Coffee Hoss ☕
@branston.horse
Coffee-fuelled Clydesdale. 20% more horsey than the next leading horse.
Coffee roaster | Fursuiter | youth volunteer | D&D geek & DM | BPA-free
Coffee roaster | Fursuiter | youth volunteer | D&D geek & DM | BPA-free
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Coffee Hoss ☕
@branston.horse
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2026 plan....
Build a cocoon. But with a hatch to be able to fetch snacks from the cupboard.
2027... assume my final form (?)
Build a cocoon. But with a hatch to be able to fetch snacks from the cupboard.
2027... assume my final form (?)
Ok Global Politics has been resolved...
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Ok Global Politics has been resolved...
Rare politics skeet. Sorry.
It boggles my mind that any moderate American, regardless of how they vote, can see any sense in US foreign policy over the past year and especially this past month.
The next president is going to have a hell of a job repairing international relations vis-a-vis the USA.
It boggles my mind that any moderate American, regardless of how they vote, can see any sense in US foreign policy over the past year and especially this past month.
The next president is going to have a hell of a job repairing international relations vis-a-vis the USA.
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Rare politics skeet. Sorry.
It boggles my mind that any moderate American, regardless of how they vote, can see any sense in US foreign policy over the past year and especially this past month.
The next president is going to have a hell of a job repairing international relations vis-a-vis the USA.
It boggles my mind that any moderate American, regardless of how they vote, can see any sense in US foreign policy over the past year and especially this past month.
The next president is going to have a hell of a job repairing international relations vis-a-vis the USA.
A short story as old as time itself.
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A short story as old as time itself.
...story checks out...
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 AM
...story checks out...
D&D Beyond I am begging you to optimize your databases and implement a better search index. God it takes forever to return a simple keyword search sometimes.
January 17, 2026 at 10:39 AM
D&D Beyond I am begging you to optimize your databases and implement a better search index. God it takes forever to return a simple keyword search sometimes.
BBC local radio causing ABSOLUTE SCENES.
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
BBC local radio causing ABSOLUTE SCENES.
Reviewing my current working notebook and this comment from my supervisor cracks me up for some reason
She must have come across a common misinterpretation of a specific fact a million times in her career that its a personal bug-bear xD
Bit like saying "Africa is a country" to a Geography teacher.
She must have come across a common misinterpretation of a specific fact a million times in her career that its a personal bug-bear xD
Bit like saying "Africa is a country" to a Geography teacher.
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Reviewing my current working notebook and this comment from my supervisor cracks me up for some reason
She must have come across a common misinterpretation of a specific fact a million times in her career that its a personal bug-bear xD
Bit like saying "Africa is a country" to a Geography teacher.
She must have come across a common misinterpretation of a specific fact a million times in her career that its a personal bug-bear xD
Bit like saying "Africa is a country" to a Geography teacher.
Went into uni for the first time in a while to meet my supervisors and a couple of Phd students.
A not insignificant chunk of academics and students at Surrey are Iranian or of some descent. The morale and mood is sober and sombre to say the least. A lot of people worried about family back home.
A not insignificant chunk of academics and students at Surrey are Iranian or of some descent. The morale and mood is sober and sombre to say the least. A lot of people worried about family back home.
January 16, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Went into uni for the first time in a while to meet my supervisors and a couple of Phd students.
A not insignificant chunk of academics and students at Surrey are Iranian or of some descent. The morale and mood is sober and sombre to say the least. A lot of people worried about family back home.
A not insignificant chunk of academics and students at Surrey are Iranian or of some descent. The morale and mood is sober and sombre to say the least. A lot of people worried about family back home.
The coffee is doing gods work this morning. Damn its one of life's simple pleasures that when its brewed just right gives you 5 minutes of peace. 🙏
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 AM
The coffee is doing gods work this morning. Damn its one of life's simple pleasures that when its brewed just right gives you 5 minutes of peace. 🙏
JFC this weather.
a cartoon of a man in a yellow raincoat holding a microphone with the words it 's raining sideways
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a yellow raincoat holding a microphone with the words it 's raining sideways
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 AM
JFC this weather.
Reposted by Coffee Hoss ☕
Artificial Unintelligence: the government is in full retreat over copyright, and the attempts to make it look dignified only make it funnier. My SKETCH.
thecritic.co.uk/arti...
thecritic.co.uk/arti...
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Artificial Unintelligence: the government is in full retreat over copyright, and the attempts to make it look dignified only make it funnier. My SKETCH.
thecritic.co.uk/arti...
thecritic.co.uk/arti...
Car is in the garage and costs are spiralling. Ugh. Happy January.
a black and white photo of a little girl looking out a window
ALT: a black and white photo of a little girl looking out a window
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Car is in the garage and costs are spiralling. Ugh. Happy January.
*goes to add a random track on Tidal to a funky playlist I have*
"Already on playlist"
I really know what I like.
"Already on playlist"
I really know what I like.
a man standing in front of a jukebox with a w on it
ALT: a man standing in front of a jukebox with a w on it
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
*goes to add a random track on Tidal to a funky playlist I have*
"Already on playlist"
I really know what I like.
"Already on playlist"
I really know what I like.
Not even as a treat?
a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf full of tiaras .
ALT: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf full of tiaras .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Not even as a treat?
Ok tuesday has started HORRIBLY as I accidentally made myself decaf as the first cup of the day.
a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with the words `` oh the horror '' written above her .
ALT: a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with the words `` oh the horror '' written above her .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Ok tuesday has started HORRIBLY as I accidentally made myself decaf as the first cup of the day.
Opening my laptop with "classic January face" on and can't help but laugh.
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Opening my laptop with "classic January face" on and can't help but laugh.
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January 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
*big sigh*
Last night's D&D was a shitshow and I need to not let that colour my wider view of this campaign.
Crappy start to the week, ugh.
Last night's D&D was a shitshow and I need to not let that colour my wider view of this campaign.
Crappy start to the week, ugh.
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 AM
*big sigh*
Last night's D&D was a shitshow and I need to not let that colour my wider view of this campaign.
Crappy start to the week, ugh.
Last night's D&D was a shitshow and I need to not let that colour my wider view of this campaign.
Crappy start to the week, ugh.
yeeee fair advice. already popping the multivits.
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
yeeee fair advice. already popping the multivits.
Really feel like SAD has hit me more this winter than most years. I used to get it fair bit when I worked in London (dark commutes) but it eased when I stopped.
This year? idk, weird headspace. Can't wait until start of Feb when it will just still be light when I wrap up work for the day.
This year? idk, weird headspace. Can't wait until start of Feb when it will just still be light when I wrap up work for the day.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Really feel like SAD has hit me more this winter than most years. I used to get it fair bit when I worked in London (dark commutes) but it eased when I stopped.
This year? idk, weird headspace. Can't wait until start of Feb when it will just still be light when I wrap up work for the day.
This year? idk, weird headspace. Can't wait until start of Feb when it will just still be light when I wrap up work for the day.
This one has weird energy...
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This one has weird energy...
Trying to find the actual ingredients lists in online recipes.
a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt says " i could just sit there "
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt says " i could just sit there "
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Trying to find the actual ingredients lists in online recipes.