Almond
@breakfastallday.bsky.social
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Jellybean posting ⭐️💫🌙
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Jellybean posting ⭐️💫🌙
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"I'm the funny one!"
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"I'm the funny one!"
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Why are zoomers abbreviating single words in memes and stuff now, this is just harder to read
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Why are zoomers abbreviating single words in memes and stuff now, this is just harder to read
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its more fun to compute
August 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
its more fun to compute
There's a lot of corny and lame content out there on the internet but I think the absolute lamest is those dudes who ride an ebike around LA shitting and pissing their pants while absolutely fucking nothing is happening. "never stop moving" "it's like a 3rd world country" bro calm down lmao
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
There's a lot of corny and lame content out there on the internet but I think the absolute lamest is those dudes who ride an ebike around LA shitting and pissing their pants while absolutely fucking nothing is happening. "never stop moving" "it's like a 3rd world country" bro calm down lmao
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Portrait of my reflection in the window
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Portrait of my reflection in the window
It sure is god damn mf Friday™
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It sure is god damn mf Friday™
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I like funny clothes
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I like funny clothes
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To be mentally well you need to fully work through your emotions and be totally honest with people, but also most of your frustration will happen at work, where you absolutely 10000% cannot be honest at all
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
To be mentally well you need to fully work through your emotions and be totally honest with people, but also most of your frustration will happen at work, where you absolutely 10000% cannot be honest at all
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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When was the last time you made yourself a little toast with butter, cinnamon, and brown sugar
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
When was the last time you made yourself a little toast with butter, cinnamon, and brown sugar