Hank Braxtan
@braxtan.bsky.social
I make movies for the dollar bin.
Director - Glowzies, Dead Zone, Snake Outta Compton, Chemical Peel, Return of the Ghostbusters
5-Time-Emmy-Loser
Veteran, US Army
Colorado Avalanche aficionado
Director - Glowzies, Dead Zone, Snake Outta Compton, Chemical Peel, Return of the Ghostbusters
5-Time-Emmy-Loser
Veteran, US Army
Colorado Avalanche aficionado
I simply can't get over the fact that I have to read and agree to terms and conditions before I can play a video game.
October 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I simply can't get over the fact that I have to read and agree to terms and conditions before I can play a video game.
Tropic Thunder put trailer voiceover out of a job.
June 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Tropic Thunder put trailer voiceover out of a job.
Been noticing this. As a filmmaker, I've paid *very* close attention to weather reports in my area over the last decade.
I'm accustomed to nearly a week out on predictable weather. Now I'm seeing accuracy that is maybe a few hours out.
It's raining today. Wasn't supposed to.
I'm accustomed to nearly a week out on predictable weather. Now I'm seeing accuracy that is maybe a few hours out.
It's raining today. Wasn't supposed to.
I’m sure someone has done the research on this but anecdotally I have noticed a sharp decline in the usefulness of weather forecasts in a way that is probably not unrelated to the government kneecapping NOAA and the NWS.
May 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Been noticing this. As a filmmaker, I've paid *very* close attention to weather reports in my area over the last decade.
I'm accustomed to nearly a week out on predictable weather. Now I'm seeing accuracy that is maybe a few hours out.
It's raining today. Wasn't supposed to.
I'm accustomed to nearly a week out on predictable weather. Now I'm seeing accuracy that is maybe a few hours out.
It's raining today. Wasn't supposed to.
I can't be the only person who has sat through Andor and wondered wtf was going on from scene to scene.
May 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I can't be the only person who has sat through Andor and wondered wtf was going on from scene to scene.
I WAS BORN FOR THIS
Cowabunga vibes only today... 👀 Lock in for a radical #WorldTurtleDay 🐢🤙
May 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I WAS BORN FOR THIS
SUPERMAN looks really great.
May 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
SUPERMAN looks really great.
I want my representative to end predatory games and apps for young children. They're all subscription based hackjob games that still have ads popping up to sell your kid completely different games.
May 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I want my representative to end predatory games and apps for young children. They're all subscription based hackjob games that still have ads popping up to sell your kid completely different games.
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Lucky for Trump, retailers don’t want to list the tariffs as a separate charge because when they’re repealed, the price can just stay up.
April 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Lucky for Trump, retailers don’t want to list the tariffs as a separate charge because when they’re repealed, the price can just stay up.
It's so weird how I'm like, the funniest guy in the world, but nobody else thinks so.
April 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It's so weird how I'm like, the funniest guy in the world, but nobody else thinks so.
Attention sportscasts: stop using A.I. for your graphics.
April 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Attention sportscasts: stop using A.I. for your graphics.
You know things are bad when cars are an appreciating asset and the newest Mortal Kombat doesn't have stage fatalities.
April 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You know things are bad when cars are an appreciating asset and the newest Mortal Kombat doesn't have stage fatalities.
Both Castlevania shows on Netflix are incredible, if you hadn't heard.
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Both Castlevania shows on Netflix are incredible, if you hadn't heard.
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The reason I'm hitting myself in the head with a big cartoon mallet is that the people who told me not to do that were condescending. "That's gonna hurt dumbass" they sneered. Well it doesn't hurt and in fact I think it may be helping my asthma
April 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The reason I'm hitting myself in the head with a big cartoon mallet is that the people who told me not to do that were condescending. "That's gonna hurt dumbass" they sneered. Well it doesn't hurt and in fact I think it may be helping my asthma
I love how Netflix gives you about 2 seconds to stop it from auto playing the next episode.
I want to watch the credits...
I want to watch the credits...
April 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I love how Netflix gives you about 2 seconds to stop it from auto playing the next episode.
I want to watch the credits...
I want to watch the credits...
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Gabe Landeskog is back
April 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Gabe Landeskog is back
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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If you like indie horror might I recommend getting in on this. @braxtan.bsky.social is behind Glowzies, Dragon Soldiers, and Dead Zone, all of which punched way above their budgetary weight class. (Also a good friend of mine and her gore makeup prodigy of a kid might get some of the money.)
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March 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you like indie horror might I recommend getting in on this. @braxtan.bsky.social is behind Glowzies, Dragon Soldiers, and Dead Zone, all of which punched way above their budgetary weight class. (Also a good friend of mine and her gore makeup prodigy of a kid might get some of the money.)
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Lololol @samseder.bsky.social has to very slowly explain to this dude that government agencies don't pay taxes lolol
March 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Lololol @samseder.bsky.social has to very slowly explain to this dude that government agencies don't pay taxes lolol
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RIP to an actual fuckin legend
March 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
RIP to an actual fuckin legend
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Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.
James Harrison, whose blood donations saved over 2 million babies, has died
Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.
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March 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.
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What’d she do? Return a Tesla?
February 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What’d she do? Return a Tesla?
Why can't we invent a smart phone that doesn't need a case?
February 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why can't we invent a smart phone that doesn't need a case?
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That was the best hockey OT I've seen in a long time.
February 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
That was the best hockey OT I've seen in a long time.