Brendan Parry Kaufmann
@bpkaufmann.bsky.social
Audible Shape.
Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System.
Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
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Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System.
Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
🇦🇺🇺🇦🇬🇪🇨🇦🇬🇱🏳️🌈🖤💛❤️
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
On a brighter note - sampling Melbourne's new Metro tunnel this morning.
I do love me some brand new rail infrastructure, I do.
I do love me some brand new rail infrastructure, I do.
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
On a brighter note - sampling Melbourne's new Metro tunnel this morning.
I do love me some brand new rail infrastructure, I do.
I do love me some brand new rail infrastructure, I do.
Compelling article from John Birmingham on Australia and the world’s reluctance to acknowledge and effectively deal with the Elephant in the West Wing. It’s really unfortunate that Albo is ensconced in the Lodge right now. #auspol
open.substack.com/pub/aliensid...
open.substack.com/pub/aliensid...
This is what fascism looks like.
It’s been a while since I read any Stalin biographies.
open.substack.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
One day soon, I pray we hear these precious words: "Due to the actions of the President of the United States we can no longer regard America as an ally. We'll be withdrawing from AUKUS and putting all US bases in Australia on notice, including Pine Gap ..." Then we'll know we have a leader. #Auspol
January 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Seen near the U.S. Embassy in London, UK 🇬🇧 (Nonce is UK slang for pedo.)
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Seen near the U.S. Embassy in London, UK 🇬🇧 (Nonce is UK slang for pedo.)
For my American family, on what's been an awful week - from Iran, this.
This is the energy and inspiration you need.
Stay safe, lady - whoever you are. You're going to win.
This is the energy and inspiration you need.
Stay safe, lady - whoever you are. You're going to win.
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
For my American family, on what's been an awful week - from Iran, this.
This is the energy and inspiration you need.
Stay safe, lady - whoever you are. You're going to win.
This is the energy and inspiration you need.
Stay safe, lady - whoever you are. You're going to win.
Sometimes, an angry English comedian can summarise it best.
The line between satire and righteous rage has completely vanished.
The line between satire and righteous rage has completely vanished.
Trump vs The World
YouTube video by Jonathan Pie
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Sometimes, an angry English comedian can summarise it best.
The line between satire and righteous rage has completely vanished.
The line between satire and righteous rage has completely vanished.
I sincerely hope that the Danish Security Intelligence Service visits this snivelling little prick - and his foul wife - in the middle of the night.
No one will mourn.
No one will mourn.
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I sincerely hope that the Danish Security Intelligence Service visits this snivelling little prick - and his foul wife - in the middle of the night.
No one will mourn.
No one will mourn.
Good morning, World.
So...
...is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
So...
...is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Good morning, World.
So...
...is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
So...
...is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
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A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
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Good morning Bluesky, and remember, every day is filled with the promise and possibility that it will be his last day on Earth.
January 4, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Good morning Bluesky, and remember, every day is filled with the promise and possibility that it will be his last day on Earth.
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It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
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Trump’s invasion of Venezuela should be a wake-up call for Australia.
We can’t keep pretending the US is a rules-based, shared-values ally.
It’s time to rethink who we trust before we go down with the Titanic.
Read, comment, share.👇🏽
www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/tied-to...
We can’t keep pretending the US is a rules-based, shared-values ally.
It’s time to rethink who we trust before we go down with the Titanic.
Read, comment, share.👇🏽
www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/tied-to...
Tied to the Titanic: Australia’s US Delusion Is Sinking Fast
The world just watched the most powerful nation on Earth launch a full-scale military attack - without UN Security Council approval, without any domestic legal justification, and with no plausible sel...
www.lyrebirddreaming.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Trump’s invasion of Venezuela should be a wake-up call for Australia.
We can’t keep pretending the US is a rules-based, shared-values ally.
It’s time to rethink who we trust before we go down with the Titanic.
Read, comment, share.👇🏽
www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/tied-to...
We can’t keep pretending the US is a rules-based, shared-values ally.
It’s time to rethink who we trust before we go down with the Titanic.
Read, comment, share.👇🏽
www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/tied-to...
Jesus fucking Christ, America.
Someone just shoot him, for fuck's sake.
Someone just shoot him, for fuck's sake.
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, America.
Someone just shoot him, for fuck's sake.
Someone just shoot him, for fuck's sake.
When you say "something"...
Well...I can think of *one* thing.
Well...I can think of *one* thing.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
When you say "something"...
Well...I can think of *one* thing.
Well...I can think of *one* thing.
Because I am a River to My People, I shall share with you the most relentless, lethal roasting of an idiot I've ever seen In. My. Fucking. LIFE.
This whole thread, good God.
Mr Kruse couldn't have done a better job, if he'd stuck a flamethrower in Rob Schneider's mouth, and pulled the trigger.
This whole thread, good God.
Mr Kruse couldn't have done a better job, if he'd stuck a flamethrower in Rob Schneider's mouth, and pulled the trigger.
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Because I am a River to My People, I shall share with you the most relentless, lethal roasting of an idiot I've ever seen In. My. Fucking. LIFE.
This whole thread, good God.
Mr Kruse couldn't have done a better job, if he'd stuck a flamethrower in Rob Schneider's mouth, and pulled the trigger.
This whole thread, good God.
Mr Kruse couldn't have done a better job, if he'd stuck a flamethrower in Rob Schneider's mouth, and pulled the trigger.
OK, 2026 - you're up. Please don't fuck this up. Please.
2025?
Hit the showers. Go on - fuck off. Dreadful performance. Awful.
2025?
Hit the showers. Go on - fuck off. Dreadful performance. Awful.
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
OK, 2026 - you're up. Please don't fuck this up. Please.
2025?
Hit the showers. Go on - fuck off. Dreadful performance. Awful.
2025?
Hit the showers. Go on - fuck off. Dreadful performance. Awful.
...I think she's happy I'm home.
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
...I think she's happy I'm home.
Wishing all the good souls I've seen here a safe and happy Yuletide, however they choose to spend it, with the people they love best.
Meanwhile - Santa Claus has been very kind, @astrokatie.com ! Once I've slept off this enormous Christmas lunch, I shall be cracking this one open. 📚🙂
Meanwhile - Santa Claus has been very kind, @astrokatie.com ! Once I've slept off this enormous Christmas lunch, I shall be cracking this one open. 📚🙂
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Wishing all the good souls I've seen here a safe and happy Yuletide, however they choose to spend it, with the people they love best.
Meanwhile - Santa Claus has been very kind, @astrokatie.com ! Once I've slept off this enormous Christmas lunch, I shall be cracking this one open. 📚🙂
Meanwhile - Santa Claus has been very kind, @astrokatie.com ! Once I've slept off this enormous Christmas lunch, I shall be cracking this one open. 📚🙂
how i'm turning up to the Bluesky christmas party
December 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
how i'm turning up to the Bluesky christmas party
And in other lovely Christmas stories...
Also: HAHAHAHAHA!!
"Prepare his body in the traditional ways of our ancestors"
You simple-minded cosplay bell-ends.
And again: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Also: HAHAHAHAHA!!
"Prepare his body in the traditional ways of our ancestors"
You simple-minded cosplay bell-ends.
And again: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
And in other lovely Christmas stories...
Also: HAHAHAHAHA!!
"Prepare his body in the traditional ways of our ancestors"
You simple-minded cosplay bell-ends.
And again: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Also: HAHAHAHAHA!!
"Prepare his body in the traditional ways of our ancestors"
You simple-minded cosplay bell-ends.
And again: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
'Tis the Season.
To punch a chinless rapist nonce square in the fucking face.
Very hard, and very often.
Chase DeMoor should never have to pay for his own drinks, ever again.
To punch a chinless rapist nonce square in the fucking face.
Very hard, and very often.
Chase DeMoor should never have to pay for his own drinks, ever again.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
'Tis the Season.
To punch a chinless rapist nonce square in the fucking face.
Very hard, and very often.
Chase DeMoor should never have to pay for his own drinks, ever again.
To punch a chinless rapist nonce square in the fucking face.
Very hard, and very often.
Chase DeMoor should never have to pay for his own drinks, ever again.
PURE. FUCKING. MAYHEM.
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
PURE. FUCKING. MAYHEM.