Brendan Parry Kaufmann
@bpkaufmann.bsky.social
Audible Shape.
Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System.
Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
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Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System.
Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
🇦🇺🇺🇦🇬🇪🇨🇦🇬🇱🏳️🌈🖤💛❤️
Remember Iron Chef? Remember Iron Chef Japanese, Roksaburo Michiba?
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Remember Iron Chef? Remember Iron Chef Japanese, Roksaburo Michiba?
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Will Shakesberd knows.
He always knows.
He always knows.
pig-like he whines
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Will Shakesberd knows.
He always knows.
He always knows.
Dateline: Japan
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Dateline: Japan
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
Name one, you fat fuck.
Trump: "Windmills are a disaster. I am the biggest negative person on windmills. They ruin your locations ... we have countries that are going bankrupt because they're putting windmills all over the place."
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Name one, you fat fuck.
Hello, Japan - you're looking well!
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hello, Japan - you're looking well!
OPERATION SURPRISE SAUSAGE PIZZA DELIVERY FROM THE GUY WHO'S COME TO CLEAN THE POOL BUT WHO'S THIS ITS THE NEIGHBOR LADY PAYING A VISIT FOUR - THE ASS-WRECKING
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
OPERATION SURPRISE SAUSAGE PIZZA DELIVERY FROM THE GUY WHO'S COME TO CLEAN THE POOL BUT WHO'S THIS ITS THE NEIGHBOR LADY PAYING A VISIT FOUR - THE ASS-WRECKING
Mood.
"OH MY GOD!! SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FELT FACE DIPSHITS! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR LOVER'S QUARREL!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Mood.
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Fellow writers constantly closing pop-up windows while we work, Emma Thompson feels our pain! ♥️
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fellow writers constantly closing pop-up windows while we work, Emma Thompson feels our pain! ♥️
Vale, Tatsuya Nakadai.
An actor who elevated everything he was in.
An actor who elevated everything he was in.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Vale, Tatsuya Nakadai.
An actor who elevated everything he was in.
An actor who elevated everything he was in.
WAKE UP BABE, THE BOOJUMS NEW BALLTEARER JUST DROPPED
Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.
Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.
Meet Me In The Middle - The Boojums
YouTube video by The Boojums
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
WAKE UP BABE, THE BOOJUMS NEW BALLTEARER JUST DROPPED
Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.
Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.
I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE WHERE ARE THE HIGH CALORIE EARTH HU-MANS FOR ME TO INGEST
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE WHERE ARE THE HIGH CALORIE EARTH HU-MANS FOR ME TO INGEST
So...
Is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
Is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So...
Is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
Is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
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Tapping the sign AGAIN
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Tapping the sign AGAIN
Kinda preferred my explanation, but the real story is pretty awesome anyway:
"...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."
"...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Kinda preferred my explanation, but the real story is pretty awesome anyway:
"...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."
"...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."
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Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
I am *pleading* with Americans to try to understand what understated sarcasm from an Australian academic might sound like.
Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly.
He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.
Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly.
He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.
WOLFERS: “.. I can’t tell you why the president lies, but I can tell you that everything he has said about prices being lower is a lie. .. I’m starting to think that he doesn’t actually care about the cost of living.”
@justinwolfers.bsky.social @svdate.bsky.social
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
@justinwolfers.bsky.social @svdate.bsky.social
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am *pleading* with Americans to try to understand what understated sarcasm from an Australian academic might sound like.
Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly.
He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.
Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly.
He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.
WAKE UP BABE, NEW RIOTGRLERIN ART SHENANIGANS JUST DROPPED
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
WAKE UP BABE, NEW RIOTGRLERIN ART SHENANIGANS JUST DROPPED
Looks like it was a good night for democracy, in the distant Americas. Excellent.
Great result in a number of states, so you should celebrate it - and then get back to work, folks.
Will raise a glass tonight, while happily imagining the screaming shitfit currently being thrown in the Whitehouse.
Great result in a number of states, so you should celebrate it - and then get back to work, folks.
Will raise a glass tonight, while happily imagining the screaming shitfit currently being thrown in the Whitehouse.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Looks like it was a good night for democracy, in the distant Americas. Excellent.
Great result in a number of states, so you should celebrate it - and then get back to work, folks.
Will raise a glass tonight, while happily imagining the screaming shitfit currently being thrown in the Whitehouse.
Great result in a number of states, so you should celebrate it - and then get back to work, folks.
Will raise a glass tonight, while happily imagining the screaming shitfit currently being thrown in the Whitehouse.
OK, fuck getting an Oscar or a Golden Globe - I now know what I must strive for.
THAT TROPHY THOUGH, BOYS AND GIRLS
THAT TROPHY THOUGH, BOYS AND GIRLS
In important news from history today, it is (although I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you) the joyful 10th birthday of this unimprovable tweet
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
OK, fuck getting an Oscar or a Golden Globe - I now know what I must strive for.
THAT TROPHY THOUGH, BOYS AND GIRLS
THAT TROPHY THOUGH, BOYS AND GIRLS
Heh.
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Heh.
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
Right - Halloween in Ireland, it is.
Sold.
Sold.
Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Right - Halloween in Ireland, it is.
Sold.
Sold.
Damn right, Maestro.
Fuck AI - and anyone who uses it - with a boat-hook dipped in dogshit, broken glass and burning napalm.
Fuck AI - and anyone who uses it - with a boat-hook dipped in dogshit, broken glass and burning napalm.
“FUCK AI” is turning into a movement.
After his Frankenstein Q&A at the Chinese Theater, Guillermo del Toro asked the audience to scream “FUCK AI.”
After his Frankenstein Q&A at the Chinese Theater, Guillermo del Toro asked the audience to scream “FUCK AI.”
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Damn right, Maestro.
Fuck AI - and anyone who uses it - with a boat-hook dipped in dogshit, broken glass and burning napalm.
Fuck AI - and anyone who uses it - with a boat-hook dipped in dogshit, broken glass and burning napalm.
Proof of concept trailer for my feature film edited together - at last. Much swearing, as Final Cut Pro is a mystery wrapped in an enigma to me - and the sound needed a *lot* of massaging.
And now...wine. Something Georgian, I suspect.
Thank you @horrornonna.com , for pushing me to get it done.
And now...wine. Something Georgian, I suspect.
Thank you @horrornonna.com , for pushing me to get it done.
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Proof of concept trailer for my feature film edited together - at last. Much swearing, as Final Cut Pro is a mystery wrapped in an enigma to me - and the sound needed a *lot* of massaging.
And now...wine. Something Georgian, I suspect.
Thank you @horrornonna.com , for pushing me to get it done.
And now...wine. Something Georgian, I suspect.
Thank you @horrornonna.com , for pushing me to get it done.