bree mabel
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There's no way a dog could play basketball...
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
There's no way a dog could play basketball...
"It's all a distraction from..."
I think they just do a lot of bad things! It's sort of the whole strategy, actually!
I think they just do a lot of bad things! It's sort of the whole strategy, actually!
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
"It's all a distraction from..."
I think they just do a lot of bad things! It's sort of the whole strategy, actually!
I think they just do a lot of bad things! It's sort of the whole strategy, actually!
all this "we won't apologize for x or y" nonsense recently, has anyone in power actually apologized for anything?
is the implication that they once considered apologizing, but they've had a change of heart? I really don't get it
is the implication that they once considered apologizing, but they've had a change of heart? I really don't get it
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
all this "we won't apologize for x or y" nonsense recently, has anyone in power actually apologized for anything?
is the implication that they once considered apologizing, but they've had a change of heart? I really don't get it
is the implication that they once considered apologizing, but they've had a change of heart? I really don't get it
It will never be 2025 ever again
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
It will never be 2025 ever again
it's not enough for you people that a woman is incredibly beautiful, she has to be smart too?
unbelievable...
unbelievable...
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
it's not enough for you people that a woman is incredibly beautiful, she has to be smart too?
unbelievable...
unbelievable...
if I had a million dollars you'd never catch me posting
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
if I had a million dollars you'd never catch me posting
Music fans love saying "needle drop"
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Music fans love saying "needle drop"
Lost in Translation may be a bit racist and twee, but that Kevin Shields soundtrack 😮💨
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Lost in Translation may be a bit racist and twee, but that Kevin Shields soundtrack 😮💨
The pope should say "inshallah" just one time
it would be really funny
it would be really funny
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The pope should say "inshallah" just one time
it would be really funny
it would be really funny
fun things to do on the internet
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
fun things to do on the internet
Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you watch it on Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you watch it on Christmas
If Gizmo turned into a Gremlin he'd still probably be a really nice and sweet little guy instead of a troublemaker. It's just the way he is.
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If Gizmo turned into a Gremlin he'd still probably be a really nice and sweet little guy instead of a troublemaker. It's just the way he is.
Christmas and Thanksgiving being so close together is just a plot by Big-Supper
December 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Christmas and Thanksgiving being so close together is just a plot by Big-Supper
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A Safdie cast is something like Adrien Brody, Jennifer Lopez, the Rent Is Too Damn High guy, Maurice Dubois, Charles Oakley and the guy who did the whistle on the PC Richards commercials
It is with a heavy heart that I confirm Mr. Wonderful is *excellent* in MARTY SUPREME
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A Safdie cast is something like Adrien Brody, Jennifer Lopez, the Rent Is Too Damn High guy, Maurice Dubois, Charles Oakley and the guy who did the whistle on the PC Richards commercials
it's very sad when a beautiful woman is evil
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
it's very sad when a beautiful woman is evil
looking through the Epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
looking through the Epstein files
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median american voter moment
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
median american voter moment
Forget it, Jake. It’s funkytown.
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Forget it, Jake. It’s funkytown.
The ffs surgeon is mad at me :(
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The ffs surgeon is mad at me :(
"You really don't want to see how the fascist right wingers are twisting this story"
Yeah you're right, no one does, and no one ever needs to either.
Yeah you're right, no one does, and no one ever needs to either.
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"You really don't want to see how the fascist right wingers are twisting this story"
Yeah you're right, no one does, and no one ever needs to either.
Yeah you're right, no one does, and no one ever needs to either.
*Werner Herzog voice* scary bilbo
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*Werner Herzog voice* scary bilbo