Brendan Kennedy
@brenkennedy.bsky.social
Comedian, photographer, cook, etc
Did they shoot the reporter segments of the parade this year with a fucking potato? WTF #macysthanksgivingdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Did they shoot the reporter segments of the parade this year with a fucking potato? WTF #macysthanksgivingdayparade
God makes us in his own image. Therefore, God is a 43 year old man who feels more confused by the world the way older he gets
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
God makes us in his own image. Therefore, God is a 43 year old man who feels more confused by the world the way older he gets
Dudes out here with his whole face JFC
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dudes out here with his whole face JFC
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I’m thrilled to make an appearance in the latest episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” (I play I.M. Poster, the pirate who sings the slightly altered theme song in “Bizarro Bottom”)!
September 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m thrilled to make an appearance in the latest episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” (I play I.M. Poster, the pirate who sings the slightly altered theme song in “Bizarro Bottom”)!
LaBubu is French for "the Bubu."
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
LaBubu is French for "the Bubu."
Her: You better not be dressed like a wizard and trying to hide in lumber again.
Me: No way.
Also me:
Me: No way.
Also me:
July 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Her: You better not be dressed like a wizard and trying to hide in lumber again.
Me: No way.
Also me:
Me: No way.
Also me:
#LiverKing arrested after threatening Joe Rogan
June 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
#LiverKing arrested after threatening Joe Rogan
Dana White looks like if Joe Rogan got stung by a bee.
June 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Dana White looks like if Joe Rogan got stung by a bee.
I hope no one tells Trump that this is a MS13 tattoo
April 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I hope no one tells Trump that this is a MS13 tattoo
It's so depressing that mammograms are a crucial part of breast cancer screening that saves lives instead of a messenger service executed by buxom lady folk.
April 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's so depressing that mammograms are a crucial part of breast cancer screening that saves lives instead of a messenger service executed by buxom lady folk.
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Honestly, me too.
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Honestly, me too.
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I'm autistic and look my dating life isn't perfect but I've at least never driven a woman to suicide with my sex journal
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm autistic and look my dating life isn't perfect but I've at least never driven a woman to suicide with my sex journal
Being a chancellor must be exhausting what with all the chancelling
March 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Being a chancellor must be exhausting what with all the chancelling
Trump diplomacy is like
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Trump diplomacy is like
When you think opinions should only relate to personal liberties and the free market but don't realize that while you had the personal liberty to buy this outfit on the free market, you shouldn't have.
February 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When you think opinions should only relate to personal liberties and the free market but don't realize that while you had the personal liberty to buy this outfit on the free market, you shouldn't have.
There's been a lot of pushback at town hall meetings where folks are holding Republicans to task for their complacency and/or participation in the gutting of the federal government.
The Republican response? Stop all the town halls.
The Republican response? Stop all the town halls.
February 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
There's been a lot of pushback at town hall meetings where folks are holding Republicans to task for their complacency and/or participation in the gutting of the federal government.
The Republican response? Stop all the town halls.
The Republican response? Stop all the town halls.
For how it's spelled "incumbent" is a very fun word.
With that spelling you'd think people would be like "oh my God, last night was insane. Had me absolutely incumbent and twitching."
With that spelling you'd think people would be like "oh my God, last night was insane. Had me absolutely incumbent and twitching."
February 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
For how it's spelled "incumbent" is a very fun word.
With that spelling you'd think people would be like "oh my God, last night was insane. Had me absolutely incumbent and twitching."
With that spelling you'd think people would be like "oh my God, last night was insane. Had me absolutely incumbent and twitching."
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Sometimes as a person who tries to tell jokes on stage it's hard to find the balance between comedy and awareness of current events. Being the dick joke guy and the "only Congress can appropriate funds" guy makes people's brains hurt.
February 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sometimes as a person who tries to tell jokes on stage it's hard to find the balance between comedy and awareness of current events. Being the dick joke guy and the "only Congress can appropriate funds" guy makes people's brains hurt.
The thing that scares me the most about #JDVance is that he is clearly articulate and intelligent and capable of making rational arguments and using logic but still goes along with everything he used to acknowledge as complete bullshit.
February 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The thing that scares me the most about #JDVance is that he is clearly articulate and intelligent and capable of making rational arguments and using logic but still goes along with everything he used to acknowledge as complete bullshit.
Is this app all Elon Musk sycophants too?
February 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Is this app all Elon Musk sycophants too?
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Workers
Over
Kleptocratic
Elites
Over
Kleptocratic
Elites
February 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Workers
Over
Kleptocratic
Elites
Over
Kleptocratic
Elites
One of these people is the White House communications director.
Hint: It's not the former Vice Presidential candidate
Hint: It's not the former Vice Presidential candidate
February 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
One of these people is the White House communications director.
Hint: It's not the former Vice Presidential candidate
Hint: It's not the former Vice Presidential candidate
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Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun
Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun