Coffee Hoss ☕
@branston.horse
Coffee-fuelled Clydesdale. 20% more horsey than the next leading horse.
Coffee roaster | Fursuiter | youth volunteer | D&D geek & DM | BPA-free
Coffee roaster | Fursuiter | youth volunteer | D&D geek & DM | BPA-free
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Coffee Hoss ☕
@branston.horse
· Aug 22
Coffee... The drink, song and therapist of my people.
Jamiroquai. Where no song lasts less than 10 minutes 🕺🪩🕺
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jamiroquai. Where no song lasts less than 10 minutes 🕺🪩🕺
Sliding my way into london like...
a man is dancing in a room with the website clideo.com visible
ALT: a man is dancing in a room with the website clideo.com visible
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December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sliding my way into london like...
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How to get more EXP
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
How to get more EXP
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Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
Busy weeeeeeek. I'm going to be cream-crackered.
Mon: UK Biobank Conference (MSc shizz)
Tues: Jamiroquai gig
Wed: Office Xmas do
Thurs: Youth volunteering
Fri: ??????
Sat: More youth volunteering & RSPCA xmas drinks
Sun: D&D
Mon: UK Biobank Conference (MSc shizz)
Tues: Jamiroquai gig
Wed: Office Xmas do
Thurs: Youth volunteering
Fri: ??????
Sat: More youth volunteering & RSPCA xmas drinks
Sun: D&D
a man is pointing at a bulletin board that says `` me explaining my schedule to others ''
ALT: a man is pointing at a bulletin board that says `` me explaining my schedule to others ''
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December 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Busy weeeeeeek. I'm going to be cream-crackered.
Mon: UK Biobank Conference (MSc shizz)
Tues: Jamiroquai gig
Wed: Office Xmas do
Thurs: Youth volunteering
Fri: ??????
Sat: More youth volunteering & RSPCA xmas drinks
Sun: D&D
Mon: UK Biobank Conference (MSc shizz)
Tues: Jamiroquai gig
Wed: Office Xmas do
Thurs: Youth volunteering
Fri: ??????
Sat: More youth volunteering & RSPCA xmas drinks
Sun: D&D
Big day for Team Woking. So pleased to see Lando get a title. Years ago he resigned with McLaren when the team looked like crap and he could have gone elsewhere, so nice to see his faith repaid.
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Big day for Team Woking. So pleased to see Lando get a title. Years ago he resigned with McLaren when the team looked like crap and he could have gone elsewhere, so nice to see his faith repaid.
Strahd D&D DM me the past month:
"Ravenloft is huge, 8+ NPCs, complex narrative and flashback to deal with. Big DMing challenge. i've got this!"
Me prepping for post-Ravenloft with a glass of wine:
"Fuck knows? Ok every NPC is going to be bratty and I think a Zombie Tarrasque fight will go hard."
"Ravenloft is huge, 8+ NPCs, complex narrative and flashback to deal with. Big DMing challenge. i've got this!"
Me prepping for post-Ravenloft with a glass of wine:
"Fuck knows? Ok every NPC is going to be bratty and I think a Zombie Tarrasque fight will go hard."
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Strahd D&D DM me the past month:
"Ravenloft is huge, 8+ NPCs, complex narrative and flashback to deal with. Big DMing challenge. i've got this!"
Me prepping for post-Ravenloft with a glass of wine:
"Fuck knows? Ok every NPC is going to be bratty and I think a Zombie Tarrasque fight will go hard."
"Ravenloft is huge, 8+ NPCs, complex narrative and flashback to deal with. Big DMing challenge. i've got this!"
Me prepping for post-Ravenloft with a glass of wine:
"Fuck knows? Ok every NPC is going to be bratty and I think a Zombie Tarrasque fight will go hard."
I'm watching Star Trek Beyond, and i'm halfway through thinking "wait, have I seen this before?"... Which means its as forgettable the second time through as the first.
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm watching Star Trek Beyond, and i'm halfway through thinking "wait, have I seen this before?"... Which means its as forgettable the second time through as the first.
Hades II really speaks to my own inner voice.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hades II really speaks to my own inner voice.
As the journo was writing this they must have been fist-pumping at their sheer luck.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
As the journo was writing this they must have been fist-pumping at their sheer luck.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I need a proper holiday next year. Thinking REAL hard about France and the Alps. 🚵♂️🚠⛅
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I need a proper holiday next year. Thinking REAL hard about France and the Alps. 🚵♂️🚠⛅
My brother's Amazon Gift List is truly inspirational.
Although honestly i'm worse, I have nothing I want for Xmas. My parents are no better either.
Although honestly i'm worse, I have nothing I want for Xmas. My parents are no better either.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
My brother's Amazon Gift List is truly inspirational.
Although honestly i'm worse, I have nothing I want for Xmas. My parents are no better either.
Although honestly i'm worse, I have nothing I want for Xmas. My parents are no better either.
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He ain't wrong
Oh a new comment on my recent Turbo Duo job, wonder what they had to say
*clicks translate button*
*clicks translate button*
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He ain't wrong
Old-people-things are kinda hard to reconcile. Just got off a call with my mum to try and fix her PC. She is late-70s and no symptoms of dementia etc. But she cannot stop just saying what is on her mind, and interrupting. Gotta keep an eye on this, but for now its just a real old-person-mentality. 👩🦳
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Old-people-things are kinda hard to reconcile. Just got off a call with my mum to try and fix her PC. She is late-70s and no symptoms of dementia etc. But she cannot stop just saying what is on her mind, and interrupting. Gotta keep an eye on this, but for now its just a real old-person-mentality. 👩🦳
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now the weather is cooler in taipei, a couple of gay bars have hired furries to flounce about to entice customers
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
now the weather is cooler in taipei, a couple of gay bars have hired furries to flounce about to entice customers
Eurogamer really understand their reader base and the bullshit they will pull.
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Eurogamer really understand their reader base and the bullshit they will pull.
My local cinema has banned people taking their own snacks in to the screenings. But its ok I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My local cinema has banned people taking their own snacks in to the screenings. But its ok I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
Not been able to go running in nearly a week now because of smacking my toe on a bedroom door and its really getting frustrating now. 😮💨
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Not been able to go running in nearly a week now because of smacking my toe on a bedroom door and its really getting frustrating now. 😮💨
Steamed Hams but every word is replaced with its first occurrence
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December 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Quotes are OPEN! These are for suits to be completed Feb- Apr 2026, in time for Confuzzled! I'm opening for regular commissions and also bodysuit-only orders for the first time, so please make sure you fill out the appropriate form. Base prices can be found at - madebymercury.co.uk/prices/
Forms ⬇️
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December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Quotes are OPEN! These are for suits to be completed Feb- Apr 2026, in time for Confuzzled! I'm opening for regular commissions and also bodysuit-only orders for the first time, so please make sure you fill out the appropriate form. Base prices can be found at - madebymercury.co.uk/prices/
Forms ⬇️
Forms ⬇️
There is something about wrapping your hands around a warm mug of coffee that just sets the endorphins off. ☕
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There is something about wrapping your hands around a warm mug of coffee that just sets the endorphins off. ☕
Another D&D session in the books.
a cartoon character from the simpsons says and that 's the end of that chapter .
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons says and that 's the end of that chapter .
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November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Another D&D session in the books.
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We have Balatro at home.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We have Balatro at home.
What a time to be alive!
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What a time to be alive!
Pet Shop Boys (x 3)
Motorhead (x 5)
David Gilmour / Roger Waters (Pink Floyd)
Jamiroquai (x 3)
Final Fantasy VII Orchestra
And over a hundred others xD
Motorhead (x 5)
David Gilmour / Roger Waters (Pink Floyd)
Jamiroquai (x 3)
Final Fantasy VII Orchestra
And over a hundred others xD
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Depeche Mode - Violator tour
Michael Jackson - Black and white tour
Genesis (Phill Collins)
INXS
Trout Fishing in America
Depeche Mode - Violator tour
Michael Jackson - Black and white tour
Genesis (Phill Collins)
INXS
Trout Fishing in America
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Michael Jackson Victory Tour
Jethro Tull
Billy Goat
Jonathan Coulton
Heather Alexander
Michael Jackson Victory Tour
Jethro Tull
Billy Goat
Jonathan Coulton
Heather Alexander
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Pet Shop Boys (x 3)
Motorhead (x 5)
David Gilmour / Roger Waters (Pink Floyd)
Jamiroquai (x 3)
Final Fantasy VII Orchestra
And over a hundred others xD
Motorhead (x 5)
David Gilmour / Roger Waters (Pink Floyd)
Jamiroquai (x 3)
Final Fantasy VII Orchestra
And over a hundred others xD