genderqueer jesus
@breeanna.bsky.social
breeanna/baz. she/any. 28. your best friend, your dungeon master, your editor, and your murderous fictional women apologist.
this is the only one that comes close. i’ve played 9 full runs
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this is the only one that comes close. i’ve played 9 full runs
my mom thinks i’m being dramatic about my back pain to get out of chores bc i literally said “ow” on instinct when i twisted wrong bc that’s what happens when things hurt. fucking. “have you considered maybe you should see a doctor?” no. it’s just like stubbing my toe. i’m not pulling a performance!
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my mom thinks i’m being dramatic about my back pain to get out of chores bc i literally said “ow” on instinct when i twisted wrong bc that’s what happens when things hurt. fucking. “have you considered maybe you should see a doctor?” no. it’s just like stubbing my toe. i’m not pulling a performance!
i will endeavor to be so bold as to mention i think i would have enjoyed nosferatu more were it not for the very overt sexual assault overtones undertones and midtones that started to make my flesh want to peel away from my body
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
i will endeavor to be so bold as to mention i think i would have enjoyed nosferatu more were it not for the very overt sexual assault overtones undertones and midtones that started to make my flesh want to peel away from my body
watched frankenstein and now i think i need to read it? the first time ive EVER wanted to read it btw
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
watched frankenstein and now i think i need to read it? the first time ive EVER wanted to read it btw
i was put in earth to suffer (the side effects of my covid vaccine)
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i was put in earth to suffer (the side effects of my covid vaccine)
why is it that i feel like trash on the days i actually have to do things 😭
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
why is it that i feel like trash on the days i actually have to do things 😭
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
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If you're a rich guy having a Gatsby party you have to do the book all the way until the end.
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you're a rich guy having a Gatsby party you have to do the book all the way until the end.
my gen z siblings keep using that like instagram status feature and i first thought “the children yearn for microblogging” and then i realized: no. the children yearn for AIM status changes
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
my gen z siblings keep using that like instagram status feature and i first thought “the children yearn for microblogging” and then i realized: no. the children yearn for AIM status changes
if your bass vibrates my house when you drive past it’s too much i’m sorry
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
if your bass vibrates my house when you drive past it’s too much i’m sorry
on the ground. on my knees. begging people to spell my fucking name right
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
on the ground. on my knees. begging people to spell my fucking name right
there is a special place in hell for people who cook fish in a tiny office without a real kitchen or any actual air flow
October 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
there is a special place in hell for people who cook fish in a tiny office without a real kitchen or any actual air flow
in the year of satan 2025, i’m genuinely wondering if i should start doing a tarot reading for every week both to reacquaint myself with the cards and to like… set a tone
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
in the year of satan 2025, i’m genuinely wondering if i should start doing a tarot reading for every week both to reacquaint myself with the cards and to like… set a tone
bc i sent these to a friend to talk about tarot meanings being used wrong, here are the 4 most popularly misrepresented or misunderstood cards and their meanings from the phantomwise tarot guidebook
October 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
bc i sent these to a friend to talk about tarot meanings being used wrong, here are the 4 most popularly misrepresented or misunderstood cards and their meanings from the phantomwise tarot guidebook
am i tripping or is “fuck ICE” the only political thing chappell roan has said in like the last year despite building her platform on being political
October 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
am i tripping or is “fuck ICE” the only political thing chappell roan has said in like the last year despite building her platform on being political
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YOLO - you oughta love oatmeal
October 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
YOLO - you oughta love oatmeal
also taylor swift used generative ai in promos for her shows/album and yes i know this as fact and yes she is a billionaire who fights for her own intellectual property rights and can afford to pay artists :)))))
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
also taylor swift used generative ai in promos for her shows/album and yes i know this as fact and yes she is a billionaire who fights for her own intellectual property rights and can afford to pay artists :)))))
i did start a substack, i did post an essay, and i WILL use it more so i hope the world is ready. its me and my two friend subscribers against the world
and if i said i have a substack now to post essays on the things i often get sidetracked about with my friends. what then.
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i did start a substack, i did post an essay, and i WILL use it more so i hope the world is ready. its me and my two friend subscribers against the world
my evil boss is back after 2 weeks without him. please pray for my ability to function and not cry at work.
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
my evil boss is back after 2 weeks without him. please pray for my ability to function and not cry at work.
and if i said i have a substack now to post essays on the things i often get sidetracked about with my friends. what then.
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
and if i said i have a substack now to post essays on the things i often get sidetracked about with my friends. what then.
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mainly so i can say this when people ask about it
October 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
mainly so i can say this when people ask about it
people not posting about tloas bc it’s objectively terrible is watering my crops and clearing my skin
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
people not posting about tloas bc it’s objectively terrible is watering my crops and clearing my skin
dodie’s gone and done it again!!!!! better than every before, i endeavor to say!
October 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
dodie’s gone and done it again!!!!! better than every before, i endeavor to say!
new dodie album AND new the midnight album today i am Fed 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
new dodie album AND new the midnight album today i am Fed 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻