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Not Jessica Chastain
@blaireerskine.bsky.social You know, with MTG retiring there’s a void that needs filling…
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
To all sports broadcasters: No, I am not kidding you.
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Would you rather have the ability to get a nosebleed anytime you need an excuse to get out of small talk or forget every time you were cringingly awkward with a stranger?
May 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They made the new Pope an American so Trump won’t put tariffs on rosaries.
May 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I didn’t want to be the new Pope anyway. I’m planning on doing a lot of mountain biking this summer.
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Cory Booker has been talking now for almost the same amount of time it takes my kid to tell me about a YouTube video.
April 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The greatest April Fools Day trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Pop-Tarts was introducing a pot roast flavored tart.
April 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know that phrase, “six of one, half a dozen of the other”? I never say it correctly. What comes out is something like “half of one” or “sixty dozen” and then I freeze. So, if we’re talking and I use that phrase right, know it was a personal victory and a little fist bump would be appreciated.
March 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The next season of White Lotus should be called Lotus Inn Express and take place at a downmarket version of the franchise in, oh, let's say, St. Louis. And one of the groups we follow are a high school jazz band that is there to compete in State.
March 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
THEY’RE EATING THE TRANSGENIC MICE!!
March 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ever been in a panic room?

Buddy, I’ve panicked in every room I’ve ever been in.
February 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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A guide to various resources for tracking what Trump-Musk are up to.

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Tracking Trackers
When not overwhelming, information is power. In that spirit to help the movement, we’ve assembled reliable trackers and databases following...
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February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Every rock band should be forced to have a song where they sing their name a la Bad Company.
February 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Sometimes your soul just needs a balm. Little bit of trivia: that’s Carole King on piano. 🎧
My God And I
Odetta · Odetta Sings · Song · 1970
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February 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@jessicajoy.bsky.social Surprising lack of content on your page. Really disappointing from a subscriber’s perspective.
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I wonder if the representative from Louisiana supported conditions on hurricane aid.
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson announces that he supports placing conditions on wildfire aid to California.
January 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My next read. Gift from my mother.
January 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Probably the weirdest fact I know is that the Law & Order theme was played live every episode.
December 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I am instantly consulted on this platform.
December 28, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Today’s bit of joy. If I were making a autobiopic and introducing my mother, this might be the song. 🎧
She Used To Wanna Be A Ballerina
Buffy Sainte-Marie · She Used To Wanna Be A Ballerina · Song · 1971
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December 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
A microwave that automatically knows when you type in ‘120’ whether you mean 80 seconds or 120 seconds.
December 11, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I listened for 17,462 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 PM