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Braum
@braumszn.bsky.social
NSFW 🔞
Lvl 25
Bears, belly, n bulges
Quest to be the biggest nerd in tech 🐄
📍 NJ
Five jobs I’ve had:

Cashier
Car detailer
Escape Room Sherpa
Street pharmacist
Sneaker Reseller
Five jobs I've had:

Food dealer
Wood dealer
Drug dealer
Soap dealer
Display dealer
Five jobs I've had:
Military calibration equipment specialist
Massage therapist
Go Go dancer
Porn actor(bearfilms)
Security manager for The Denver Wrangler(Bear bar)
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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I still physically recoil when I see/hear white people using AAVE when I KNOW that's not how they normally talk 😩😩😩
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Spicy curry rice is a good refresher after a heavy gym session 😋
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Might have to stream wrecking ball a few times for her
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
See not what yall not gonna do is not even put my gowlr on the list she was there twice

youtu.be/K58JYXhb4YA?...
January 29, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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FUCK
- ICE
- Nazis
- Trump
- MAGA
- Anyone or group tangential to those in hatred

Not necessarily in that order, but absolutely in entirety.
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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Same girl
January 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Husky pup #fdf
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Spring loaded.
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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oh no🫣accidentally made myself mess
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Miwa lost her powers just to not kill Kenjaku and honestly I think about that level of failure a lot
a girl with blue hair is wearing a suit and tie
ALT: a girl with blue hair is wearing a suit and tie
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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We have been on Bluesky since the beginning of the app and you still can’t edit ur posts and typos
a cat is sitting on top of a laptop computer .
Alt: a cat is sitting on top of a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Here's the problem: Y'all want accolades for just being decent people while the rest of us had to suffer because of either your ignorance, ineptitude or inaction bringing us to this point.

Expecting praise for "catching up" is a key tenet of yt supremacy....since y'all doing the reading now🙄
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Had a good chest day before getting snowed in

#thongbro #gaybulge #arroyman #thong #bikini #thongbulge #manthong #thonger
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Welp
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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Modded n64!
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
ordered taco bell and fell asleep ): my freezy drink melted
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Party tray of sushi was no match for me
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Being big feels awesome. But imagine being even BIGGER!
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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I'm gay and I love fat boys.
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I guess I wake up at 4 am now
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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This thread is insane.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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Let me lay this gut on your back 🐸✨
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Okay but why’s everyone in golden Kamuy hot n kinda gey with the homies
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM