Bran
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Bran
@brandonmyers.net
· Dec 11
I wonder what people will say when they figure out I made a truly private internet. It's the great reset, and it works. Now I just have to get company's to admit and accept that AES-256 is going to crack and acknowledge a 25 year old system needs a new layer, a new way, or it's screwed.
#crypto
#crypto
I just had this vision of bill belichick puking his brains out
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I just had this vision of bill belichick puking his brains out
I haven't watched an NFL game in nearly a decade but am in the states for a few more days and thought I'd tune in. My views: it's astounding to see two cold weather teams struggle this badly with field goals. You'd think it'd be a lot more common for teams from these areas. Broncos vs Patriots
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I haven't watched an NFL game in nearly a decade but am in the states for a few more days and thought I'd tune in. My views: it's astounding to see two cold weather teams struggle this badly with field goals. You'd think it'd be a lot more common for teams from these areas. Broncos vs Patriots
The sad thing is, I'd really like to speak out about this Trump Greenland thing and what we're building to create a fair internet
, but because I have to get back to my family in Poland after this trip for emergency dental work, I can't. That's the state of the world. We're past free speech.
, but because I have to get back to my family in Poland after this trip for emergency dental work, I can't. That's the state of the world. We're past free speech.
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The sad thing is, I'd really like to speak out about this Trump Greenland thing and what we're building to create a fair internet
, but because I have to get back to my family in Poland after this trip for emergency dental work, I can't. That's the state of the world. We're past free speech.
, but because I have to get back to my family in Poland after this trip for emergency dental work, I can't. That's the state of the world. We're past free speech.
I wonder what people will say when they figure out I made a truly private internet. It's the great reset, and it works. Now I just have to get company's to admit and accept that AES-256 is going to crack and acknowledge a 25 year old system needs a new layer, a new way, or it's screwed.
#crypto
#crypto
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I wonder what people will say when they figure out I made a truly private internet. It's the great reset, and it works. Now I just have to get company's to admit and accept that AES-256 is going to crack and acknowledge a 25 year old system needs a new layer, a new way, or it's screwed.
#crypto
#crypto
My Cartoon President is so ridiculous it actually looks like the Trump presidency.
What have we done to ourselves?
What have we done to ourselves?
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My Cartoon President is so ridiculous it actually looks like the Trump presidency.
What have we done to ourselves?
What have we done to ourselves?
It's fucking insane that the US is in a situation where people are literally blowing whistles when ICE rolls out to harass people. Seriously Gestapo shit.
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It's fucking insane that the US is in a situation where people are literally blowing whistles when ICE rolls out to harass people. Seriously Gestapo shit.
David Frost would have crushed Trump in an interview. It's a shame he's not around anymore and the news media has basically become the equivalent of Entertainment Television (ETV) for Political Shithousery and clicks.
#trump #news #cnn #foxnews #epstein #bubba #clinton #democrats #rebublicans
#trump #news #cnn #foxnews #epstein #bubba #clinton #democrats #rebublicans
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
David Frost would have crushed Trump in an interview. It's a shame he's not around anymore and the news media has basically become the equivalent of Entertainment Television (ETV) for Political Shithousery and clicks.
#trump #news #cnn #foxnews #epstein #bubba #clinton #democrats #rebublicans
#trump #news #cnn #foxnews #epstein #bubba #clinton #democrats #rebublicans
Calling time on the Stock Market. Took me a while to compile the datasets, but it's right here for you. The only thing that will stop this is #trump and nuking Quarterly Earnings Reports to hide a fraudulent market. This is your early warning signs. ☢️📉☢️
#stocks #spx
treechain.ai/white-papers...
#stocks #spx
treechain.ai/white-papers...
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November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Calling time on the Stock Market. Took me a while to compile the datasets, but it's right here for you. The only thing that will stop this is #trump and nuking Quarterly Earnings Reports to hide a fraudulent market. This is your early warning signs. ☢️📉☢️
#stocks #spx
treechain.ai/white-papers...
#stocks #spx
treechain.ai/white-papers...
After being here for the first time in 4 years as a 9th generation Californian, I can say with absolute positivity that I have a better quality of life in Poland than I would in the United States and feel safer raising my son there.
I think that puts a lot about Trump into perspective.
#trump
I think that puts a lot about Trump into perspective.
#trump
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
After being here for the first time in 4 years as a 9th generation Californian, I can say with absolute positivity that I have a better quality of life in Poland than I would in the United States and feel safer raising my son there.
I think that puts a lot about Trump into perspective.
#trump
I think that puts a lot about Trump into perspective.
#trump
Ronald Reagan hasn't made this much noise since he called a bottle of ketchup a vegetable.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Ronald Reagan hasn't made this much noise since he called a bottle of ketchup a vegetable.
If this is really what's up people should get ready to short, because timber.
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October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If this is really what's up people should get ready to short, because timber.
That's too big a miss on EPS to be Brazilian taxes from $NFLX. I suspect something is very much up and we may be looking at a Christmas market crash based on AI and the loss of rankings and influence maintained and forecasted over years and years with google search. Timber.
#stocks #netflix #eps
#stocks #netflix #eps
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Welcome to the golden age, where america is poorer than it's ever been for 99%, a ceasefire was basically a charade pandering for a peace prize, and the president of the united states, Donald trump, thinks it's politically acceptable to make poop jokes. We are dumber than ever and doomed. #trump
October 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Welcome to the golden age, where america is poorer than it's ever been for 99%, a ceasefire was basically a charade pandering for a peace prize, and the president of the united states, Donald trump, thinks it's politically acceptable to make poop jokes. We are dumber than ever and doomed. #trump
I never thought I'd see the day Trump would take a shit on the American people from an F-15. Incredible! Wow!
#trump #project2025 #nokings
#trump #project2025 #nokings
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October 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I never thought I'd see the day Trump would take a shit on the American people from an F-15. Incredible! Wow!
#trump #project2025 #nokings
#trump #project2025 #nokings
In a pub in the US as I'm getting my teeth fixed after my polish mugging (no shit man broke three of my teeth) and I decided to infiltrate a Man United pub so I could hear the screams today in a korona Kielce hat. No one needs to know about the liverbird on my back...
#manu #lfc #darby #pub #spy
#manu #lfc #darby #pub #spy
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
TreeChain.ai is going to be really really cool. It's live already. If you like #ai or #encryption, it's worth checking out. It evolves into emotional encryption which I believe will blow people's lives (already made) but first I have to disrupt AES256 with the glyph router for people to listen.
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October 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
TreeChain.ai is going to be really really cool. It's live already. If you like #ai or #encryption, it's worth checking out. It evolves into emotional encryption which I believe will blow people's lives (already made) but first I have to disrupt AES256 with the glyph router for people to listen.
I'm unironically asking because I've been abroad for years. Why does everyone hate Jared Leto so much? Reply below I want to know. 👇
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'm unironically asking because I've been abroad for years. Why does everyone hate Jared Leto so much? Reply below I want to know. 👇
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this entire clip is fuckin comedy gold
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
this entire clip is fuckin comedy gold
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Our most tracked flight for much of the afternoon — a presumably Turkish UAV over the eastern Mediterranean drawing what seems to be the Turkish flag. 🇹🇷 www.flightradar24.com/GOLGE63/3c94...
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Our most tracked flight for much of the afternoon — a presumably Turkish UAV over the eastern Mediterranean drawing what seems to be the Turkish flag. 🇹🇷 www.flightradar24.com/GOLGE63/3c94...
AI is a total bubble. If you want to know why Trump doesn't want earnings calls all you have to do is look at search metrics through a tool like @ahrefs.bsky.social. Amazon is down 22M keywords, Target is down 7M keywords to 4M. It's all going to Gemini. We're going to start missing eps everywhere
October 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
AI is a total bubble. If you want to know why Trump doesn't want earnings calls all you have to do is look at search metrics through a tool like @ahrefs.bsky.social. Amazon is down 22M keywords, Target is down 7M keywords to 4M. It's all going to Gemini. We're going to start missing eps everywhere