Karate Jesus
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Karate Jesus
@karatejesus44.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Given the whole new start on the new platform, I thought I might try and start doing an ongoing music thing, almost an opposite of a deep dive, which I’m going to call #7days7songs - a quick splash into a different artist each week.
Sometimes I might have a bit to say, sometimes I probably won’t.
Sometimes I might have a bit to say, sometimes I probably won’t.
Just need to get 2 points from the last 14 games to outdo last season 😭
February 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Just need to get 2 points from the last 14 games to outdo last season 😭
Fuck me that was stressful
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Fuck me that was stressful
What a fucking win
January 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
What a fucking win
I do kind of wish there was an ICE equivalent to focus purely on people who don’t take their backpacks off on the tram.
Absolute sub-human scum.
Absolute sub-human scum.
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I do kind of wish there was an ICE equivalent to focus purely on people who don’t take their backpacks off on the tram.
Absolute sub-human scum.
Absolute sub-human scum.
I’m not particularly complaining as I’ve quite enjoyed watching the goals from the weekend from every conceivable angle, but I am beginning to suspect that I was the only person not to have been filming the match on their phone.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I’m not particularly complaining as I’ve quite enjoyed watching the goals from the weekend from every conceivable angle, but I am beginning to suspect that I was the only person not to have been filming the match on their phone.
Good day for United but the headlines bound to be the CEO punching the sporting director in the face whilst the minority owner eggs him on.
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Good day for United but the headlines bound to be the CEO punching the sporting director in the face whilst the minority owner eggs him on.
3 disallowed goals and 2 off the woodwork.
5-0 wouldn’t have flattered United today.
5-0 wouldn’t have flattered United today.
January 17, 2026 at 2:32 PM
3 disallowed goals and 2 off the woodwork.
5-0 wouldn’t have flattered United today.
5-0 wouldn’t have flattered United today.
Special mentions - everyone (but particularly Dorgu and Casemiro)
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Special mentions - everyone (but particularly Dorgu and Casemiro)
That was fucking superb
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
That was fucking superb
Can (cannot) believe the ref blew up bang on 5 mins
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Can (cannot) believe the ref blew up bang on 5 mins
Looking forward to seeing how the traitors turret chit chat pans out later.
(I am aware they are no longer wearing red)
(I am aware they are no longer wearing red)
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Looking forward to seeing how the traitors turret chit chat pans out later.
(I am aware they are no longer wearing red)
(I am aware they are no longer wearing red)
Dickheads
🔴🚨 • The 1958 have announced a BIG new protest at the Manchester United vs Fulham game on February 1st - demanding a complete REMOVAL of the current ownership model, spanning Sir Jim Ratcliffe, INEOS and the Glazers. #MUFC
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Dickheads
Congrats to Gary O’Neill on becoming the next Chelsea manager.
Gary O’Neil has been appointed head coach of French club Strasbourg.
The 42-year-old’s appointment at the Ligue 1 side follows Liam Rosenior’s move to Chelsea earlier this week.
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The 42-year-old’s appointment at the Ligue 1 side follows Liam Rosenior’s move to Chelsea earlier this week.
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January 7, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Congrats to Gary O’Neill on becoming the next Chelsea manager.
I wasn’t clamouring for Amorim to be sacked but he can’t have any complaints.
Last few days it seemed pretty clear something was afoot.
Don’t think Wilcox etc heads should be on the block yet. If they hire 2 or 3 managers and it keeps going wrong then fair enough but no one complained when…
Last few days it seemed pretty clear something was afoot.
Don’t think Wilcox etc heads should be on the block yet. If they hire 2 or 3 managers and it keeps going wrong then fair enough but no one complained when…
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I wasn’t clamouring for Amorim to be sacked but he can’t have any complaints.
Last few days it seemed pretty clear something was afoot.
Don’t think Wilcox etc heads should be on the block yet. If they hire 2 or 3 managers and it keeps going wrong then fair enough but no one complained when…
Last few days it seemed pretty clear something was afoot.
Don’t think Wilcox etc heads should be on the block yet. If they hire 2 or 3 managers and it keeps going wrong then fair enough but no one complained when…
Get the fuck in United.
Superb effort that.
Superb effort that.
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Get the fuck in United.
Superb effort that.
Superb effort that.
Imagine having your choice of playing for Manchester United, Liverpool or City and choosing the latter.
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Imagine having your choice of playing for Manchester United, Liverpool or City and choosing the latter.
Been a bit unlucky tonight, especially when you consider the number of absentees.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Been a bit unlucky tonight, especially when you consider the number of absentees.
Fuck me that’s annoying
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fuck me that’s annoying
Good half.
Deserved lead.
Back four.
Semenyo acting like someone who thinks they’ll be at Liverpool in a few weeks.
Deserved lead.
Back four.
Semenyo acting like someone who thinks they’ll be at Liverpool in a few weeks.
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good half.
Deserved lead.
Back four.
Semenyo acting like someone who thinks they’ll be at Liverpool in a few weeks.
Deserved lead.
Back four.
Semenyo acting like someone who thinks they’ll be at Liverpool in a few weeks.
Australia fucked that last half hour right up.
England’s day given how it started and how it ended.
Could do with another 30 or 40, but it’s a total that keeps them in the game.
England’s day given how it started and how it ended.
Could do with another 30 or 40, but it’s a total that keeps them in the game.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Australia fucked that last half hour right up.
England’s day given how it started and how it ended.
Could do with another 30 or 40, but it’s a total that keeps them in the game.
England’s day given how it started and how it ended.
Could do with another 30 or 40, but it’s a total that keeps them in the game.
Gutted about Robin Smith.
Was my favourite cricketer when I got into cricket in 1991.
Was only reading the other day about how he’d drank a bottle of vodka a day for 12 years but had managed to get through that period despite at one point having a 5% chance of getting out of hospital.
☹️
Was my favourite cricketer when I got into cricket in 1991.
Was only reading the other day about how he’d drank a bottle of vodka a day for 12 years but had managed to get through that period despite at one point having a 5% chance of getting out of hospital.
☹️
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Gutted about Robin Smith.
Was my favourite cricketer when I got into cricket in 1991.
Was only reading the other day about how he’d drank a bottle of vodka a day for 12 years but had managed to get through that period despite at one point having a 5% chance of getting out of hospital.
☹️
Was my favourite cricketer when I got into cricket in 1991.
Was only reading the other day about how he’d drank a bottle of vodka a day for 12 years but had managed to get through that period despite at one point having a 5% chance of getting out of hospital.
☹️
My 6 year old daughter got massively into traitors over the last month (as you do).
My wife received a note from her the other day, and expected it to be the standard ‘I love you mummy’ stuff.
She was wrong.
My wife received a note from her the other day, and expected it to be the standard ‘I love you mummy’ stuff.
She was wrong.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My 6 year old daughter got massively into traitors over the last month (as you do).
My wife received a note from her the other day, and expected it to be the standard ‘I love you mummy’ stuff.
She was wrong.
My wife received a note from her the other day, and expected it to be the standard ‘I love you mummy’ stuff.
She was wrong.
Get the fuck in
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Get the fuck in
Troy Parrot hat-trick - If the headlines aren’t ’who’s a pretty Troy’ then every football journalist should be fired.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Troy Parrot hat-trick - If the headlines aren’t ’who’s a pretty Troy’ then every football journalist should be fired.