Brian Jones
@brianjones74.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Lawyer, Longhorn, Texan by birth, Hoosier by choice, Trying to play drums and guitar
I guess SpaceX really likes the Costco Guys because it gives out at least five big “booms” each time one of its ships explode.
March 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I guess SpaceX really likes the Costco Guys because it gives out at least five big “booms” each time one of its ships explode.
Since many are asking, tonight I’m wearing a shirt from Costco, jeans from Costco, shoes from Costco, and the best white socks in the world from, you guessed it, Costco.
March 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Since many are asking, tonight I’m wearing a shirt from Costco, jeans from Costco, shoes from Costco, and the best white socks in the world from, you guessed it, Costco.
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Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
I’m sure all the 2A folks are ready to take action to stop this, right?
Trump official announces that Trump has signed an executive order claiming that only the president can speak for “what the law is”
(This is not how the Constitution works)
(This is not how the Constitution works)
February 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’m sure all the 2A folks are ready to take action to stop this, right?
I hope I'm never put in the position where I have to noisily resign, but if I am, this letter is a model of how to do so.
NEWS: Hagan Scotten, one of the SDNY attorneys prosecuting Eric Adams' case, has resigned ... and is blasting the Trump Justice Department on the way out.
February 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I hope I'm never put in the position where I have to noisily resign, but if I am, this letter is a model of how to do so.
If I were the GC of #apple, I wouldn't rely on a letter from the Attorney General telling me the DOJ won't enforce a statute that has a 5-year statute of limitations, especially when the current administration will only last 4 years.
February 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If I were the GC of #apple, I wouldn't rely on a letter from the Attorney General telling me the DOJ won't enforce a statute that has a 5-year statute of limitations, especially when the current administration will only last 4 years.
My God. The egg prices....They're just dropping so quickly.... Will they be paying us to take eggs soon?
January 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My God. The egg prices....They're just dropping so quickly.... Will they be paying us to take eggs soon?
I've had a folder of news sites that I check daily. For over two decades, @nytimes.com and The Washington Post were the first and second sites that loaded. That ended today when I deleted them for good.
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've had a folder of news sites that I check daily. For over two decades, @nytimes.com and The Washington Post were the first and second sites that loaded. That ended today when I deleted them for good.
Who is the greatest living guitarist, and why is it Derek Trucks?
January 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Who is the greatest living guitarist, and why is it Derek Trucks?
I think we all owe Tom from MySpace a huge debt of gratitude for showing that you can get rich off a social media site without also destroying our democracy.
January 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think we all owe Tom from MySpace a huge debt of gratitude for showing that you can get rich off a social media site without also destroying our democracy.
Godspeed, President Carter. Thank you for a life of exemplary service.
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Godspeed, President Carter. Thank you for a life of exemplary service.
So who’s going to be first the one on #Bluesky to post: “BREAKING NEWS: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza”?
#diehard #christmas #diehardisthebestchristmasmovie
#diehard #christmas #diehardisthebestchristmasmovie
December 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
So who’s going to be first the one on #Bluesky to post: “BREAKING NEWS: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza”?
#diehard #christmas #diehardisthebestchristmasmovie
#diehard #christmas #diehardisthebestchristmasmovie
One thing I've always appreciated about #StrangerThings is that the kids aren't stupid. By contrast, the kids in the new #StarWars Skeleton Crew are fucking morons, and that makes it nearly unwatchable. It's almost like AI wrote it. Disney should be better at this.
December 14, 2024 at 4:18 AM
One thing I've always appreciated about #StrangerThings is that the kids aren't stupid. By contrast, the kids in the new #StarWars Skeleton Crew are fucking morons, and that makes it nearly unwatchable. It's almost like AI wrote it. Disney should be better at this.
Meanwhile, his brother, Mario, lurks in the sewers outside a health insurance company, saying, "Soon."
December 9, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Meanwhile, his brother, Mario, lurks in the sewers outside a health insurance company, saying, "Soon."
It's worth a reminder that ALL of this is Ralph Nader's fault. ALL. OF. IT. Without him, there would not have been a Roberts or Alito.
December 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
It's worth a reminder that ALL of this is Ralph Nader's fault. ALL. OF. IT. Without him, there would not have been a Roberts or Alito.
As a Longhorn, please let OSU be the only top-ranked team that gets upset today.
November 30, 2024 at 8:36 PM
As a Longhorn, please let OSU be the only top-ranked team that gets upset today.
When I retire, I’m going to put on a production of Carmen in San Diego, but I won’t put the address on the tickets.
November 30, 2024 at 12:32 AM
When I retire, I’m going to put on a production of Carmen in San Diego, but I won’t put the address on the tickets.
See, Purdue, firing a head coach in mid-season isn’t that hard!
November 29, 2024 at 5:43 PM
See, Purdue, firing a head coach in mid-season isn’t that hard!