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Bort Unleashed
@bortunleashed.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Smashing my super-gundam through a white pride rally
I'll buy you a 30 rack if you let me bear mace you
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'll buy you a 30 rack if you let me bear mace you
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Ice on my neck for the Lord God
September 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Ice on my neck for the Lord God
I'm the Marilyn Manson of weed smoking
September 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm the Marilyn Manson of weed smoking
Screaming in agony as I imagine a normie
August 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Screaming in agony as I imagine a normie
Dropping a massive shit rn and none of you can stop me
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dropping a massive shit rn and none of you can stop me
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Adderall turned me into the voice of the people
June 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Adderall turned me into the voice of the people
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my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid
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in the latest clipse album pusha t has admitted to selling cocaine
July 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
in the latest clipse album pusha t has admitted to selling cocaine
Cybersexual when I see those bazongas yeowch....
July 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Cybersexual when I see those bazongas yeowch....
Also buying an atlatl to hunt normies with night vision
July 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Also buying an atlatl to hunt normies with night vision
Emmitting a high frequency sonic pitch that subtly deters straight people from approaching me
July 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Emmitting a high frequency sonic pitch that subtly deters straight people from approaching me
I'm going to unleash myself...
July 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm going to unleash myself...
Phrenologically calculating the most homophobic chihuaha skull shape
July 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Phrenologically calculating the most homophobic chihuaha skull shape
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Taking this load on my face in honor of the brave Houthi military
May 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Taking this load on my face in honor of the brave Houthi military
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My son Shredder Williams was arrested today for abetting an armed robbery of the local sperm bank in Sheboygan
May 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My son Shredder Williams was arrested today for abetting an armed robbery of the local sperm bank in Sheboygan
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Stroke game like I'm John Fetterman, aipac money im bout to cash out like Fetterman, lost control of it all I'm gonna crash out like I'm Fetterman, live action Shrek I'm out the swamp call me Fetterman
May 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Stroke game like I'm John Fetterman, aipac money im bout to cash out like Fetterman, lost control of it all I'm gonna crash out like I'm Fetterman, live action Shrek I'm out the swamp call me Fetterman
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Chastised at the local gas joint cus they don't believe in wookieporn wednesday
May 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Chastised at the local gas joint cus they don't believe in wookieporn wednesday
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Eddie Bauer Anti Fascist graphic tees
May 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Eddie Bauer Anti Fascist graphic tees
Haha you're so based babe
April 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Haha you're so based babe
Wǒ yào yòng guǐ jīnghuá yè tú mǎn nǐ de liǎn
March 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wǒ yào yòng guǐ jīnghuá yè tú mǎn nǐ de liǎn
Loving china. No better place to masturbate in public
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Loving china. No better place to masturbate in public
Fucking your bitch in my mind palace
March 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Fucking your bitch in my mind palace
can't stop laughing at this guy lmao
March 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
can't stop laughing at this guy lmao
