bree mabel 🏳️⚧️
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Oh, what? Is it illegal to send emails to your friends now?
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Oh, what? Is it illegal to send emails to your friends now?
Criminals are prevented from murdering and raping innocent metro passengers by one simple thing: a $2.90 bus fare
"The more-than-300 comments responding to that anonymous post are full of mothers looking for property in New Jersey or Florida, predicting that Mamdani’s promise to make buses free will lead criminals to rape and kill innocent passengers."
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
Upper East Side Moms Are Melting Down Over Mamdani
A 35,000-person Facebook group devolved into panic and infighting after the mayoral election.
www.thecut.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Criminals are prevented from murdering and raping innocent metro passengers by one simple thing: a $2.90 bus fare
lots of my friends read the "news" well these days I call it the "ews" cause it creeps me out (I cannot read)
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
lots of my friends read the "news" well these days I call it the "ews" cause it creeps me out (I cannot read)
I'm starting to think that this Donald Trump guy might not be all he's cracked up to be...
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm starting to think that this Donald Trump guy might not be all he's cracked up to be...
actually its the Lord-Bondsperson dialectic now
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
actually its the Lord-Bondsperson dialectic now
so called "regular expressions" are far from regular, I can't read these fuckin things at all!!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
so called "regular expressions" are far from regular, I can't read these fuckin things at all!!!
tried sex but I don't think I'm good enough to go pro :/
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
tried sex but I don't think I'm good enough to go pro :/
I thought this was Caleb Pitts for a second
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I thought this was Caleb Pitts for a second
you're telling me that a guy named "Blunt Rochester" voted against legal hemp products?
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
you're telling me that a guy named "Blunt Rochester" voted against legal hemp products?
WIIIISEGUYS
WE HAVR TOMMY GUNS
WE HAVR TOMMY GUNS
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
WIIIISEGUYS
WE HAVR TOMMY GUNS
WE HAVR TOMMY GUNS
San Francisco, or as the local call it “Scisco”
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
San Francisco, or as the local call it “Scisco”
Wearing headphones in a crowded grocery store should be a punishable offense
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wearing headphones in a crowded grocery store should be a punishable offense
*never read a book in my life* shit's been feeling kafkaesque lately
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
*never read a book in my life* shit's been feeling kafkaesque lately
“Me? A joyless billionaire oaf? No way, not possible, I like some movies. I’ll prove it by saying I like some movies!!! That’ll show mean old Joyce Carol Oates, who hurt my feelings really bad because she’s so mean :(”
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“Me? A joyless billionaire oaf? No way, not possible, I like some movies. I’ll prove it by saying I like some movies!!! That’ll show mean old Joyce Carol Oates, who hurt my feelings really bad because she’s so mean :(”
Imagine the hubbub when they’ve gotta change the lightbulbs in that thing
24/7 cake vending machine in the middle of nowhere. Maximum Poland.
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Imagine the hubbub when they’ve gotta change the lightbulbs in that thing
Pleats? Please, Issey Miyake....
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Pleats? Please, Issey Miyake....
This gets the “epic win” award of the week
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This gets the “epic win” award of the week
I’d rather die than live in the computer
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’d rather die than live in the computer
My experience of human life may be a combination of billions of synapses firing in sequence but that’s really not my problem
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My experience of human life may be a combination of billions of synapses firing in sequence but that’s really not my problem
I refuse to get a brain chip
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I refuse to get a brain chip
Crown Heights? Crown lows more like it
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Crown Heights? Crown lows more like it
I’m sick and tired of people acting like “Gavin” is a respectable name
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m sick and tired of people acting like “Gavin” is a respectable name