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The funniest thing that’s ever happened on tv is @mulaney.bsky.social bugging out on @thedailyshow.com with perfect comedic timing.
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
gay-ass wife that i love
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:
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Trump and Musk share a commonality of somehow being both quite clever and extremely dumb which I (and others) have found confusing.
I have a model that has been working.
I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.
I have a model that has been working.
I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Trump and Musk share a commonality of somehow being both quite clever and extremely dumb which I (and others) have found confusing.
I have a model that has been working.
I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.
I have a model that has been working.
I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.
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It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
October 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
3 Assualt rifle carrying dudes lifted this unarmed man up and slammed him head first into the ground. Then telling a girl filming “YOURE NEXT”…
And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
October 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
3 Assualt rifle carrying dudes lifted this unarmed man up and slammed him head first into the ground. Then telling a girl filming “YOURE NEXT”…
And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
Hate that this is happening in my city… but seeing a cattle of army gear spirit halloween costumed goons de-aggro like gta police NPC’s on this hero felt good.
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hate that this is happening in my city… but seeing a cattle of army gear spirit halloween costumed goons de-aggro like gta police NPC’s on this hero felt good.
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
September 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
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I swear if the guy is called Mario this time I'm gonna lose it
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I swear if the guy is called Mario this time I'm gonna lose it
Wasn’t ready for the “50 spokes of Grey” twist halfway through!
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin Washburn Friday, saying that his specially designed socks a...
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September 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wasn’t ready for the “50 spokes of Grey” twist halfway through!
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
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August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
CNN accidentally typo’ed Glass Plaque.
Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.
Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.
August 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
CNN accidentally typo’ed Glass Plaque.
Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.
Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.
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an historical recreation
August 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
an historical recreation
Hell yeah. If long hair is cool, then @arcadexangel.bsky.social is Miles Davis
July 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Hell yeah. If long hair is cool, then @arcadexangel.bsky.social is Miles Davis
About to break damage limit on my car today!
July 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
About to break damage limit on my car today!
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are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas
July 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas
Dear white people:
If you want to clap along, learn how to clap on the 2’s and 4’s. If you can’t count, just sit it out and let the professionals handle it.
Feel so bad for how the audience was throwing off the choirs whole performance.
If you want to clap along, learn how to clap on the 2’s and 4’s. If you can’t count, just sit it out and let the professionals handle it.
Feel so bad for how the audience was throwing off the choirs whole performance.
I expect a lecture from @lastweektonight.com about this very topic when they return.
July 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dear white people:
If you want to clap along, learn how to clap on the 2’s and 4’s. If you can’t count, just sit it out and let the professionals handle it.
Feel so bad for how the audience was throwing off the choirs whole performance.
If you want to clap along, learn how to clap on the 2’s and 4’s. If you can’t count, just sit it out and let the professionals handle it.
Feel so bad for how the audience was throwing off the choirs whole performance.
Mario Kart World knows children yearn for the mines
July 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Mario Kart World knows children yearn for the mines
What it’s like working without a fun little drink in hand
July 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What it’s like working without a fun little drink in hand