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Brendan Cain
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Not Jessica Chastain
Truthfully, if someone’s not writing a script where you star as a conspiracy-driven right-wing congressperson then what is TV even for?
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ma’am, those are Roman numerals. Arabic numerals are 1, 2, 3, and so forth. Hence the joke everyone is making.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My office. NOW.
November 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I could be my son’s biggest hero if two tickets to the Olathe, KS showing suddenly became available.
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If they reboot ‘Designing Women’ you should be a Sugarbaker.
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Going to recommend that person read this book:
Dropping Ashes on the Buddha
The classic guide for Zen students pursuing the true way. "Somebody comes into the Zen center with a lighted cigarette, walks up to the Buddha-statue, blows smoke in its face and drops ashes on its ...
books.google.com
October 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Was he lampin’?
July 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
For sale:electric car, smells like a used diaper
June 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He was lampin’.
May 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ha! I understand that. Thanks for alleviating my anxiety!
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
@amybrown.xyz I hope my post didn’t make you delete your post or come across as comparing you to the dunce VP. I just thought it was a funny sentence.
April 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
April 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
April 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Trips named after their dad need to add an extra ‘p’.

“Hello, I’d like to introduce my grandfather, Tripp. My father, Trippp. And, of course, myself, Tripppp.
March 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Talk about your seabiscuits!
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Look around! Hops are brown!
March 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM