. All I’m asking for.
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Don’t get me started on pointlessly having Malacia on the bench instead of someone like Obi. Or four of the substitutions being defensive ones. Or the frankly scandalous treatment of Mainoo. Wake me up when he’s fucked off and let’s hope Kobbie isn’t out the door first
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Don’t get me started on pointlessly having Malacia on the bench instead of someone like Obi. Or four of the substitutions being defensive ones. Or the frankly scandalous treatment of Mainoo. Wake me up when he’s fucked off and let’s hope Kobbie isn’t out the door first
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1-0 up at home against 18th in the table and you’re taking off your striker for a (rubbish, sorry) defensive midfielder with 15 to go, promptly concede, then use your last change to swap one centre-back for another. Boring, negative, gutless - absolutely not a United manager
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
1-0 up at home against 18th in the table and you’re taking off your striker for a (rubbish, sorry) defensive midfielder with 15 to go, promptly concede, then use your last change to swap one centre-back for another. Boring, negative, gutless - absolutely not a United manager
Can’t wait to send this exact same tweet about Manchester United in like 16 hours
I love you Tottenham, but you’re ruining my life
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Can’t wait to send this exact same tweet about Manchester United in like 16 hours
I just don’t see how it gets better with Amorim. That was horrendous, and nobody can really be shocked.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just don’t see how it gets better with Amorim. That was horrendous, and nobody can really be shocked.
Hey @whstancil.bsky.social just landed in Minneapolis. What’s the best bar for us to hit tonight?
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey @whstancil.bsky.social just landed in Minneapolis. What’s the best bar for us to hit tonight?
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Get in United.
Excellent until the subs and thought it highlighted why Kobbie isn’t trusted yet in CM, too often ahead of the ball.
In De Ligt, Casemiro, Bruno, Mbeumo and Cunha, United have a really reliable spine.
Excellent until the subs and thought it highlighted why Kobbie isn’t trusted yet in CM, too often ahead of the ball.
In De Ligt, Casemiro, Bruno, Mbeumo and Cunha, United have a really reliable spine.
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Get in United.
Excellent until the subs and thought it highlighted why Kobbie isn’t trusted yet in CM, too often ahead of the ball.
In De Ligt, Casemiro, Bruno, Mbeumo and Cunha, United have a really reliable spine.
Excellent until the subs and thought it highlighted why Kobbie isn’t trusted yet in CM, too often ahead of the ball.
In De Ligt, Casemiro, Bruno, Mbeumo and Cunha, United have a really reliable spine.
Could get used to Manchester United not ruining the weekend 🫡
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Could get used to Manchester United not ruining the weekend 🫡
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Cam Schlittler.
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Cam Schlittler.
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Fuck it. Go win the series tomorrow.
October 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fuck it. Go win the series tomorrow.
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Fair play correcting the right wing journalist, but I have to confess it’s hard for me to enjoy a political culture whose main point of consensus is that it should be illegal to use federal funds to treat people who are injured or sick and happen to have the wrong immigration status.
Enjoy some truth about the #TrumpShutdown @markwarner.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fair play correcting the right wing journalist, but I have to confess it’s hard for me to enjoy a political culture whose main point of consensus is that it should be illegal to use federal funds to treat people who are injured or sick and happen to have the wrong immigration status.
12 days ago. It is what it is.
A serious club would sack Amorim. Alas, Manchester United are not serious.
September 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
12 days ago. It is what it is.
Yes, now what?
I was so ready to be like “sports are disappointing but at least I’m not a United fan”…but they won so now what?
September 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yes, now what?
A serious club would sack Amorim. Alas, Manchester United are not serious.
September 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A serious club would sack Amorim. Alas, Manchester United are not serious.
To Los Angeles to see Britain’s greatest ever band open.spotify.com/track/1avW49...
Some Might Say
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September 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
To Los Angeles to see Britain’s greatest ever band open.spotify.com/track/1avW49...
Being told you look like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders is tough when it turns out to be a bit true.
September 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Being told you look like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders is tough when it turns out to be a bit true.
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Honestly not sure what the point of it all is if we can’t find a place for a talented, local academy graduate with a cup final winner against your city rivals in the bag already / are incentivised to cash in for “pure profit” purposes.
Very depressing.
Very depressing.
Kobbie Mainoo’s future - what we’re hearing
- Mainoo is open to leaving
- United have considered sale all summer
- £20k p/w deal, contract impasse
- lack of Amorim communication
w/ @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social + @adamcrafton.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
- Mainoo is open to leaving
- United have considered sale all summer
- £20k p/w deal, contract impasse
- lack of Amorim communication
w/ @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social + @adamcrafton.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
Kobbie Mainoo’s Manchester United future: What we’re hearing
Old Trafford's homegrown starlet has found himself frozen out under Ruben Amorim. So what now?
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Honestly not sure what the point of it all is if we can’t find a place for a talented, local academy graduate with a cup final winner against your city rivals in the bag already / are incentivised to cash in for “pure profit” purposes.
Very depressing.
Very depressing.
Selling Kobbie Mainoo to appease a manager who has so far done fuck all for this club is absolute madness.
Kobbie Mainoo’s future - what we’re hearing
- Mainoo is open to leaving
- United have considered sale all summer
- £20k p/w deal, contract impasse
- lack of Amorim communication
w/ @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social + @adamcrafton.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
- Mainoo is open to leaving
- United have considered sale all summer
- £20k p/w deal, contract impasse
- lack of Amorim communication
w/ @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social + @adamcrafton.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
Kobbie Mainoo’s Manchester United future: What we’re hearing
Old Trafford's homegrown starlet has found himself frozen out under Ruben Amorim. So what now?
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Selling Kobbie Mainoo to appease a manager who has so far done fuck all for this club is absolute madness.
Next stop: Chicago open.spotify.com/track/5Prrtl...
Decatur, or, Round of Applause for Your Step-Mother!
Sufjan Stevens · Illinois · Song · 2005
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August 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Next stop: Chicago open.spotify.com/track/5Prrtl...
Lil Wayne should have been the poet laureate at some point
July 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Lil Wayne should have been the poet laureate at some point
Feel like I’m the only person in DC who didn’t see the opportunity for a four-day weekend smh
June 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Feel like I’m the only person in DC who didn’t see the opportunity for a four-day weekend smh
It would be absolutely insane to give Amorim hundreds of millions this summer. Bleak, bleak times.
May 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It would be absolutely insane to give Amorim hundreds of millions this summer. Bleak, bleak times.
Man. United, always and forever ♥️
April 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Man. United, always and forever ♥️