good morning bitches
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
good morning bitches
blue wave liberals will take even the most flimsy and nonsensical opportunity to be extremely homophobic if the target is a Republican
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
blue wave liberals will take even the most flimsy and nonsensical opportunity to be extremely homophobic if the target is a Republican
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
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launching a crusade against minimizer bras because I'm tired of beautiful women being made to feel small
April 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
launching a crusade against minimizer bras because I'm tired of beautiful women being made to feel small
this but flicking the Chicago bean
it is fucking crazy that I cannot get in a mosh pit anymore without getting sicker than I've ever been every single time
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
this but flicking the Chicago bean
read a report about Trump making one of his aides stay up with him all night bc he doesn't sleep and gets lonely so they sleep in shifts on the plane and realized it's the same thing as me making my partners hang out with me while I shower
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
read a report about Trump making one of his aides stay up with him all night bc he doesn't sleep and gets lonely so they sleep in shifts on the plane and realized it's the same thing as me making my partners hang out with me while I shower
got home last night after 10 straight days of traveling had extremely loud sex and have been walking around my apartment all morning scream singing obscure Midwest Emo in a cookie monster voice. I'm sure my neighbours missed me,
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
got home last night after 10 straight days of traveling had extremely loud sex and have been walking around my apartment all morning scream singing obscure Midwest Emo in a cookie monster voice. I'm sure my neighbours missed me,
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
it's crazy how there really was no edible food until like 2012
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
it's crazy how there really was no edible food until like 2012
yt men will literally sexualize getting clean instead of go to therapy
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
yt men will literally sexualize getting clean instead of go to therapy
changing my insta bio to Alan Dershowitz Democrat
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
changing my insta bio to Alan Dershowitz Democrat
technically pedophilia is when you're attracted to someone under the age of 25, hebephilia is when you're attracted to someone between the ages of 25-27, and ephebophilia is when you're attracted to someone 28-35
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
technically pedophilia is when you're attracted to someone under the age of 25, hebephilia is when you're attracted to someone between the ages of 25-27, and ephebophilia is when you're attracted to someone 28-35
they're trying to trans me in the fraternity alum group chat rn
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
they're trying to trans me in the fraternity alum group chat rn
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It's crazy I used to think adhd was fake and then they gave me a pill that turned me into an engineer
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It's crazy I used to think adhd was fake and then they gave me a pill that turned me into an engineer
man what the fuck are people talking about anymore
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
man what the fuck are people talking about anymore
people who were raised catholic are POC
September 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
people who were raised catholic are POC
you will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank
September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
you will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank
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I sucked my own dick in Cracker Barrel parking lot
August 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I sucked my own dick in Cracker Barrel parking lot
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we smoking that ACME exploding doink. we on that phasmo smudge stick. we're smoking slimerbane. we smoking the chalk they outlined Dracula in.
May 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
we smoking that ACME exploding doink. we on that phasmo smudge stick. we're smoking slimerbane. we smoking the chalk they outlined Dracula in.
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Guy who thinks Shibari is a breed of dog
August 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Guy who thinks Shibari is a breed of dog
if God didn't want me to put my balls on your forehead then why did He make them such a stable shelf for that purpose
August 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
if God didn't want me to put my balls on your forehead then why did He make them such a stable shelf for that purpose
moron who never 3bets his 73 suited: the other players just always seem to get there
August 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
moron who never 3bets his 73 suited: the other players just always seem to get there
sister called me Ted Lasso when she saw my mustache I'm gonna fucking crash out
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
sister called me Ted Lasso when she saw my mustache I'm gonna fucking crash out