Brandon Simmons
@brantomsim.bsky.social
Writer of Horror and Dark Comedy, movie quoter, Jason mask maker. I love a good story in just about any genre.
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy Halloween!
Carved pumpkins with my family last night. Somehow my first iteration looked like Victor Wong.
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Carved pumpkins with my family last night. Somehow my first iteration looked like Victor Wong.
October 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Bitter beer face
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Bitter beer face
Watching Tales from the Crypt with a friend, enjoyed “Dead Wait” (S3E6, 1991) with Whoopi Goldberg, John Rhys-Davies, James Remar.
Loved the twists in this, as many episodes are predictable (still fun). Whoopi also appeared after the credits.
Loved the twists in this, as many episodes are predictable (still fun). Whoopi also appeared after the credits.
September 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Watching Tales from the Crypt with a friend, enjoyed “Dead Wait” (S3E6, 1991) with Whoopi Goldberg, John Rhys-Davies, James Remar.
Loved the twists in this, as many episodes are predictable (still fun). Whoopi also appeared after the credits.
Loved the twists in this, as many episodes are predictable (still fun). Whoopi also appeared after the credits.
This scene does it for me every time:
August 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This scene does it for me every time:
Best way to watch Ginger Snaps.
August 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Best way to watch Ginger Snaps.
Also, this guy (Paul Walter Hauser) is in everything, and he’s great.
August 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Also, this guy (Paul Walter Hauser) is in everything, and he’s great.
Americana was awesome. Very funny. Loved all the characters.
August 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Americana was awesome. Very funny. Loved all the characters.
Watched Let the Right One In (2008) last night. The story was different than I anticipated, but I absolutely loved it.
August 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Watched Let the Right One In (2008) last night. The story was different than I anticipated, but I absolutely loved it.
By now, I’m used to B&N releasing books a few days early. But picked up The End of the World as We Know It on Saturday (10 days early). Very excited to tap into it!
#horrorbooks #horror
#horrorbooks #horror
August 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
By now, I’m used to B&N releasing books a few days early. But picked up The End of the World as We Know It on Saturday (10 days early). Very excited to tap into it!
#horrorbooks #horror
#horrorbooks #horror
Excited to see Weapons tonight!
August 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Excited to see Weapons tonight!
Just went through this week’s desk calendar pages. Wednesday’s gave me a chuckle.
#horrorsky #horror #stephenking
#horrorsky #horror #stephenking
August 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just went through this week’s desk calendar pages. Wednesday’s gave me a chuckle.
#horrorsky #horror #stephenking
#horrorsky #horror #stephenking
Watching all episodes of Tales from the Crypt with a friend, enjoyed “Smoke Wrings” (S7E09, 1996) with pre-James Bond Daniel Craig playing an ex-con-turned salesman.
The show hasn’t been released on blu ray, and a reboot series was canceled in 2017. Damn rights issues. #horror #horrorsky
The show hasn’t been released on blu ray, and a reboot series was canceled in 2017. Damn rights issues. #horror #horrorsky
August 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Watching all episodes of Tales from the Crypt with a friend, enjoyed “Smoke Wrings” (S7E09, 1996) with pre-James Bond Daniel Craig playing an ex-con-turned salesman.
The show hasn’t been released on blu ray, and a reboot series was canceled in 2017. Damn rights issues. #horror #horrorsky
The show hasn’t been released on blu ray, and a reboot series was canceled in 2017. Damn rights issues. #horror #horrorsky
Another Tales of the Crypt episode that I enjoyed the other day is “Yellow.” It didn’t quite seem like horror but still a satisfying watch. The casting is incredible with this show. “Yellow” features Kirk Douglas, Eric Douglas, and Dan Ackroyd, with Robert Zemeckis directing.
August 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Another Tales of the Crypt episode that I enjoyed the other day is “Yellow.” It didn’t quite seem like horror but still a satisfying watch. The casting is incredible with this show. “Yellow” features Kirk Douglas, Eric Douglas, and Dan Ackroyd, with Robert Zemeckis directing.
In this episode, Brad Dourif looks like he could be Stephen King’s cousin (maybe it’s the overalls):
August 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In this episode, Brad Dourif looks like he could be Stephen King’s cousin (maybe it’s the overalls):
Watched more Tales from the Crypt with a buddy of mine.
“People Who Live in Brass Hearses” (S5E05) is worth watching for the acting. Bill Paxton, Brad Dourif.
An odd yet intriguing premise (from IMDB): “A hot-tempered convict with a butter addiction tries to get revenge on an ice cream trucker.”
“People Who Live in Brass Hearses” (S5E05) is worth watching for the acting. Bill Paxton, Brad Dourif.
An odd yet intriguing premise (from IMDB): “A hot-tempered convict with a butter addiction tries to get revenge on an ice cream trucker.”
August 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Watched more Tales from the Crypt with a buddy of mine.
“People Who Live in Brass Hearses” (S5E05) is worth watching for the acting. Bill Paxton, Brad Dourif.
An odd yet intriguing premise (from IMDB): “A hot-tempered convict with a butter addiction tries to get revenge on an ice cream trucker.”
“People Who Live in Brass Hearses” (S5E05) is worth watching for the acting. Bill Paxton, Brad Dourif.
An odd yet intriguing premise (from IMDB): “A hot-tempered convict with a butter addiction tries to get revenge on an ice cream trucker.”
Recently started watching Tales from the Crypt with a buddy of mine. Random order. Mentioning my favs as I go along.
“None But the Lonely Heart” (S4E1) directed by Tom Hanks. Many of these episodes center around skeezy characters, and this one is near the top.
#horror #90sTV #TomHanks
“None But the Lonely Heart” (S4E1) directed by Tom Hanks. Many of these episodes center around skeezy characters, and this one is near the top.
#horror #90sTV #TomHanks
July 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Recently started watching Tales from the Crypt with a buddy of mine. Random order. I’ve seen 8 out of 93 episodes as of today.
“What’s Cookin’?” may be my favorite episode so far. Christopher Reeve, Judd Nelson, Meat Loaf.
#horror #horrorsky #90stv
“What’s Cookin’?” may be my favorite episode so far. Christopher Reeve, Judd Nelson, Meat Loaf.
#horror #horrorsky #90stv
July 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Recently started watching Tales from the Crypt with a buddy of mine. Random order. I’ve seen 8 out of 93 episodes as of today.
“What’s Cookin’?” may be my favorite episode so far. Christopher Reeve, Judd Nelson, Meat Loaf.
#horror #horrorsky #90stv
“What’s Cookin’?” may be my favorite episode so far. Christopher Reeve, Judd Nelson, Meat Loaf.
#horror #horrorsky #90stv
Recently started watching Tales from the Crypt with a buddy of mine. No particular order.
“Cutting Cards” episode was strangely funny. The pacing felt abrupt until it became apparent this was intentional. Loved Lance Henriksen and Kevin Tighe.
#horror #horrorfans #horrorsky #horrormovies
“Cutting Cards” episode was strangely funny. The pacing felt abrupt until it became apparent this was intentional. Loved Lance Henriksen and Kevin Tighe.
#horror #horrorfans #horrorsky #horrormovies
July 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Recently started watching Tales from the Crypt with a buddy of mine. No particular order.
“Cutting Cards” episode was strangely funny. The pacing felt abrupt until it became apparent this was intentional. Loved Lance Henriksen and Kevin Tighe.
#horror #horrorfans #horrorsky #horrormovies
“Cutting Cards” episode was strangely funny. The pacing felt abrupt until it became apparent this was intentional. Loved Lance Henriksen and Kevin Tighe.
#horror #horrorfans #horrorsky #horrormovies
So cool to see this released a bit early @sgj.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So cool to see this released a bit early @sgj.bsky.social
“Remember when I said this car was snow proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% snow proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat!”
*Cranks up the heat*
*Snow falls on Pam in the passenger seat*
#snow #neworleans #deathproof
*Cranks up the heat*
*Snow falls on Pam in the passenger seat*
#snow #neworleans #deathproof
January 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Remember when I said this car was snow proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% snow proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat!”
*Cranks up the heat*
*Snow falls on Pam in the passenger seat*
#snow #neworleans #deathproof
*Cranks up the heat*
*Snow falls on Pam in the passenger seat*
#snow #neworleans #deathproof
End of a great game 🥹. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
End of a great game 🥹. Happy New Year!