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Brandon Simmons
@brantomsim.bsky.social
Writer of Horror and Dark Comedy, movie quoter, Jason mask maker. I love a good story in just about any genre.
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Carved pumpkins with my family last night. Somehow my first iteration looked like Victor Wong.
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Happy Drive-In day to all those who celebrate. Can't wait to hang out with my #MutantFam @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social and F'n GWAR!!!!! Its gonna be a gore-filled glop-ola night, and I love it!!
See you all tonight🍻
October 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
October 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Excited for tomorrow night’s Joe Bob’s Last Drive-In live episode. Survival Night/Psycho Killers. Then the one on Wednesday is Nightmare on Elm Street and Freddy vs Jason, which are among my all-time horror favs.
#horrorsky #horror #slasher #Shudder
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Watching Tales from the Crypt with a friend, enjoyed “Dead Wait” (S3E6, 1991) with Whoopi Goldberg, John Rhys-Davies, James Remar.
Loved the twists in this, as many episodes are predictable (still fun). Whoopi also appeared after the credits.
September 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When did all of the Pink Floyd album covers change to descriptions on Spotify? And when will they change it back?

What if they pushed it farther and described the lyrics and the music for each song in all of their studio albums? The possibilities…

#PinkFloyd
September 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Well done
September 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This scene does it for me every time:
August 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Best way to watch Ginger Snaps.
August 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m excited to attend #Bouchercon! Unfortunately, I’ll miss much of the panels I was looking forward to. I can’t take off work Wed-Fri because I’m covering for someone. But I’ll stop by after work those days and catch Saturday all day. Any horror writers in the area going? #horror #writingcommunity
August 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
[The Simpsons] Marge in Police Training
YouTube video by Francis Quantum
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August 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Whenever someone comes over to watch a movie and I suggest a horror movie, and the response is “I only watch horror movies in October,” makes me want to reply, “Sorry, I only watch action flicks on rainy afternoons in June.” #horrorsky #horror
August 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Americana was awesome. Very funny. Loved all the characters.
August 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Watched Let the Right One In (2008) last night. The story was different than I anticipated, but I absolutely loved it.
August 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I was surprised how funny The Naked Gun (2025) was, mostly.
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
By now, I’m used to B&N releasing books a few days early. But picked up The End of the World as We Know It on Saturday (10 days early). Very excited to tap into it!
#horrorbooks #horror
August 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I absolutely loved #Weapons. So glad I knew nothing going in.
August 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you’re ever out of moisturizing eye drops, just listen to Sigur Rós’s “Sigur 4” from the Untitled album.
August 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Excited to see Weapons tonight!
August 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Watching The Stand (2020). The show’s signal for if a character has Captain Tripps is if they cough, which happens a lot. So if a character takes a long drag of smoke and coughs, they’re going to die. If a character gets a testicular exam and a doctor asks them to cough, they’re going to die.
August 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just went through this week’s desk calendar pages. Wednesday’s gave me a chuckle.
#horrorsky #horror #stephenking
August 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Watching all episodes of Tales from the Crypt with a friend, enjoyed “Smoke Wrings” (S7E09, 1996) with pre-James Bond Daniel Craig playing an ex-con-turned salesman.

The show hasn’t been released on blu ray, and a reboot series was canceled in 2017. Damn rights issues. #horror #horrorsky
August 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“I have two rules in life – to hell with it, whatever it is, and get your work done.”
Ray Bradbury
#writingcommunity #writenow
August 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near Nuclear Waste Storage Site
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August 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM