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Feminist, sex-positive musings, tall woman problems, mom stuff, workout motivation.
Who is going to dom Alexa tonight, we ask, as we lay in bed and one of us orders her to shut the lights off.
April 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The first time I ever wished I took a science lab class in high school is the same day poppers were banned in the US
March 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
First couple’s therapy session:

Me: I look at EVERYTHING he sends me on Instagram and he doesn’t look at ANYTHING I send him.
March 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Only have as many pets as you have hands.
February 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Learning the hard way over here that IKEA product names, no matter how well known, don’t work in NYT games.
February 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It’s cute that someone joined Blue Sky to create a fake profile of me over on Twitter using photos from here. What is wrong with people?
February 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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all the people in the rich neighborhoods are egging their own houses to flaunt their wealth
January 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Maybe Trump meant he’d reduce the cost of the eggs in our ovaries.
January 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Picking what stores I can shop in after last week is roughly like what men I can still watch and listen to after #metoo
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
26 min shoulders chest back day down and 20 min of spin
January 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can I buy EVERYTHING in Costco? Is any other retailer keeping DEI initiatives????
January 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Gavin Newsome and Trump are both 6’3”…yet one of them is about 3” taller than the other.
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
6.2 lbs down, 31 min of lower body weight lifting down and 20 min of spin now
January 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
4.8 lbs down into the New Year. Chest/back/shoulders then some spinning
January 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I am great at a lot of things. The NYT crossword puzzle is not one of them.
January 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you didn’t cry, the nose hair you wanted to pluck is not out.
January 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
30 min biceps/triceps/glutes/inner thighs done…30 min spin commences.
January 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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absolute worst guy you know is currently telling his friends he’s gonna “try his hand at standup comedy”
January 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I want to try all the New York Times Cooking recipes but finding the ingredients used in these things must require defeating the final boss in one special bodega in NY with a cheat code.
January 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
People that stop drinking not because they’re an alcoholic but because they’re better than you er it’s better for you
January 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The upside of finding your partner later in life is you know what they look like when they’re older and how they take care of themselves.
January 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
26 min down of chest, back, shoulders and single leg Bulgarian split squats, 20 min spin over. Holy crap.
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oh hey I just did my 300th strength workout on Peloton. (Let’s not tell you how long I’ve had the app.)
January 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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If everything is triggering perhaps social media isn’t for you.
January 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM